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i know this is hardly an original thought but i would just like to say fuck the electoral college
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i do not look at red states and see my enemies. i look at red states and see the people who voted for harris, maybe in secret, and i worry for them. i am privileged to be queer and latine in a blue state and if you are in a blue state, do not forget red states have people, good people, just like you in them.
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Was watching the weather channel and they went off the air because a gnome just sprinted across the frame so fast you could only make out its little buttcheeks and the red hat....
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It is what it is but like. Can it be something else
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I'm certain this is on Tumblr somewhere, but I haven't seen it around, so I'm sharing it myself
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'is he stupid' is one of the funniest things to add at the end of a sentence it's right up there with 'many such cases' and 'because of woke'
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“why would you suck strap if you can’t even feel it” well first of all I can feel it. the strap becomes a part of me the second I put it on. so jot that down
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I need to be the most fuckable person on this public transport
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