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Logging out of this Tumblr and creating a whole new one🤷‍♂️ K bye😂

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60 CAL COOKIE YALL

ghather around kiddos because i just made a cookie with 67 calories and you can even make that lower with LESS chocolate chips , it tastes so good so yea :

forth a tsp of brown sugar = 2.75 cal.

half a tsp of stevia = 0 cal.

half a tsp of milk ( you can use any kind you want ) = 2 cal.

forth a tsp of butter ( you can use any oil you want but i was treating myself ) = 8 cal.

tiny bit of vanilla extract ( for flavor ) = less than 12 cal.

1 tbsp of flour ( any kind ) = 28 cal.

8 chocolate chips ( i used milk cuz I’m a fatass ) = 16 cal ( 2 cal for each ).

mix everything except the flour and chocolate and microwave it for 10 seconds , stir in the flour and add the chocolate and microwave for 40-50 seconds ( no more than 60 seconds or the chocolate will burn ) , and enjoy <3 .

lol i started eating it and forgot to take a picture, ( it’s really good ).

~stay safe~

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Well fuck... I am... I am so fucking..... gay... d a m n

I’m fine…

Yeah…I’m…fine…

Never mind…someone call 911

Help me….

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how much do i have to flap my hands before my arms get totally ripped. just absolutely jacked

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Take your anxiety meds with Red Bull to create SLOWFAST, the hot new emotion teens are raving about!

SlowFast™: It Feels Incredibly Bad.

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Omg the king has spoken!!!

@staff

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Reblog if you utterly and without hesitation support gay rights

It’ll mean a lot to my friend, who’s having a tough time with bullies lately.

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oh my gOD STOP THAT

the fact that Castiel’s face is still smeared with blood after the fight is obviously evidence that Dean always used to clean him up after a battle,,,FIGHT ME

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This is why I love Tumblr.

I love that articles on s14 are like “cas will do anything, try every pact with every devil, literally anything to save his… bro”

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Where have we seen this before I wonder ?!

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“I don’t know if I like you or love you, want you or need you. All I know is I love the feelings I get when I’m with you.”

— Unknown

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My mental health often effects my physical health! :) That’s a thing too.

We should talk about mental health everyday, but it doesn’t mean a day like today is not important.

Mental health is important and is needed. Don’t ever forget to take care of yourself, you’re not faking it.

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friendly reminder that struggling with mental health doesn’t make you weak or broken 

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Damn, these birds are wild.

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MISHA NO

oh. my. god. (x)

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This is so frickin wholesome, I love it!❤️🏳️‍🌈

handy hold