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Trees insult each other by farting

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Kevin Bacon bits

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anal beads bloop bloop

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"we're gonna go with the elf cum" - my father

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it's so lame when I get home late and there's no sleeping mx in my bed

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i think getting wine drunk with Cher would fix me

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my back is a massive knot, I bit my index fingernail to blood, and I have a 2 hour gig tonight I don't want to play

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giggling like paulie walnuts after cracking some crunchy ice with my boot on my walk

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🗣️pUMPKIn🗣️pUMPKIN🗣️

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rubbing vitamin dust on my gums like coke

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discovered a feeling worse than your friend being mad at you: two of your friends being mad at each other

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dinnertable discussions when you're 25:

"McDonald's is the pornography of food: a cheap, plastic, hyperbolic version of the real thing whose sole goal is the reproduction of the urge that drove consuming it in the first place"

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scrimblo y su bimbini

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sad about a bug I killed yesterday

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"He stood at the window of the empty cafe and watched the activities in the square and he said that it was good that God kept the truths of life from the young as they were starting out or else they'd have no heart to start at all." --

cormac mccarthy, all the pretty horses