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scara’s best buddies | girlbosses and girlfailures

𐙚stay pawsitive !

prologue: missing tofu? ♥︎♡ ⋆ 1. surprise kitten?1??1!1! ⋆ 2.hes so fine… wait a minute ♥︎♥︎ ⋆ 3. little miss delulu ⋆ 4. are the archons against me?? ⋆ 5. lets be friends cat thief 6. ha ha. + haha :3 ⋆ 7. cat dropoff ♥︎♥︎ ⋆ 8. doesn't hurt to try ♥︎♥︎ ⋆ 9. invitation ♥︎♥︎ ⋆ 10. #realcontentcreators ♥︎♥︎ 11. the long awaited collab 12.

𐙚be so fur real !

13. pls let cat thief come back 14. tba ⋆ 15. tba 16. tba

𐙚cat-astrophe !

17. confessions ⋆ 18. im sorry ⋆ 19. mending ⋆ 20. taking small chances ⋆ 21. take the risk

𐙚you're so purrfect !

22. bday surprise ! just kitten ⋆ 23. boyfie reveal ⋆ 24. i love you meow and forever ⋆ 25. meant to be, kitten in the stars

extras and hcs: i. ☂️: scaramouche and tofu aftermath (set in chapter 2) ⋆ ii. ❄️: yearning for too long (set in chapter 2) ⋆ iii. ❄️: whipped (set in chapter 6) ⋆ iv. ☂️☁️: omw ! (set before chapter 7) ⋆ v. ☂️🫧: help me asap! (set during chapter 7 ♥︎♡ ) ⋆ vi. ☂️🐈‍⬛: how did they meet? (set in chapter 1)

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AITA FOR BEING COLD TO A STRANGER FOR BEING WEIRD BUT THEY ENDED UP BEING MY CRUSH I LIKED FROM MY CHILDHOOD ??? FT. SCARAMOUCHE ! cw: informal writing, ooc, modern au, plotless ?, crackpost, use of kys/kms jokes, ip address leak (NOT REAL!!! i dont condone this in real life.), brief stan war, etc note: i think scaramouche using reddit for advice is funny. i might use this for a diff character. im reposting this from my other account @kaedehararchives masterlist

scaramouche isn't the type of person to ask for advice. so why is he on the infamous site, reddit? well, he doesn't want to ask people knowing that he has weaknesses so obviously, he's here.

r/amitheasshole ∙ a year ago thehatguy aita for treating someone for being weird? i know how that title sounds but bear with me. i (M17) come from a predominantly rich family that is known internationally. when this person (GN17) came up to me, being all weird, acting like i know them. i was thinking that they were going to use me for connections / money / fame / etc. i didn't want that to slide obviously so i told them (dis)respectfully to fuck off. despite, my warning messages, they kept persistently to be friendly with me. in my personal opinion, i hate clingy people especially when we first met.

i tried my best to be civil with them and ignore / avoid them and their super weird-clingy-cringe advances. but they KEEP thinking we know each other from somewhere. it's getting annoying... and frankly, i did get a tad angry with them. so i pulled some strings and they aren't allowed to talk to me.... well in a class we share.

after typing up a post, he already had gotten a few responses. he wiped right, unlocking his phone, to see the notifications.

replies:

lesbianpirate69 you sound like an asshole

eyepatchwearernumber1 lwk loser behavior lmao thehatguy [OP] who even wears eyepatches? get off my post detectivelover69 nta they prob deserved it thehatguy [OP] thats what im saying

thank god someone agrees with me. he thought. well that was until he kept scrolling. a bunch of people calling him an asshole. typical. but the username "hydronarwhal" caught his eye. stupid reddit user. who even uses this stupid app?

hydronarwhal idk why would u be weird to someone js because they want to be friends with you thehatguy [OP] why wouldn't u be mean to someone who keeps trying to be friends with u hydronarwhal dude i think you have some issues thehatguy [OP] did u read it right? read it again for me hydronarwhal just because ur rich doesnt mean they want ur money bro thehatguy [OP] 192.1xx.x.xx

after this conversation with this guy "hydronarwhal", he had enough of this. clearly, that guy is sick in the head. blocking the account from seeing his post, he went to sleep. well, he will check the comment section after he had a well-rested night.

well, two more won't hurt.

bobaya nah thats weird. i get you on that using people for connections thehatguy [OP] finally, thank you beetlefighter101 wait ur weird asf for leaking someone's ip address thehatguy [OP] that's just the celluar data tower they're using beetlefighter101 what do they use thehatguy [OP] t-mobile hydrowhales0612 can u not? bobaya wait no, op is valid. t-mobile is ass

robinoaknumberonefan this sounds parasocial thehatguy [OP] you cannot be talking? barbaraisbetterthanrobin ROBIN CANT BEAT BARBARA'S PERFECTION robinoaknumberonefan uhh okay, albert. (albert's info) (albert's info) open full thread?

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is he an idiot for leaving his notifications on for every app? yes. he is because why did his post that he was sure no one would really see due to the flood of aita posts, get l

[notification: reddit +1] adornthenight are u sure ur giving the full story?

adornthenight are u sure ur giving the full story? thehatguy [OP] duh... why wouldnt i? adornthenight read this then www.reddit.com/r/aita/avidsnoopyfan

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u/avidsnoopyfan my side of aita for treating someone for being weird? hello! im the person in the thehatguy's post. i want to clear things up. he said that i was clingy to him and that i was someone who wanted to use him for money. i reassure you guys that isn't the case. he just looked familiar. someone i held dear to my heart. i know that's bad to project on someone you met. technically you can argue that i couldve seen him from social media but i don't really use any other than pinterest.

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movie night

despite, knowing aventurine for a long time, you still wanted to make sure your apartment was clean enough for the weekly best friends’ hangout night, the name is still in progress. he made it up, swearing that he’d change it to something better, but it stuck. well, you suggested it could be just night instead of hangout but “work in progress!” he quipped back as his rebuttal. 

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rewriting this one rn

today's sidequest: arcade vs me kazuha

the arcade was a place that kazuha voweed to never ever visit again and no one never knew why. that was until you came in the picture. well, kazuha has been pining over you since freshman year had started and the both of you are now seniors?

he admired you for your ambitious nature yet soft actions whenever you scolded your friends for their reckless behavior. the more he thought of you, the more he desperately wanted to be your friend and maybe, something more.

when he managed the courage to ask to be friends, actually, you asked and he jumped at the chance. however, when he learned that you lkked and actively enjoyed to go to his deepest darkest place…

the arcade.

obviously, he abandoned his vow of ten years to woo you with his skills that deteriorated over the years. not that he was good at it anyway.

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i wrote a cannibalism poem for school it was pretty awesome

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thinking about you ft. lumine

you shouldn't have been missing her. it's been months since she left and you should be over her by now. denial isn't something you should be experiencing, it shouldve been over. you should be at the acceptance level from the stages of grief.

maybe it's your fault because you knew she'd leave teyvat, all the memories that were made here, friends...

and you.

well, of course, you weren't an expectation for her. hell, when you admitted your feelings for her, she even told you not to gain feelings for her because it'd be all for nothing. the moment she reconnected with her brother, she would be out and then exploring a different universe elsewhere. maybe she'd even forget you and fall in love with someone else. or take on a different persona with gray hair and yellow eyes. ok... you sound crazy, but you are sane, kind of.

the questions began to spiral in your head. would she even remember you? all the dates-

would she even call them dates or just hangouts?

-you've been on with her, she should have, right? would she tell aether about you? would aether approve of you if they had stayed in teyvat?

the fondest memory you like to revisit in your dreams is when she took you underwater in fontaine. just once, you spoke about the ocean and how you saw illusrations of it, wanting to see it at least once. she said, "i remember you saying you liked the ocean. so here we are..."

"aw, lumi, you're so sweet! i love the beach." you replied as lumine shook her head.

"ah, i mean, come with me." she extended her hand, offering you to take it. you were confused,

"what?"

"just take my hand."

as the sun shines on the both of you, you and she stood on the beach, her shoes were getting encrusted with sand while she waited for you to take her hand. after all, obviously, she wanted you go into the ocean with her.

"you want to go into the ocean? i can't even swim, lumine."

"just stay close with me."

she's definitely someone out of this world because someone who's normal would've took you out to the aquarium. maybe you're happy that she's not normal, she's definitely charming. but then you start to wonder if she's always this charming. the way youve seen her captivate others, what if you're not the only one? if she's able to capture your heart so easily, did she with others?

placing your hand with hers, she quickly intertwined her fingers with yours, pulling you closer. "okay."

the memories get more and more hazy as you thought about it. you dug your face into your hands, you have to get over her. she's gone and there's nothing you could do about it.

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kiss you like a rose with argenti

the first time you realized that argenti does like you is that he treats you like a princess. you never were the one pulling your chair, opening the door first, instead it was him. snickering as you remember him sliding off the car just to open your door.

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i can’t be your love

despite having feelings for you, he can’t help but realize that he’s not the one for you and might never be. maybe you have feelings for him now but it’s not forever. you two come from different social statuses as you are known as the princess of sunshine and he’s casted away in the shadows, where only the moon could shine.

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today's sidequest: arcade vs me kazuha

the arcade was a place that kazuha voweed to never ever visit again and no one never knew why. that was until you came in the picture. well, kazuha has been pining over you since freshman year had started and the both of you are now seniors?

he admired you for your ambitious nature yet soft actions whenever you scolded your friends for their reckless behavior. the more he thought of you, the more he desperately wanted to be your friend and maybe, something more.

when he managed the courage to ask to be friends, actually, you asked and he jumped at the chance. however, when he learned that you lkked and actively enjoyed to go to his deepest darkest place…

the arcade.

obviously, he abandoned his vow of ten years to woo you with his skills that deteriorated over the years. not that he was good at it anyway.

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please dont reblog any posts these are just drafted works that won't go to my actual blog

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AITA FOR BEING COLD TO A STRANGER FOR BEING WEIRD BUT THEY ENDED UP BEING THE GIRL I LIKED FROM MY CHILDHOOD ??? FT. SCARAMOUCHE ! cw: informal writing, ooc, modern au, plotless ?, crackpost, use of kys/kms jokes, ip address leak (NOT REAL!!! i dont condone this in real life. i think it's kind of in character for scaramouche) note: i think scaramouche using reddit for advice is funny. i might use this for a diff character. i didn't really have a plan for this one

scaramouche isn't the type of person to ask for advice. so why is he on the infamous site, reddit? well, he doesn't want to ask people knowing that he has weaknesses so obviously, he's here.

r/thehatguy aita for treating someone for being weird? i know how that title sounds but bear with me. i (M17) come from a predominantly rich family that is known internationally. when this person (GN17) came up to me, being all weird, acting like i know them. i was thinking that they were going to use me for connections / money / fame / etc. i didn't want that to slide obviously so i told them (dis)respectfully to fuck off. despite, my warning messages, they kept persistently to be friendly with me. in my personal opinion, i hate clingy people especially when we first met.

i tried my best to be civil with them and ignore / avoid them and their super weird-clingy-cringe advances. but she KEEPS thinking we know each other from somewhere. it's getting annoying... and frankly, i did get a tad angry with her and

after typing up a post, he already had gotten a few responses.

replies: detectivelover69 nta they prob deserved it thehatguy [OP] thats what im saying

thank god someone agrees with me. until he kept scrolling.

hydronarwhal idk why would u be weird to someone js because they want to be friends with you thehatguy [OP] why wouldn't u be mean to someone who keeps trying to be friends with u hydronarwhal dude i think you have some issues thehatguy [OP] did u read it right? read it again for me hydronarwhal just because ur rich doesnt mean they want ur money bro thehatguy [OP] 192.1xx.x.xx

after this conversation with this guy "hydronarwhal", he had enough of this. clearly, that guy is sick in the head. blocking the account from seeing his post, he went to sleep. well, he will check the comment section after he had a well-rested night.

one more won't hurt.

bobaya nah thats weird. i get you on that using people for connections thehatguy [OP] finally, thank you beetlefighter101 wait ur weird asf for leaking someone's ip address thehatguy [OP] that's just the celluar data tower they're using beetlefighter101 what do they use thehatguy [OP] t-mobile hydrowhales0612 can u not?

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is he an idiot for leaving his notifications on for every app? yes. he is because why did his post that he was sure no one would really see due to the flood of aita posts, get l

[notification: reddit +1] adornthenight are u sure ur giving the full story?

adornthenight are u sure ur giving the full story? thehatguy [OP] duh... why wouldnt i?

r/thehatguy aita for treating someone for being weird (two updates)

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valentine's day scenarios (but it's enemies to lovers)

prompt list by @novelbear

"you have a date? how much did you pay them?"

crashing their date with another person purposely

^ and it all was definitely out of spite. not because they were jealous. never. totally not.

sending them flowers that they just know sets off their allergies

^ probably left with some smartass note too

laughing at them simply because they seem to care about the holiday

"you celebrate this corny day?" "just say you're lonely and have no one to spend it with, next time, 'kay?"

"i told my friends i'd go on this stupid double date with them." "and that's my business because..?" "..i don't have a date."

catfishing the hell out of them online leading up to the holiday

and then it backfiring because they realize, they're actually pretty nice and sweet outside of all the arguing.

"i thought bringing you roses would be a romantic! you know!?" "not when they still have the thorns on them, dumbass!"

giving them those boxed chocolates, but replacing the filling with something else instead (like wasabi for example lmao)

"you've been teasing me all this time about being single just for you to get stood up?" "....." "move over, you're lucky i'm hungry."

giving the other candies because it was simply "left over" and "definitely stale"

perfect chance for a little secret admirer thing to go on since one may be just too embarrassed or scared to face things head on

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[ 1 ] 𓇼 TWILIGHT ZONE content warnings: strong language, mommy issues word count: 2.8k previous ⋆ masterlist ⋆ next

“Raiden. Raiden Scaramouche, please report to the office.” Scaramouche raised a brow, confused. He knows that he’s a delinquent, but it doesn’t mean he pulled pranks and atrocities all the time. Besides, what’s the point of even calling him to the office? The school year is ending, finals are over, and summer is rolling in.

Childe, or what Scaramouche likes calling him, a parasite, turned to him, “’Mouchie,”

Disgusted, “Don’t you dare call me that! I know where you live.”

Scaramouche’s threats used to be more terrifying but the more you get to know him, you’ll know that they were only used to scare you off; he’s just all bark, no bite. Most people’s faces would fall immediately, running off to pick up the dignity they have left. But Childe isn’t like most people; unfortunate for Scaramouche since Childe is used to his sharp words since middle school, Childe only laughed off the threat, getting used to Scaramouche's empty filled threats. He's all bark, no bite. “So What did you do this time?”

“How the fuck am i supposed to know?” Scaramouche replied, being as confused as him. The indigo haired male rolled his eyes as his friend’s empty ones glanced to the side who was avoiding his gaze,

“Sheesh, my bad.” Childe replied, holding up his hands to defend himself.

“Raiden Scaramouche, please head to the office.'' The speaker spoke again as Childe tugged him in the direction of the office. The fluorescent, bright lights flickering above Scaramouche, he yanked off Childe’s hand off his sleeve, “whatever.”

As the bell rang for the next class, people stared at Scaramouche while he walked to the office. not because he’s the infamous guy who causes trouble just to cackle at the faces of terror, but because he’s beautiful. Scaramouche isn’t being full of himself though; the case being more evident when he saw someone raise their phone at him... with flash. 

Well, some people would think that Scaramouche is full of himself for saying that, but have you seen Twitter, or hell, even, Tiktok? So many unsolicited pictures or videos of him being edited and being posted to Lana Del Rey or Chase Atlantis. The comments on those videos are like the reign of terror. Scaramouche considers those comments more terrifying or scary than whatever Scaramouche and “his” goons do during school.

Arriving at the office, he meets eyes with one of the office hags, Xianyun, who greeted him with a thin lined smile. She didn’t even look him in the eyes, just clacking away at her screen. This is why that old bitch has glasses. “Hello, Mr. Scaramouche.”

He scrunched his nose, leaning back, her words were laced in saccharin, too sweet to be sincere. Scaramouche hated her fake pleasantries especially when they’re both aware of how much they don’t like each other. Small talk and being polite for the sake of being nice annoyed him, pretending to be nice isn’t as polite as people may think. Cutting to the chase, he crossed his arms, “Why was I called? I didn't do shit this time.”

Watching the fine lines wrinkles in her face creased, she looked away from her screen. She made direct eye contact with Scaramouche. It doesn’t matter if her gaze might be too hard to handle, he lives with the CEO of the Raiden Shogun Corporations… 

or known as his mother. 

Now, he got her attention. she sat up straight, pinching her nose bridge. The older woman gritted her teeth, “Mr. Scaramouche, please do not curse in a school setting. as it goes against the rules; it may disturb others with sensitive ears. please go to the principal morax’s office, i’m sure you’ll be more comfortable there.”

Scaramouche smiled a little not because the older woman dissed him, but because there was no longer an uncomfortable barrier between the two, but instead something he was comfortable with, bitter and straight forward. “Whatever.” he quipped back, giving the amount of attitude the office lady gave to him.

As he walked past her desk, she mumbled under her breath, “Fucking brat.” Scaramouche pivoted on his heel, “Oh, Miss Xianyun,”

The office lady turned her chair towards his direction, despite dying her hair, she would definitely grow more gray hairs after this. “Please don’t curse in an educational setting. it may disturb people with sensitive ears.” Watching the woman’s face twist into annoyance as he chuckled quietly to himself. Serves her right!

He walked into Mr. Morax’s office; it looked the same as always. A big, stuffy office with no a/c but the only room without flickering lights and a bunch of old man decorations on the shelves and some pictures of his kids— Scaramouche squinted at the framed pictures, Xiao and Ganyu. Wow, what a great parent unlike some people. With a frown adorning his face, he greeted the principal, “Hey.” Throwing his backpack on the carpeted floors, he pulled out one of the two brown chairs in front of the older male’s desk, slouching in the chair. Mr. Morax didn’t pay any attention to Scaramouche’s attitude, which Scaramouche liked or disliked? The principal treated him like everyone else, but he wasn’t dismissive of the indigo haired male’s distracting actions. “What’s the problem?”

Mr. Morax explained the issue to him, resting his gloved hands on the desk, “Your mother had called and said that she’s pulling you out of school early due to technical issues.”

Scaramouche's face twitched, his mother? What the hell does she want? “What?”

“Yes, she said that she’ll be there in twenty-” Mr. Morax scooted his chair towards his computer which had a yellow sticky note attached to it. He peeled it from the screen, reading the rushed handwriting, he corrected himself. “— I apologize, in ten minutes, your mother will pick you up. please grab your needed essentials and go home.”

Scaramouche wanted to argue back, not wanting to face his mother and the consequences that come with it. but he glanced at Mr. Morax's eyes, knowing that even if he fights back, the old man will have his way and it would be worse than it would have been initially. “Fine.”  He didn’t mean to say it so bitterly, but he did. but the real question is why did he react like that?

Was it because he viewed that man as his “father”? He wanted to laugh at himself. Don’t be stupid. He slung his backpack, his mood becoming grouchier than before. Out of the office, sitting on the golden yellow benches that had been graffitied before being painted back to its boring solid color. Despite wearing sweats, the temperature of the bench seared him as if he was salmon, but instead finding a seat in the cool shadows, he's just as stubborn as his own mother. 

He stayed in the same seat.

Beep!

A Cadillac honked at Scaramouche just before he got up to curse out the car. it was his mother and most importantly, her girlfriend in the driver seat. the pink haired hag, yae miko who taunted Scaramouche that she would take his mother away from him forever. Well, to be fair, it was a joke and she always meant it jokingly, but Scaramouche was eleven who didn’t know any better. He took that joke too seriously. but of course, there’s other instances where yae pulled that pissed him off. He'd rather not get into that, otherwise, it would be a long day.

“Scaramouche, get in the damn car, we don’t have all day.” the pink haired hag hollered. she could be even louder the way she spoke, waking up the damn archons from their rest.

“Shut up, hag!” is what Scaramouche wanted to reply with. But instead, Scaramouche grumbled whatever, opening the door. He saw his youngest sister, Mikoto, the prized daughter who would get the seat of CEO in the company. If that little shit wasn’t born, he’d be the one being praised and loved. the one above the rest instead being the one among the others.

When Scaramouche sat down, buckled in his seatbelt. He took out his phone, plugging his ears with music. In his peripheral vision, his sister Mikoto whispered to her older brother, “Good afternoon, Big brother.”

Even though he wasn’t paying attention, he knew what she said. the dyed haired male recoiled from the title. He never accepted her as his little sister, why did she think she had the place to call him that? boiling it down to being all his mother and yae’s fault, they must be forcing a bond between the two of them. “Don’t call me that.”

“Ah, I'm sorry, big– Scaramouche.” his little sister flinched back, fiddling with her braids. Even though he did feel a little guilty, Scaramouche shifted to the side, looking through the window.

When Scaramouche arrived at the house, his mother took him into her office whilst yae went somewhere with mikoto. he was seated in the velvet chairs in front of her desk. Unlike the behavior he has at school, he’s more polite. Sitting in the chair, no manspread and he adjusted his collar. His mother was in front of him, writing something down. With the way his mother was talking to him, stern but firm, he thought, Maybe I am getting that CEO spot instead of Mikoto.

“Kunizukushi.” Oh!, she’s using the family name instead of “Scaramouche”, maybe he is getting that position. “As your school year is coming to an end and summer is coming up, I believe that you aren’t ready for the CEO position. Instead,” she placed a sticky post it note in front of the male. “You will go to auntie nahida’s summer house to help her out with her duties in fontaine.”

Whatever remaining pride scaramouche had crumbled before him, he no longer had a reason to keep up a façade, his mother already knows, they already know. “What do you mean I’m no longer fit for the CEO position, mother?”

When he was born, as if he was a puppet, ei shaped her son as someone who would take over the family’s business. but as he grew up, she saw that he wasn’t fit for the position, other than being empathetic towards others but he was too like her sister, who was forced to be in this position. She didn’t want that kind of responsibility on her son’s shoulders.

As Scaramouche's voice got louder, his mother kept staying calm. “Don’t you use that tone with me, Kunizukushi, I say this with all the love in my heart that you are simply too empathic to work as the sole owner.”

The tension between the two only grew worse; as the indigo haired male stood up, making his chair fall behind him. He said through gritted teeth, “I've been working for this my entire life and you’re throwing it all away because I'm too “nice”? you think that’s fucking nice? Have you seen how people perceive me in school? Have you?” if she had seen him as the infamous sixth member of the group he was a part of, the Fatui, they would call it. When were people making eye contact with him? in the hallways, in class, in the locker rooms or hell, even outside of school.Those idiotic people were in fear. in fear of the troubles that Scaramouche would wreak havoc over them. 

“Just because you are seen as terrifying there, it doesn’t mean you aren’t empathetic. you aren’t fit because you are prone to your emotions. You don’t control your feelings, they control you. Kuni, you will be sent to Nahida's summer house by tomorrow, pack up.”

Scaramouche's eyes twitched, “What?” Despite his tone, he was tapping his foot on the carpeted floor. 

Her voice grew more stern, holding her ground. He played with his fingers, nervous of the outcome even though he knew what was coming. “Don’t talk back to me. Return to your room and pack up, you’re leaving tomorrow. Take the note with you.” 

The tension was as thick as the fog on Tsurumi Island. Just before Scaramouche scoffed at his mother, he took the note from the office.

 “Whatever.”

When he left the office, making sure to slam the door behind him. Although his room wasn’t far from the office, it felt like it was dragging on. He trudged through the hallways all the way to his room, ignoring the family portraits that stared daggers into his back. 

The moment he walked into his room; the weight of the tension was lifted off his shoulders. He laid on his bed followed by a sigh of relief.

What a day. What a total waste of a day.

Scaramouche wondered if his sister wasn’t born, would he be in the position? Or would it be doomed in every universe. He rolled to his side, burying his face into the

He burrowed himself into his blankets, not caring to take off his “outside schools”. Years of training to be the exact leader for the company wasted just because of some stupid reason. Scaramouche's dream ever since he was a kid was to take over. But after this talk with his mother… correction, “mother” is not even her name, Ei. 

after that?

 he doesn’t even know if it was really his or her dream.

[Morning]

Someone knocked on the door, “Scaramouche, get out of your room.” 

“Piss off.” He mumbled, mostly out of habit. The person– probably Yae chuckled. 

The sun peeked through his blinds; he groaned as he fought the struggle to slip back into his bed sheets. A pang of realization hit him when he remembered that he didn’t pack at all. God, Ei would be a pain in the ass. He burrowed out of his bed, his head peeking out to find a luggage already set and ready to go and his step-mother was leaning at the door, “Scaramouche, I packed some of your things. Your aunt has some clothes or swim shorts for you at her villa. Don’t be an ass to her and you’re lucky that your mom wanted to play nice with you.”

Yae continued, pulling the comforter off Scaramouche’s body, he shivered, yanking the blanket back and pulled it over his head. “Get up, the jet is ready for you.” She crossed her arms, “If you go, I’ll put a good word for you to Ei.”

Despite knowing it was bait to get him out of bed, Scaramouche kicked the comforter off of him and walked to his bathroom. Yae looked over his shoulder, pointing out, “Your roots look rough. Oh! There’s a white hair.” She plucked a white hair from his head, he tossed a glare at her, she only laughed.  

“Are you leaving?” Scaramouche asked,  on his way to his bathroom. She hummed out a reply but he waited until he heard the door closed. He stared himself in the mirror and shit, Yae was right. he does need to redo his roots, his natural black hair peeking out. There isn’t any time to retouch it, he’d do it later when he comes back from the vacation to his aunt. 

Even though he is ready to go, physically. He isn’t mentally, not getting why his mother is sending him on a getaway trip. He laughed at himself, pulling his luggage into the jet. every other kid would be happy that their mom is sending them off to some place with beaches, Scaramouche just wants to ensure his spot that he was born and meant for. it’s his role. no one else’s. 

Well, that is what he insists on. The jet was comfortable at least. Fluffy blankets draped on the seats, a pillow on each one and a basket of snacks on the table tied with a bow and a card. His mother decked out the private jet with things she thinks her son would like. From miniature snacks to different kinds of gifts to “make up” what she did yesterday, parental guilt. It always gets them somehow. 

Scaramouche picked up a bag from the small basket, opening it as he picked up the notecard from his mother. “Kunizukushi, I apologize for my behavior yesterday. But you will understand why I sent you to your aunt’s when you’re older or hopefully, when you’re more mature.” 

“‘when you’re more mature’? I’m even more mature than you old ass hag.” Scaramouche mumbled before pausing. “Nevermind.” 

He opened the window’s blinds, seeing his sister leaning on Yae’s hand, she waved goodbye to him. He shut the window immediately and cracked it open a little. When Yae wasn’t looking, he waved back, he guessed that older sibling guilt is quite similar to parental ones. Leaning on his hand, he fell back to the much needed sleep. 

Maybe she was right. He needed this.

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listening to his heartbeats ft. kazuha & scaramouche

masterlist :: note: um... can you tell what ive been playing?

kazuha

you two were laying on the couch, having a movie binge watch on the tv.

although on the couch, you guys weren't close together until you scooted a bit closer to him, your head resting on his chest.

he was hoping you wouldn't notice the shift in his heartbeat, beating faster than the wind in the spring time

you pointed it out, "kazuha? is your heartbeat faster?"

kazuha shrugged, shifting your head a little. he insisted, "it's because of the jump scare in the movie." but he knew that you knew he was lying to you.

you looked up to him, rolling your eyes, "uh-huh, sure."

scaramouche

you two were standing in line for an amusement park, you got bored and hugged your boyfriend.

it's not like it's out of nowhere. scaramouche thought. it was just... kind of embarrassing to have pda when he used to make fun of couples who did

he could feel his ears feeling hotter, he cleared his throat and dragged you to up the line.

"what are you doing?" he asked as you clung to him like a sloth.

you shrugged, "hugging my boyfriend. why? is it a crime to huy people now, huh? you hate me or something?"

"yes."

"okay, honey." you peeled yourself off but he coddled you closer. you glanced up and he hid himself in his hat. "scara, are you flustered?"

"...no."

"oh! youre SO flustered thats so cute." you replied, looking back at the line. oh shit, you're holding the line. you yanked your very flustered, embarrassed boyfriend back to reality and walked through the coaster's line, giggling as he followed you like a puppy.

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puppy love ft. stelle

cws: crushing! stelle, f!reader, genderless stelle, sapphic relationship, fluff, cheesy, oblivious reader

it was a regular day at the astral express as a nameless, traveling and jumping between worlds and making sure it was stablized. but for today, there wasn't anything to do. you sighed, stretching on the couch. march sat next to you, "psst."

you looked at her direction, "what's up, march?" she leaned into your ear, her voice tickling you a bit,

"haven't you notice stelle trailing behind you?"

"isn't it normal?" you replied, thinking back when it all started.

it was one night and stelle wasn't able to sleep. her gray hair was in a frizz as she was sweating.

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SNOWED IN FT. SCARAMOUCHE contents // established relationship, hurt/comfort, kisses. masterlist

although, christmas is well over, and scaramouche isn't the type of person to even celebrate the holidays, but you liked the winter season, much to his surprise. you seemed more like a summer or spring person, or at least, that's his favorite season. he decided to bring you to snezhnaya for the snow.

out of nowhere, scaramouche wanted to go to the snow... for 4 days. the snow? really? he doesn't even like the snow especially when it gets into his clothes, given the fact that he doesn't wear the proper equipment. albeit, when did he seem to care?

"when are we going?"

"tomorrow."

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MY CRUSH IS SECRETLY MY FAN? - CHILDE X F! READER pairing: childe x f! reader, minor pairings: yunyan, sypnosis: Tartaglia, but more commonly known as childe or ajax at school, confesses to his crush on the rooftops but you reject him since your heart belongs to another. when childe gets on stage for his show, feeling dejected, he saw you holding your lightstick all dressed up. genres: love square, highschool au, slow burn, established crush (childe has a crush on reader), childhood crush note: this is inspired by manjuju's lynlumi fanart!

profiles: sick of his bs | ride or dies :3 childe: xinyan, thoma, scara reader: yunjin, miko, tighnari

verse 1: it's all about twists and turns

1 - plot twist • 2 -

verse 2:

flipped: childe x fem! reader - at day, a normal teenager with normal activities who sometimes dips school for weeks but at night, he's a super star. whilst childe confessed to his crush, she rejected him and said that her heart belongs to someone else. however, at tonight's show, she was there.