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many many chopped, well-browned, sautéed mushrooms in clarified butter. throw in your green peppers, onions, garlic, cook till slightly softened and darkened. dress with a teaspoon of chili flakes, salt, pepper to taste, gently nudge to one side of your pan and add the five eggs you whisked with salt, pepper, and garlic powder to the other half, stirring them slowly over medium-low heat until ribbony yellow, add gochujang and a soy sauce, stir everything to combine, serve immediately with buttered toast covered in sun-dried tomatoes. this too is love.
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scraping the insides out of dried shriveled beans for potions while listening to a siren sing threatening melodies to those who have wronged her (making vanilla syrup for my coffee while listening to taylor swift)
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cards for your bud. tag or send to a buckaroo who proves love
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Left to her own devices, a girl will literally get snuggled up oh so cozy in bed
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Latte foam art of these guys!
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something possessed me to draw him
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Highlights from the conference room where they nominated contenders for Word of the Year 2023:
• They put Skibidi Toilet on the projector to explain what “skibidi” means.
• Baby Gronk was mentioned.
• We discussed the Rizzler.
• “Cunty” was nominated.
• “Enshittification” was suggested for EVERY category.
• “Blue Check” (like from Twitter) was briefly defined as “Someone who will not Shut The Fuck Up”
• The person writing notes briefly defined babygirl as “referencing [The Speaker]”. He is now being called babygirl in the linguist groupchats.
• MULTIPLE people raised their hand to say “I cannot stress this enough: ‘Babygirl’ refers to a GROWN MAN”
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gbbo is absolutely essential to me because where else could i see someone plaiting a highland cow out of bread at 10pm on a tuesday
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it only took me 3 years to finish this nyx... but here she is!
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