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my fave Chappell Roan songs bc i can ... sentence starters

"I just need a little air."

"You're losing it lately."

"I'm cliché, who cares?"

"Well, good luck, babe."

"I don't wanna call it off."

"Call me hot, not pretty!"

"And guess I'm the fool..."

"I just need a little loving."

"Think I'm gonna call it off."

"But you don't wanna call it love."

"What's it take to bring you home?"

"It's comical, the bridges you burn."

"What's it take to get your number?"

"If karma's real, I hope it's your turn."

"You can say it's just the way you are."

"Wishing you the best, in the worst way."

"You know I hate to say, but I told you so."

"I try not to care, but it hurts my feelings."

"It's all in my head, but I want non-fiction."

"I could be the one, or your new addiction."

"Well, I woke up alone staring at my cеiling."

"Shoot another shot, try to stop the feeling."

"You only wanna be the one that I call baby."

"I don't want the world, but I'll take this city."

"Make a new excuse, another stupid reason."

"Ruined my credit, stole my cute aesthetic…"

"People say I'm jealous, but my kink is karma."

"I just wanna love someone who calls me baby."

"You don't have to stare, comе here, get with it!"

"You're standing face to face with 'I told you so'."

"Think I'm gonna call it off, even if you call it love."

"No need to be hateful in your fake Gucci sweater."

"No one's touched me there in a damn hot minute!"

"You'd have to stop the world just to stop the feeling."

"Who knew that we'd let it get this bad when it ended?"

"I don't wanna call it off, but you don't wanna call it love."

"You can say that we are nothing, but you know the truth."

"Baby, do you like this beat? I made it so you'd dance with me."

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A meme for muses with poor tempers.

Change pronouns and wording to your heart's content to best suit your muse.

"Are you good? Feeling a little calmer, now?"

"Did you just punch a hole in my wall?!"

"Do we need to get you a juice box or something?"

"We can sort this out, but you need to stop yelling at me first."

"Are you going to snap at me again today?"

"I overheard what you said to [Name]. You need to apologise."

"I'm sorry, I didn't know that it would get you so riled up."

"Did you get mad and do something stupid again?"

"Taking it out on your phone is just going to make you even madder about your busted phone and zero money."

"I don't think a public apology is going to smooth this one over."

"'Heated gamer moment' is NOT a valid excuse."

"I know you don't mean that."

"That's...actually really hurtful."

"I'm getting the hell out of here until you cool off."

"I forgive you. I know you didn't mean to hurt my feelings."

"Hey. Just breathe for a second, okay? Everything's chill."

"I don't think you're a bad person just for getting angry easily."

"It's not like you don't have a right to get mad."

"Think about other people for a change, will you?"

"You're gonna have no friends left if you act like that."

"We could use your take-no-shit attitude right about now."

"Please use your rage for good."

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              𝒎𝒖𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒕 𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝒊𝒔𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒕𝒔        :   𝐩. 𝟎𝟏

“    i   hate   my   life .    ” “    i   hate   your   life   too .    ” “    if   i   had   a   life  ,  i’d   hate   it .    ” “    i   want   a   life   that’s   filled   with   thrills  ,  that’s   wild   &   free  !    ” “    i’ve   got   cabin   fever !    ” “    many   wicked  ,  icky   things   gonna   happen    tonight .    ” “    we’ll   chase   our   dreams   standing   on   our   own .    ” “    i’d   know   that   mug   of   yours   anywhere    ” ”    i  look  around  here  &  i  want  to  cry .    ” “    my   future   looks   like   nowhere   that   i   want   to   be .    ” “    there’s  gotta  be  something  better  than  this  for  me.    ” “    let   danger   call   my   name !    ” “    if  it  does , i’m  gonna  hide !    ” “    you’re   drunk   again  ,   aren’t   you ?    ” “    you   left   me   at   the   altar !   ” “    we’re   still   family .    ” “    how   dangerous   can   he   be ?    ” “    there   are   secrets   that   sleep   with   davy   jones .    ” “    when   there’s   money   in   the   ground  ,  there’s   murder   in   the   air .    ” “    we’re   members   of   a   noble   brotherhood !    ” “    the   devil   himself   would   have   to   call   them   scum .    ” “    it’s   all   good   fun   until   someone   loses   an   eye .    ”     “    the   big   blue   wet   thing !    ” “    i’m   afraid   i   must   disagree   with   you .    ” “    i   know   this   life   i’m   living   can’t   be   my   destiny .    ” “    the   sea   is   always   home .    ”  “    you   wanna   knock   it   off   with   the   booze ?    ” “    he’s   got   demons ?   cool !    ” “    dead   men   tell   no   tales .    ” “    i’ve   got   the   horrors !   give   me   rum !    ” “    we’ll   go   anywhere   the  wind   is   blowing .    ” “    people   die   by   falling   overboard !    ” “    it’s   so   nauseating !    ” “    the   stars   will   be   our   compass .    ” “    we’re  standing  in  the  room with  a  dead  guy !    ” “    a   friend   you   can   trust   is   worth   his   weight   in   gold .    ” “    how   old   were   you   when   he   died ?    ” “    our   mates   will   always  be  just  like  a  family .    ”

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The Muppets (2011)   {Sentence Starters}

“Are we working for the bad guy?“

“Wait, stop the car! I have an idea.“

“Dreams? Those were nightmares!“

“Was there more I could have said?“

“What? Can’t you see that I’m busy?“

“You okay? That was quite a tumble.“

“I always dreamed we’d be back here.“

“This is going to be a really short movie.“

“I’m being held captive by these weirdos!“

“No, I don’t… I don’t think that’s a good idea.“

“A hard, cynical act for a hard, cynical world.“

“What? You kidnapped ______? That’s illegal!”

“Now you know how we’ve felt for the last forty years.“

“Yeah? Well, you ain’t seen the last of me. I’ll be back.“

“Where am I? Why am I so fancy? This is not good for my image!“

“It sounds like you guys aren’t getting back together any time soon.“

“I hope so. Otherwise I would’ve bored half the audience half to death.“

“And if we failed, we failed together… and, to me, that’s not failing at all.”

“That’s what growing up is. It’s becoming who you want to be. You have to try.”

“So I say fine, let’s just start from the bottom and work our way back up to the top.“

“If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you were reciting some sort of important plot point.“

“How come you didn’t use me in the montage? I thought my story was pretty interesting.“

“Wow, that was an expensive looking explosion! I can’t believe we had that in the budget.“

“You always believe in other people, but that’s easy. Sooner or later, you gotta believe in yourself, too.”

“I went to this bad sea food place the other day. Yeah, it was so bad, the catch of the day was salmon-ella!“

“And I don’t care what anybody says, I don’t care if no one believes in us because… I believe. I believe in you.“

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peggy was undercover. Well, as undercover as the drama queen she was could be. (after being the persona Miss Piggy for so long, it was hard to be peggy, small town girl again.) even now, she walked into the record shop, fixing her oversized, far-too-expensive sunglasses and made sure her scarf covered her iconic hollywood starlet blow-out. the shop wasn't bustling; that was good for her. still she slinked to the counter.

"please... don't scream and no autographs. its moi," she spoke with a hushed undertone. "i'm trying not to draw much attention so please don't mention i was here. i'm looking for the lead singer of before --- lus--love, before love." she was reading from her newest, not-on-the-market iphone. text larger than large because well... her eyes arent the best anymore. it clearly was an email by her assistant, breaking down before love to the best of the assistant's knowledge. "I heard he works here."

miss piggy's singing career wasnt as amazing as she'd like. but maybe a collab would boost her traction online!

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RP Meme from Miss Piggy quotes

“Haven’t you heard? One is the new two.”

“There is only one gift you should accept on your first date — diamonds.”

“How far should a girl go on the first date? Tucson. However, if you live in Texas, you can probably go a bit farther.”

“Express your feelings all the time unless you’re trying to hide something.”

"I am who I am. Why can't you accept that about me?"

“Many people think money is something to be set aside for a rainy day. But honestly, how much money do you really need for a dozen or so hours of inclement weather?”

“Moi has always possessed a charm that is lethal to men.”

“The early bird gets the worm – which is what he deserves.”

“Style comes in all shapes and sizes. Therefore, the bigger you are, the more style you have.”

“You have to be going to a pretty awful place if getting there is half the fun.”

“When you are in love with someone you want to be near him all the time except when you are out buying things and charging them to him.”

“Smart cooks realize that the easiest cookbook to use is the Yellow Pages and the handiest appliance in the kitchen is the telephone.”

“I plan to write more books whenever I can find the appropriate writing attire and color-coordinated pen.”

“There is no one on the planet to compare with moi.”

“I don’t care what you think of me, unless you think I’m awesome. In which case you are right.”

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye."

"Beauty is all about loving who you are. And if you have a problem with that, may I suggest you try loving who I am?"

"Never eat more than you can lift."

"Start out perfect and don't change a thing."

"Clothes are like friends; they should always compliment your appearance."

"What if you were in Florida without your furs and there is a very quick little ice age?"

"It is my destiny, I shall accept nothing less."

"You can propose on our honeymoon"

“You will know who they are. Even if I don’t.”

“You can touch me! If I give you permission.”

“I just decided one morning that I wasn’t going to get any older. You should try it.”

“I will meet anyone, anywhere, anytime. And put them in their place.”

“I hate how chocolate melts on my fingers. Am I really that hot?”

“The worst thing anyone has ever said to me is that they ran out of all desserts.”

“Love is where you least expect it. So look there first.”

“Behind every good woman is a great left hook.”

“Inside me there is a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate her with four or five cupcakes.”

“When all else fails, order dessert first.”

“Women are like bacon, they smell good, they probably taste good and they will kill you slowly.”

“Personal style begins and ends with loving who you are.”

"He is odious, stingy, wicked, unfeeling, and badly dressed!"

"You know, I'm beginning to see a pattern in the men I date."

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A FEW VARIOUS SENTENCE STARTERS

❝ i wouldn't find the need to tell you 'i told you so' if you weren't so allergic to admitting i'm right. ❞

❝ there are better hills to die on but i find this one quite comfortable. ❞

❝ would you come with me please? i adore your company. ❞

❝ that's not the worst thing i've ever heard but it's certainly up there. ❞

❝ i would love to help you but i'm afraid i'm suffering from a terrible case of 'it's not my problem.' ❞

❝ could you just think about anyone other than yourself for once? ❞

❝ i'm not going to stand here and argue with you about how much you need to get some rest. if i find you passed out on the floor i'm leaving you there. ❞

❝ would you be a dear and shut the hell up. ❞

❝ i know i need help but i'm not quite ready to ask for it. ❞

❝ do you know where we're going or are we just trying to get lost now? ❞

❝ i have confided this in you, please do not betray that trust. ❞

❝ do you like it here? with me? ❞

❝ are you still happy? with me, i mean. with us. ❞

❝ i didn't lie, i simply presented a selective truth. ❞

❝ do you actually like spending time with me? because i feel like all you do is argue. ❞

❝ one of us will eventually have to have the strength to be honest with ourselves about each other. ❞

❝ i want to tell you something i just need a moment to figure out the right words. ❞

❝ if you were the religious type i would challenge god to win your devotion. ❞

❝ don't tell me to quit being melodramatic it's the only time i have any fun. ❞

❝ were you ever going to tell me or were you just going to make me guess what you're thinking and feeling. ❞

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"i know a fashionista when i see one," peggy claimed with a sickly sweet smile on her red lipsticked lips, pointing at the other with a manicured pink finger. "pretty clothes, pretty face, pretty makeup... know whats not pretty, punk? stealing from me." her tone, once bouncy cotton-candy sweet, melted into one of a thick-caramel heaviness. serious despite her smile.

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"you just... pretend to be scared and you have thousands of fans?" peggy queried disbelievingly. "i could do that! damn, its easy to become a star nowadays." before she had to dress, act, and be the part of a hollywood starlet. pretty makeup, pretty voice, pretty mannerisms, and pretty pretend. if she had been born in this generation, peggy would've had so much less work to do.

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peggy held herself like she was on top of the world. never did she shrink herself for some one, even when they laughed and teased. no, she was the femme fatale, the beauty queen star, the original comedy star. she was a star. she was the star. so she went about life clinging to that - even as time ticked on, even as the muppets struggled to find themselves ten years later. netflix specials instead of their usual comedy show hour on a television channel each week. tiktoks instead of television appearances. some people get bored of what theyre doing - peggy wished things could remain the same. she was chasing after the same silver screen in a new black mirror world.

she had to be relevant.

miss piggy took in the way he sat, almost timid. she shifted in her seat, shoulders back and maintaining the confidence miss piggy clung to. but when he spoke, her carefully crafted persona cracked, the glitz and glamour faded like the bright hollywood stage lights. happiness... was this happiness ten years later?

"happy?" the word was cooed out, the tone of an airy starlet. as if she was dumb. peggy was anything but that. "oh, oh, i am happy, mr. matpat." she slapped her knees, lying through lipsticked lips. "ten years is a breeze. you know this industry, its fast paced. happiness comes and go. but you know what doesn't. opportunities." she had too many opportunities. work work work. she was working constantly.

is she happy? when was she happy? memories of her younger years flashed through her mind. laughing behind the scenes with kermit and fozzie. kermie and her before their worse breakups. is happiness a full bank account?... well yeah, but she still felt lonely.

"you really are a smart one. you do actual research, huh?" she laughed a little, her bouncy tone leveling into her natural tone. "most people don't even know my name." she commented. "do you know my dress size too?" she snorted.

miss piggy was her brand. miss piggy was her persona. miss piggy was what everyone saw. peggy, the girl from maury, missouri, was her.

"ok. if im peggy, should i call you matthew?" she queried. no persona to cling to. she was happy this wasn't an interview, it wouldve thrown her off.

matt's brow knotted as he searched over peggy's features , fair hands folding in his lap as hazel eyes trained over her expression , how she spoke , held herself . matthew never thought of himself as a man that knew every intricacy in another's life , but something about peggy spoke volumes to the brunet in ways he couldn't place ; this need to be perfect , to be the best at everything you do , to want to be in the limelight and show your theatrical prowess . the theorist felt . . . sympathy towards the blonde , understanding what it was like to be in her VERY position time and time again . when he speaks , his voice is timid , not wanting to step on her toes or encroach on anything he wasn't supposed to . " it's a 3% chance you'll be happy doing the same thing you do everyday for the next ten years . " matthew statement isn't said with certainty , because he ISN'T , but he felt that he needed to come down to a more serious level than what was normal for his bubbly , vibrant self .

he tries to give her a lopsided smile , but it's tight lipped . " you should do what makes you HAPPY , miss piggy . " he clears his throat , raising a hand inquisitively . " can . . . can i call you peggy , or would that be step too far if i haven't done so already ? "

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"Oh-oh-oh, I know you," Peggy chimed out, bouncy a bit as she tried to jog her memory. (Listen, Miss Piggy just knows s o o o many people and places and things and blah-blah-blah; its hard to keep it all straight.) "You're Venus!" Her voice was sing-songy, melodic in its tone. "From that talk show, gosh, what was it called again?" Was she bluffing? Playing up her uncertainty? It was always a bit uncertain around Peggy.

(She knew the name. She gets Tweets every other day about her and Kermit needing to send a letter to this "cupid-in-real-life-form" to check if they were meant to be. As if. She and Kermie were soulmates - even with all the arguing and annoying. Peggy knew it!)

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there is a low hum of contemplation. a hand raising to tip-tap-tap at her rosy-lips. "hmmmmm - yes, i do!" peggy exclaimed. her tone holds a rolling bouncy air. "hit me."

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❝ do you want me to be honest? ❞

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