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Shakily, you go up to the Mcdonalds employee, saying loud enough for the manager to hear, “I challenge you to a duel for your job!”
They stare back at you with dead eyes. “Just fucking kill me, man.”
Job hunts are literally that: You seek out the job you desire and kill the one who has it, or even engage them in ritual combat to claim the job as your own. You have just turned of age and desire your first minimum wage job.
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please choose one:
he/him
she/her
they/them
other, please specify:____ dumbass motherfucking gay __________
i made a generator for yall to see what ur genders are
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Indigenous people in the Arctic: *cause virtually no harm to the environment with their hunting practices / have been sustainably hunting animals forever / have to suffer the consequences of food deserts and sky-high prices no white vegan will ever have to deal with*Â
White vegans: you know what’s really bothering me…seal hunting…let’s stop that somehow…
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Nah fuck that bitch. pretty sure those who lost the 200,000 due to his negligence are entitled to some hatred. Plus everyone else he’s ever hurt. Still a human being who feels pain? funny, where were you saying that when he locked up and killed innocent immigrant children and families? “ I would never wish for harm to someone no matter how awful they may act or treat others. Neither should anyone else” yeah whaddabout hitler? sounds like you haven’t been one of the ones he’s been hurting. may you rot as well, you hypocritical nazi-staning piece of shit.
Anyone that wishes harm to Trump while he has COVID-19 or to anyone else for that matter... I pray that you’ll ask forgiveness for your hateful and cruel heart. He is still a human being who has feelings somewhere inside of him and he feels pain. Even though it may not appear that way it’s still there somewhere inside of him. I would never wish for harm to someone no matter how awful they may act or treat others. Neither should anyone else. They are still human beings. Praying for a fast recovery for both of them and the rest of the country effected by COVID-19 ❤️💙#healingfortheusa 🇺🇸🙏🏻
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IM SO PROUD OF HIM!!!❤️(for anyone confused, this is about the actor who plays vanya in umbrella academy)
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You know what I wanna see? Authors who write political books but use titles that seem completely unrelated. like, you pick up a book called “The Life of a Dog,” and on the back it’s just an extended review and analysis of the expenses, depravities, and destruction caused by the US military
#military#politics#political book#funny#except its not#because i really hate them#captain o captain get off my lawn#sometimes i cry#remember who we hurt
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the way things are, with all the high priced necessities and low pay, its like theyre tryin to squeeze all the work they can out of the most people cuz they have to work long hours and multiple jobs just to survive, and then they try to paint them in a bad light so they can make it as hard as possible for them to get out of this mess and have as little support from the public as possible so they caan keep it up
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we all need hope in a time like this
imagine trump just dying from covid-19. imagine trump dying alone in a hospital bed and going to hell. Imagine trump and pence burning forever in Hell for murdering 80,000 people in just a month and a half. That’s seeming more and more likely as time goes on here. Â
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Ah, but you forget: dishevelled, slightly bloody, with a sword under their chin, while smiling lasciviously, kneeling, with their hands tied
is there any look hotter than disheveled and slightly bloody
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I’ve got a lesbian hen, shes an icon
If homosexuality occurs naturally in almost all animals, you’ve probably seen a lesbian pigeon at some point.
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Im glad theyre representing the anxiety boys go through because of how society pressures them, they deserve to be themselves despite what people tell them just as much as girls.
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Isiah Lopaz is a black American college-educated artist and writer living in Berlin.
http://himnoir.com
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Why would you should, you think we aren’t worth being a part of the community because we dont want to a part of yall playing puzzle pieces, yeah no one else does either, that’s the whole point of the community wtf
I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT
To prove something to a friend, please
REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES
LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES
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I could NOT agree more, i made a very long rant about this very thing
THIS IS NOT SUBTEXT THIS IS TEXT
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thats all for now, feel free to add more if you want. thanks for coming to my ted talk
*takes a bow* *collapses dead on the floor* *lights fade to black*
Baloo was gay, fight me
baloo the bear from the jungle book was definately gay, I have a list and I will shove it down your throat
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