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“Every person has the power to change their fate if they are brave enough to fight for what they desire more than anything.”

― Stephanie Garber, Caraval

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Inner voice

Bud: Do you ever have those days when you just sit down and have an internal monologue with yourself?

Cale (with 6 different voices in his head): No we have a discussion board and half the time I’m not a part of it.

Bud: …Are you ok?

Cale: Are we ever?

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The voice inside my head

At an important meeting at the palace Alberu: I am not sure about this plan, I have a bad feeling. Cale: What do you mean? Alberu: don't you ever get that little voice inside your head that tells you if something is going to get you in trouble? Cale: ...no? Rosalyn: that explains a lot. Cale: I actually have 7 and half of them scream arson and looting while the other half scream chaos and destruction so I just ignore them all. Choi Han and Bud: *visibly concerned* Eruhaben: *feeling way too old to deal whit this problematic child* tsk tsk Unlucky Bastard.

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I forget these as well

Random things I keep forgetting about -

Cale is the mysterious priest that will show up in the Whipper and Paerun kingdoms history

Eruhaben is a swordmaster

Bud is also a swordmaster

Bud has a smelling ancient power

Ogcale! Still had the soul of a regresses (Now will he regress as krs or Cale)

Ogcale! Still has the soul of a Thames making him a hunter

Choi Han will become a god

Raon is a dragon lord

*Cale is technically a saint of death

*Cage has healing powered and is also technically a holy maiden

*Mary is technically the queen of death

*All 3 of them refuse said titles

To some degree’s Taylor and Cage have hit on Cale

Cale when around choosing high rank officials, this includes at least 2 emperors

Cale smells like nature, so like a forest or something

Princes Alberu will live a long life compare to humans so he plans to retire in Endable

There is a penguin tribe

These are just some fun things I forgot about and am just catching while re-reading. It’s fun to see how the characters progress and just see thing and be like “oh yeah that was a thing!”.

Like remember when Cale first meet Clopeh? He pretended to be some holy entity send by god to burn a lake just to fuck with him. Like why （＾∇＾）

Or how some of the dragon sayers are bffs with dragons!

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Random idea but imagine Cale being able to listen other people's ancient powers.

Like him listening to Bud's wind ap who's just as wild and talkative as Bud and Cale is just there frowning because his head hurts and they just won't shut up.

Cale being able to hear Alberu's ap when they first met and getting freaked out becuse his own ap hadn't started talking to him yet.

Cale listenig to White Star's ap who are literally the worse, on par with their host and just making the most disgusted tired face mid battle because not only does he have to listen to his own ap ramblings but also WS's bullshit and his ap's bullshit. His head is going to explode.

Also this could help him find people with ap all around the continents and either get them on his side or scam profit

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Makes me laugh The difference XD

Alberu: Cale kissed me.

Choi Han: No?!

Bud: Oh my god oh my god oh my god!

Alberu: It was unbelievable!

Bud: Oh my god oh my god oh my god!!

Choi Han: Your highness we want to know everything! Bud, get the wine, and unplug the orb(?). Your highness, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?

Alberu: Oh it ended very well.

Bud, running into the room with wine glasses: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!

Choi Han: Was it a soft brush against the lips or a "I've got to have you now!" sort of thing?

Alberu: Well, at first it was really intense, you know?, and then we just kinda sunk into it.

Choi Han and Bud: Awe!

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Cale: ...and then uh then I kissed him.

Rosalyn: Tongue?

Cale: Yeah.

Witera: Cool.

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Who let Alberu pluck his eyebrows, he barely has any left now-

Now:

Before:

He's still majestic beautiful handsome pretty amazing looking as ever but where did his brow thickness go (⁠?⁠・⁠・⁠)

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Indignity test servant cale was so fawking crazy though... 'my crown prince is going through puberty ♡ it's time to deliver his bed and breakfast ♡ if only he knew how hard I was working 🥺 ' ←it was like that

Maybe the real indignity was a hidden fantasy of doing airhead maid roleplay for young Alver (gets shot)

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My naughty paws got to the golden grandfather)

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Danny Phantom as Bruce Wayne

He is Batman a brother a Father and the King of the Ghost Realms(??Memory faulty)

Someone give him anyone give him a vacation

That's all My brain can think of

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Yk What Trust! ✨🤧👍

TIL that Alberu was meant to be a villain...

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NOOOOOO

Ao3 is down

Right as my fic was ending

I can't go to next chapter-

I should really get into pushing the show the entire story on one page thing

The amount of times Ao3 has died-

But tbf I have so many fics open that it probably would be a better idea to read them

Atleast something-

Don't leave them to rot me!

Rot like the Wife(Ao3)

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I'm the one on Alver's side

I'm holding the ring :3

Congrats on your Wife Misaki

Theyre married 🫡 @misakisakuya

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I'm the ring bearer

One of my friends is getting married soon @misakisakuya

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I can't stop spinning this

What an interesting fanfic from the tags I have spun

PWP implied Child Ab*se and then dubious consent and mind reading

Friends with benefits

This just seems dark for some reason

Can't wait for more to add onto this-

Spin this wheel of ~300 AO3 tags three times.

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I get on Tumblr for one second

And this is how I discover

Ao3 is down after waking up

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The man the myth the legend

Alberu Crossman