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That is exactly why I stopped watching it so often.  But I think we should definitely order a cake now.

Watching Cake Boss makes me wish for some cake.. I need to stop watching this show.

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What, your natural beauty isn't shining through today?

I’ve been taking selfies all day and not a single one looks decent enough to keep.

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They probably do, but not me.  Where did you even find them?

Do these belong to someone or…?

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Hey, it's not that big a deal.  I promise I won't tell C.S Lewis anything about it.  

But what's new with you, Mr. Morgan?  I haven't seen you in forever.  

Well some of us aren’t as observant, Miss. Newton. Some of us meaning mostly me. 

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You know, I'm sort of surprised that you don't sound too bad.  Especially since you're competing next to the trolls that performed that song. 

                          "—- Is it the clumpy way he walks?                                                          Or the grumpy way he talks.."

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Well, I've sort of reached the point where I've tried to explore everything around here to spend my time.  So, I have a pretty good idea where breakfast burritos are around this neck of the woods. So does that make me a finder?  I guess so, man.  

What, are you some kind of breakfast burrito finder? 

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Yeah, but it's not like they poop in a specific box.  Dogs can be trained though, like to only poop in a certain area, and birds really have nowhere else to go, so that's no biggie.  Rabbits poop everywhere, I'm not too sure about whether they can be trained or not.  True, I mean, you're not going to have a deep discussion about your partner or anything with your kid, that would be weird.  

It can be argued that an aquarium is a giant box, but yeah, I see your point.  And dogs poop anywhere they want, which is gross.  And birds poop in cages and rabbits poop in the yard, but then again, I am cat-biased.  I like to snuggle with them, sure, and play with them.  But I can do without a conversation, that’s why you have friends, not kids so much.

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Only cats poop in boxes though, right?  Dogs don't, fish don't even have boxes in their aquariums.  I don't know, even though they can't give you sass, the not talking thing sucks.  I'd like to have an in depth conversation, you know?

They poop in a box, and clean themselves and don’t talk back to you.  Plus you can always pick them up and move them, no matter how old they get.

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Wait, how are they better?

Well you know that they say, pets are like children.  Only better.

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That's true, cause she'll think since we're laughing we enjoy it.  Man, this is like disciplining a child.

Well yeah.  But then she might make a habit of it.

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But we all laugh at each other when we act like dorks.  Laughing at her now just reinforces that she's part of our group of friends.  

As you should.  You’re not supposed to laugh at my cat, no matter how much of a dork she can be.

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It's no big deal, she always leaves the place just as she's found it, so I have no complaints.  I wish I had recorded it or something, it was so funny when she flew in.  I felt sort of bad laughing when she fell down though.

Yeah, she sometimes goes exploring to all of the other apartments and kind of makes them her homes away from home.  Sorry about that.

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Nah, just jumped straight through the window - gracefully, I may add - and headed straight for the sink.  I have a feeling it wasn't her first time checking out my place because she knew exactly where she was going.

…yeah, that’s likely.  She didn’t make a mess of anything else, did she?

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Yeah, the little guy just toppled over, I just kept on laughing.  She got right back up though, so at least she's okay.  I don't think so, I think she might belong to one of the others actually.  

Oh my god. That’s hilarious. Wait, is it a stray cat?

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I think it was actually.  Your cat, Iz?

This cat wasn’t by any chance gray, was it?

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Why's that?  Wait, let me guess.  Did you do something cool?

Today, is a great day.