jokebears

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I think we should write more straight relationships with 2010s TV queerbait tactics. Let that man and that woman's lives be horribly intertwined, let them take bullets for the other, let them be each other's meaning but NO KISSING. They are holding each other platonically. You're crazy for reading anything romantic into it at all tbh

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in which lyctorhood is being ratatoullie’d idk

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reading toxic yuri in public and nodding in approval so everyone knows i condone codependency and mutual abuse in real life

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I am the face of love's rage I am the face of love's rage

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I'm like a fujoshi but for divorced couples

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omg harrow pay attention to your gf for once

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time to be dramatic, time to be goth, halloween is near...

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whats some fun activities to do while laying down in bed

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id ask God for another youth and id waste it again but in a different cardinal direction this s time

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This means everything to me and a very specific type of lesbian

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Do you know, I could break beneath the weight

Of the goodness, love, I still carry for you?

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match to the sixth.

more camilla hect on patreon i lov her i want her to cut me open

also im gonna jump off a building i hate image compression its insane especially on twitter

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nona and noodle :)

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Bullets, confetti, and sand

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Hello, sad eyes

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shirt that says ‘I ❤️ HETEROSEXUAL DIVORCE!’