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When I was a little kid I existed in my own world and didn't give a fuck what anyone thought of me I don't even remember it that well but my mum has a longstanding hatred of this one local family (and I live in a tiny English village so she's been able to maintain this hatred) because when I was four one of their kids told me they wished I was dead but I really didn't care and like where is that energy now. I'm so sensitive to what other people think now

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Glad to hear I'm older than ao3

ao3 turns 15 today

reblog if youre older than ao3

(there's a lot of people asking about this, but the legal age to use social media is 13, except in few countries. so yes, there are people here under 15)

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Take a pregnancy test with me

Is this a weird post to make. I don't know but I always wish I had something like this for medical stuff I have to do so I'm going to make it and it also stops me from entirely freaking out even though I know I've taken the progestin only pill reliably and it is likely just the pill either making my period irregular or stopping it completely.

Step 1: obtain the test. I walked to my local supermarket I couldn't find one at first so I had to go up to the pharmacist and ask and turns out they were right in front of me. There were the well known brands for like £10 to £15 but the own brand one was £3.50 and I'm a broke teen so I got one of those.

Step 2. Reading and understanding the instructions. I've read through everything and it all makes sense but I'm going to go eat lunch and drink a load of water before I do the test

Step 3: ok there are two in a pack so I'm going to take one now and one I think it's recommended to take in a week's time and I've heard taking them in the morning is ideal I'm scared of not peeing on them for long enough but I've drank a shit tonne of water ok my whole family has finally gone downstairs which is probably about as much privacy as I'm going to get

Step 4: so I used the pregnancy test and I waited the longest but simultaneously the shortest 5 minutes of my life and it was negative!!! I'm still going to take the other one in a week just to be 100% sure but I am so relieved right now

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so i'm now officially diagnosed as autistic and the psychiatrist also thinks I have ADHD and is recommending anxiety medication

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I finally got hired for a job I mean it is part time event staff stuff and it's no guaranteed hours or anything but I had an interview and then I got hired which is kind of a big deal for me because I'm autistic and I've been trying to get a job while I'm studying on and off for a few years now

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Vamp daddy

Conversation that Tumblr is not ready for:

A Vampire's fangs are also it's reproductive organs

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Imagine if instead of people getting cancelling we just forced them to volunteer to or donate to the cause they harmed to and all the video essay YouTubers would be making videos on how much they have to do to be cleansed of their sins or whatever

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*me hanging out with a friend who was a guy in this cool alternative shop he introduced me to it attracts a lot of queer people I guess*

Random person entirely unprompted: "ewww look straight people that girls probably a good digger getting him to buy stuff"

Like that's the level of random assumptions about what you can see that you'd only expect in the furthest corners of tumblr

I find it so funny when homophobes say gay people are just confused because I feel like they're definitely just projecting like here are some genuine reactions I've had to people finding out I'm bi:

"so you kiss girls? How?!?!?!"

"wait... but would you actually dick a bird down" (this is roadman for would you have sex with a woman for non UK readers)

"so you're a lesbian?"

"I'm bi"

"so your straight?"

"no?"

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the power of boop really does bring us all together. i don't know who half of you people in my notfis are. i would die for you

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Success

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Must max out boops

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The cat booped me back you guys I'm so happy

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I have unleashed the boops and now I am a menace I see a boop button and I boop

Why's everyone saying boops are back? I don't see anything