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🩺🔬👩🏻‍🦰 Happy Birthday, Dana Scully!!! 👩🏻‍🦰🔬🩺

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dont let the fact i have an ugly face distract you from my great tits

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I never used to get the appeal of flower bouquets but my boyfriend got me flowers for valentine's and their so pretty

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I made a thing!

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Things I wanna do in 2025

get a tattoo

get my helix pierced, another lobe piercing and a lip piercing

dye my hair

start creating certain content

try lash extensions

thrift more cool clothes/accessories

continue to improve my health/strength

keep going to the gym

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Quick reminder that it's always morally correct to punch nazis.

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I was at the gym and tell me why there was a single stab proof vest by the treadmills

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the feeling where you realise you don't actually look ugly you've just got an androgynous face

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When I was a little kid I existed in my own world and didn't give a fuck what anyone thought of me I don't even remember it that well but my mum has a longstanding hatred of this one local family (and I live in a tiny English village so she's been able to maintain this hatred) because when I was four one of their kids told me they wished I was dead but I really didn't care and like where is that energy now. I'm so sensitive to what other people think now

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Take a pregnancy test with me

Is this a weird post to make. I don't know but I always wish I had something like this for medical stuff I have to do so I'm going to make it and it also stops me from entirely freaking out even though I know I've taken the progestin only pill reliably and it is likely just the pill either making my period irregular or stopping it completely.

Step 1: obtain the test. I walked to my local supermarket I couldn't find one at first so I had to go up to the pharmacist and ask and turns out they were right in front of me. There were the well known brands for like £10 to £15 but the own brand one was £3.50 and I'm a broke teen so I got one of those.

Step 2. Reading and understanding the instructions. I've read through everything and it all makes sense but I'm going to go eat lunch and drink a load of water before I do the test

Step 3: ok there are two in a pack so I'm going to take one now and one I think it's recommended to take in a week's time and I've heard taking them in the morning is ideal I'm scared of not peeing on them for long enough but I've drank a shit tonne of water ok my whole family has finally gone downstairs which is probably about as much privacy as I'm going to get

Step 4: so I used the pregnancy test and I waited the longest but simultaneously the shortest 5 minutes of my life and it was negative!!! I'm still going to take the other one in a week just to be 100% sure but I am so relieved right now

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so i'm now officially diagnosed as autistic and the psychiatrist also thinks I have ADHD and is recommending anxiety medication

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I finally got hired for a job I mean it is part time event staff stuff and it's no guaranteed hours or anything but I had an interview and then I got hired which is kind of a big deal for me because I'm autistic and I've been trying to get a job while I'm studying on and off for a few years now

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*me hanging out with a friend who was a guy in this cool alternative shop he introduced me to it attracts a lot of queer people I guess*

Random person entirely unprompted: "ewww look straight people that girls probably a gold digger getting him to buy stuff"

Like that's the level of random assumptions about what you can see that you'd only expect in the furthest corners of tumblr

I find it so funny when homophobes say gay people are just confused because I feel like they're definitely just projecting like here are some genuine reactions I've had to people finding out I'm bi:

"so you kiss girls? How?!?!?!"

"wait... but would you actually dick a bird down" (this is roadman for would you have sex with a woman for non UK readers)

"so you're a lesbian?"

"I'm bi"

"so your straight?"

"no?"

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I've always wondered what is it with queer PE teachers and the lack of queer solidarity. Like if you've got a gay English/drama/religious studies/art teacher their so nice and it's all queer solidarity but then pe teachers are just like: fuck you. Is this a shared experience or is it just because I'm really unfit

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Just discovered that my grandma thinks every gay person has a drag persona like their genetically predisposed to being drag queens

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since the old version of this post was flagged for ‘adult content’…

reblog this post if your account is a trans safe space or owned by a trans person!

along with that, reblog if your account is a non-binary spectrum safe space or owned by someone on the enby spectrum!