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Unravel the Mystery of 'The Last Girl' 🕵️‍♀️ Exclusive Excerpt + N Gray Interview! Save 25% on All Books! 📘

Hello, my Freaky Darlings! I haven’t interviewed another author here in a while and thought it was time I started doing that again. So, today, I’d like to introduce you to fellow South African and USA Today Bestselling author N Gray, who also writes as Natalie Michaels. The Last Girl is her latest release as Natalie Michaels. It’s also the very first novel she wrote in 2017, but because she was…

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Sneak a Peek: Pre-Cover Teaser, Short Story Reading, and Books Galore! 🎥📖

Hello, my Freaky Darlings! Hello from the scorching inferno that is South Africa! 🔥 As if our roads aren’t dangerous enough, some real car enthusiasts have made headlines lately. One lady, clearly convinced that her car deserved a starring role, decided to give her husband a taste of road rage like never before – running him over multiple times for that extra dramatic flair. 🚗💨 Talk about…

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🎃📚👻 This Week's Highlights: Kindle Spooks, Word Puzzles, a Mysterious Video, and books galore 🧩

Hello, October! 🎃 It’s the start of every horror fan’s favourite time of year – Spooky Season! While some of you are cosying up with pumpkin spice lattes as the leaves change and the air grows crisp, some of us in the southern hemisphere might be sipping iced coffees and enjoying warmer days. But fear not; no matter what the weather’s like outside, we’re all in for a chilling treat! Horror…

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Exclusive Book Preview: ‘Bound in Betrayal’ Teaser, Ghostly Adventures, and Freebies Await!

Hello, my Freaky Darlings! Greetings from a warm and sunny South Africa. We’re celebrating Heritage Day today and get to have an extra-long weekend. We have a pretty diverse culture, and most of us come from a rather mixed bag of cultures. I have English, Scottish and Irish blood on my mother’s side of the family. On my father’s side, I have German, Dutch and rebellious Afrikaaners who the…

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Logo Showdown, Shambhala Secrets, & Book Bargains Await!

Hello, my Freaky Darlings! Holy Shit! Mother Nature is throwing a serious bitch fit at the moment. Ten countries across the globe have been hit by severe flooding in the last twelve days, and this weekend, the Western Cape was smashed by massive waves that some have been comparing to a Tsunami, okay, a small Tsunami, but still a Tsunami! We don’t get shit like that here. Add to that, angry Mother…

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Driving Corruption, Puzzling Zombies, Nightmarish Ogres, and Books Galore Await!

Hello, my Freaky Darlings! Salutations from the sunny side of Africa, where the weather matches our country’s knack for surprises. While I’m sipping sunshine, Cape Town is sipping tea under a drizzle. But, speaking of life in South Africa, my last blog post dove into a rather dark and damp topic – the slippery slope of corruption behind our alarmingly high road fatalities. If you missed it but…

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Driving Through Corruption: Navigating South Africa's Dangerous Roads in a Broken System

Hello, my Freaky Darlings! When everything is broken, is it inevitable that everyone becomes a criminal? While driving to the day job on Thursday morning and avoiding another moron doing something stupid on the highway, I started thinking about why South Africa’s roads were considered the most dangerous in the world. It’s a sad truth that over 14,000 people die on our roads every year. And it’s…

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Unveiling the Darkness: Serial Killer Thriller on Sale & Mothman Mysteries

Hello, my Freaky Darlings! Greetings from a toasty warm arse-end of Africa. Mother Nature has decided to fast-track us from winter straight into the fiery depths of summer. Today, we’re sizzling at a scorching 31 degrees Celsius – just a gentle reminder that sunscreen is your new BFF. But speaking of things turning up the heat, Johannesburg’s CBD has been quite the hot spot this week, and no, I’m…

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Dive into Darkness: Thriller Sale, Black Dahlia Mystery, and More!

Hello, my Freaky Darlings! Greetings from a once again chilly arse-end of Africa — because apparently, Mother Nature decided we were getting too comfortable. She unleashed her inner polar bear, and now we’re stuck shivering like penguins in a desert. In the realm of news, it’s been the BRICS summit extravaganza non-stop. It’s as thrilling as watching paint dry. Oh, but guess what? The Chinese…

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Embrace the Thrills: Serial Killer Intrigue, Haunted Church Lore, and Free Books Await

Hello, my Freaky Darlings! Greetings from a very sunny arse-end of Africa. Temperatures are certainly heating up down here. Next week it’s supposed to hit 31 degrees, and it’s not officially spring yet. We’re going to boil this summer, but anyway … The climbing temperatures pale in comparison to the chilling news of the week. It’s all about serial killers on parade. The Station Strangler who…

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Decoding Darkness: Choosing the New Book Title and Exploring the Bridget Cleary Connection

Hello, my Freaky Darlings! Greetings from a slightly warmer arse-end of Africa. Another week has come and gone, and as usual, I’m faced with the Herculean task of picking the choicest nuggets of lunacy to share with you. Skimming through the weekly headlines has me doing double takes and muttering ‘What The Actual Fuck’ every other minute. But at least the taxi strike that pretty much shut Cape…

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Help Me Name My Next Book! Uncover the Secrets of the Lost Kingdom of Lyonesse! 🏰🗝️ Book Deals and Freebies Await! 🎉

Hello, my Freaky Darlings! Greetings from the somewhat less frigid arse-end of Africa. Well, we’ve managed to avoid any bizarre gas explosions this week—hooray for small victories! However, we can’t say the same for the protest actions sprouting up all over the place, with burning tires and emergency service providers playing hide-and-seek with danger. It’s like watching a real-life game of cat…

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Thrills, Chills, and Kills Await! 📚🎬🌊 Explosions, Get Free Books, Retribution Extract, and a Creepy Kelpie Video!

Hello, my Freaky Darlings! Greetings from a confused and chilly arse-end of Africa. Well, well, well, it seems like my friends across the oceans were worried about little ol’ me! Rest assured, my adventurous self was far away from the chaos that rocked the centre of Johannesburg due to the gas explosion. Bree Street? Nah, that’s not my scene. I’m happily residing in a completely different city…

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Chilling Tales Await: Unmasking Serial Killers, Haunting Legends, and Spine-Tingling Deals!

Hello, my Freaky Darlings! Greetings from the rather chilly arse-end of Africa. South Africa actually got some good news for a change this week. Putin will not be descending on our country in August. So we narrowly avoided a bit of a shitstorm there. No need to worry about pissing off the International Crime Court, which issued the warrant of arrest for Putin or having Russia declare war on us if…

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Intrigue and Nightmares Await: A Bone-Chilling Novel Excerpt, Bewildering MH370 Mystery, and Free Doses of Darkness!

Hello, my Freaky Darlings! Greetings from the arse-end of Africa. It’s been an interesting week peppered with no electricity across large portions of the city because some criminal bastard decided to vandalise a sub-station, steal copper wire and kill the poor underpaid security guard who was just trying to earn a living. And then we had no water for over 24 hrs. Fun and games! But I did get to…

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Escape into a World of Wonders: Besieged Teaser, Haunted Castles, Sizzling Audiobooks, Adventurous Stories, and Free Beach Reads!

Hello, my Freaky Darlings! Greetings from the frozen arse end of Africa. It’s been an interesting and distracting week. Like millions of people across the globe who have gone searching for a refuge from the hate-filled vitriolic world of Twitter (apparently, being a Twitter refugee is a thing), I’ve found a surprising haven in the arms of Threads. The whole atmosphere is light and fluffy and just…

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Unlocking Secrets: Changelings, Audiobook Oasis, Killer Deals, and Surprising Freebies Await!

Hello, my Freaky Darlings! Greetings from the arse end of Africa. It’s been a weird week on this side of the planet, especially on the weather front. We’ve had floods, arctic winds, and tornadoes that weren’t actual tornadoes, according to scientists, but were something called a landspout, which actually wasn’t that different from a tornado. And a whole bunch of people I know have gotten swine…