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"soul mates fated to kill each other"

Fuck you, that's my book!

REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

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@elon-musk-offical hi lol

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@god ratio

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Me.

tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute

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That was a type! What I meant to say was "hufflepuffs are good faggots!"

absolutely obsessed with the fact that some college kids managed to convince the entire world that hufflepuffs are good finders and it’s accepted as canon

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Damn I really need to watch this show

Me @ my kid when they want something from me:

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Also Harry was 17. Not that anyone fucking cares anymore

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@your-fave-hates-jk-rowling heccing meanies

>:(

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@staff pls help I am being bullied by missigyniostics!!!!!!!😭😭😭😭😭

YOU hate JK Rowling!

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I wonder who this post could be alluding to

You fucking wish the author was dead. The author is on twitter

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crash

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I posted 6 times in 2021

1 posts created (17%)

5 posts reblogged (83%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 5.0 posts.

I added 36 tags in 2021

#jkrowling official - 6 posts

#jkrowling - 6 posts

#jkreblogs - 6 posts

#harry potter - 4 posts

#harry potter canon - 4 posts

#harry potter series - 4 posts

#jk rowling - 3 posts

#ted cruz - 1 posts

#cats - 1 posts

#cnn - 1 posts

Longest Tag: 25 characters

#mudbloods arent mudbloods

My Top Post in 2021

"Do not pity the cringe, Harry, pity the based. And most of all, pity those who are based on a novel by Stephen King, 'cause he's a fwickin' meanie :("

- Albert Cumbledore

3 notes • Posted 2021-09-09 00:28:52 GMT

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"Do not pity the cringe, Harry, pity the based. And most of all, pity those who are based on a novel by Stephen King, 'cause he's a fwickin' meanie :("

- Albert Cumbledore

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that word does not think what you think it means

i want to die

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fun fact: i gave an entire generation mental disorders and im aiming to go 2 for 2 with you zoomer bitches

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this is better than anything i write in 13 years

Harry Potter AU in which Fred and George are in different houses and they steal and wear each others ties whilst doing stupid things in hope of the others house losing points

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F.