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Can't lose this one

highly important culturally significant collection of snoozis

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LET'S GOOOOOOO

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Isn't he cute😭😭😭😭😭

▸Kuroshitsuji:Kishuku Gakkou Hen✦ EP02✦ Ciel Phantomhive

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HE'S SO CUTE I CAN'T

Mammon’s Embarrassing Stories

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I'M RIGHT!!!! OMFG I KNEW IT!!! 😭😭😭😭

Ok but Mammon in his demon form, when giving it his all, being too strong for even Beel to hold back for long and too strong for his younger brothers to be able to take down while working together. But Lucifer being able to neutralise him within seconds is....

Obviously, they've mentioned this before but actually seeing it in action is....

Anyway, back on my bullshit: "Mammon could have absolutely taken Goldie back from Levi & MC without hurting either of them and with 0 trouble" and when he said he wouldn't make a pact with just anyone, and that the human he made a pact with would have to be special to him he was being 100% honest. Because in S3 MC met Mammon when he was an angel and obviously made a very big impression on him, and then that lesson confirmed that though they forgot MC, their actions still had consequences and their presence was still remembered so...

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Too... Much... Sweets... *Died*

Mammon and Lucifer's intimacy rate going up when MC says they're worried about Mammon

And then, Lucifer and Mammon's intimacy rate going up when MC's worried about Lucifer

they care about each other so much🥺

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What are your thoughts on the new song ‘ROCK ON!’ with Lucifer and Mammon.

Shut up shut up i didn't know this was a thing until i saw this ask and im andjsuwksmsm i've been wanting this since they first started group songs and ahhh I love it so much?????

Love the parts where they sing together, where Mammon's voice is more prominent/distinct but Lucifer's deeper voice sort of outlines it all? and makes the whole part stand out

And ajdidjdm the middle two solo verses where Mammon's just having a fun time and is talking about a brighter future meanwhile Lucifer's going through a therapy session

Literally just;

Mammon: *singing about a brighter future and making bank and having fun*

Lucifer: Yeah I'm arrogant and prideful and not willing to change and yeah that makes me hard to approach and yeah I'm going to supress all my issues and carry on with my head held high what of it

Absolutely perfect characterisation. 💯

Plus the part where they start singing to each other🥺 I've been on my knees begging for more soft moments between them and ahhhh!?

Always always need to take care of you

You're a real handful, you know

Say all ya want

You're nothin' without me

Well, that said, I still trust you the most

Hey! This is cheatin' stop it here

Don't let your big brother down -

- from now on

Fuck off I'm crying I'm in love with them. Deceased. In pain. Suffering. Throwing up. Kicking and screaming on the floor atm.

This also has the same vibes as that chat between them

thank you anon I owe you my life i'm giving you a little kiss on the mouth, 'm gonna go listen to the others' songs now

Trigger (Levi, Asmo & Beel)

Take it Easy (Satan & Belphie)

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Hey, sorry to bother you but I’d like to request if you could write a list of all the things Mammon’s canonically good at- like his talents, his good traits, and things his done that caught your eye or things that just makes you love him. I just want to have a list to remind me of the things that make me love him. Again sorry for bothering you, take care and have a nice day!

It's not a bother at all! I've actually been coming up with this list for about a year now and I've actually spoken about it on this blog a few times too! I keep on postponing posting it cos I figure I should post it when it's finished but new things keep on getting added to it, so this is as good a sign as any to post it!

Like you said everything is based off canon (main story, devilgram, chats, events, manga & anime). I've probably gone into more detail on some of them in my other posts but if anyone wants me to clarify a point lemme know.

I will probably be adding to this with each new detail

Canon* Things Mammon is Good At

*(main story, devilgram, chats, events, manga & anime)

• Analytical

• Supportive

• Hand to hand combat to an extent

• Trapeze

• Balloon art

• Customer service - both as a waiter & as a host/entertaining customers

• Singing

• Dancing

• Chess

• Surfing

• Swimming

• Card games

• Cheating at card games

• Modelling

• Good with kids

• Emotionally intelligent

• Technology to a certain extent

• Cooking to a certain extent

• Maths - his mental maths is faster than a computer's and his answers are all correct

• Debating/winning arguments ?

• Teaching/being a mentor

• Leading the others

• Salesman

• Anything he tries if he puts effort into it/is serious about it

• Rope climbing/rescue

• Thinking on the spot/spontaneous decisions/actions during stressful situations/under pressure

• Inventing things using mechanics, engineering & magic (physics??)

• Multitasking

• Office work/ Sales

• Paper work? Organisation? Anything regarding being a Throne which is basically a Personal Assistant

• Can walk in heels very well

• Flying - either by his own means or with the help of magic objects

• Understanding others' emotions and manipulating them to get what he wants

• Calming down Satan when he's pissed

• Coming up with new extremely successful business ideas

• Designing clothes

• Driving

• Fixing up cars

• If you take just the card art as evidence - pole dancing

• If you're considering AUs, which I am, - he has the ability to rule a kingdom (with MC's help)

• Can talk to crows, command them & get them to spy for him (which he relays to Lucifer)

• Pushing down his own fears for others - Prioritises MC & Luke over his own fears

• With animals - volunteers at a human world dog shelter? Cat person.

• Making jewellery

• Soothing nightmares/getting his traumatised younger brothers to sleep

• Steering/Sailing a pirate ship

• Fastest of the brothers

• Quick draw standoffs/shootouts

• Juggling

• Script Writing

• Film Directing

• Editing Videos/Films

• Facing Interviews

• Agile

Bonus;

• Can waltz

• Really good at whistling - it sounds musical

• I vaguely remember "skating" but I can't remember where it's from so I'm not 100% sure if it's canon

• I don't have the band devilgram with Luke & Beel so dunno if he actually plays an instrument

• this is never stated explicitly in canon but considering he's the best at dancing and he's a really good trapeze artist = he's probably very flexible

*despite being good at all of this his skill level varies a lot depending on how motivated he is, how easily he'll get distracted, how much effort he puts into it, how much he's paying attention etc.

For example:

- he's still failing maths at RAD despite being very good at it & the best at math from all his brothers

- he made a plan (that included tricking Lucifer, Solomon and Satan) on the spot to steal a book from solomon that worked very well. He lost the whole game because he couldn't be bothered to read the cover of the book to make sure he got the right one - he immediately gave up after finding this out

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He's like me fr

Mammon's such a fascinating character because canonically:

*good at solving complex mathematical problems in his head in a matter of seconds*

*understands people, their emotions and how they'd react to specific situations and uses that knowledge to manipulate them and get what he wants (whether that's some physical object or a certain reaction from them or just for them to calm down)*

*when there's no other choice at all, he steps up and effectively takes charge*

*a good teacher and seems to have a good balanced mix between being strict, encouraging and helpful*

*whenever Lucifer wants a job done well (no matter what the job is), he relies on Mammon (and has done so since they were angels)*

*scams usually work, he just tends to get caught at the end*

*came up with a code on the spot to tell MC he missed them while also being a comprehensible message on its own, that fit with his 'tsundere' personality*

*constantly found ways to sneak into the human world from the Celestial Realm*

*has fast and spontaneous reactions during high stake situations where you need to move/react fast*

*enjoys playing chess*

*can multitask well*

*actual emotional intelligence*

*one of the first brothers (the second?) to realise there was something wrong with Simeon*

*has a variety of skills that range from making balloon animals to fitting in seamlessly in a corporate environment*

*extremely hardworking when there's a goal he genuinely wants that he's working towards*

*when giving it his all he tends to pick up new skills easily*

*by his younger brothers' own admittance, he can do anything, complete any task and he can do it well as long as he puts effort into it*

But also canonically:

*had no idea what the fuck rent was*

*a shit liar*

*said "what if I accidentally tell MC I'm in love with them" to MC*

*constantly failing all his classes*

*easily falls for traps/curses*

*emotional intelligence fizzles out when it comes to talking about his own problems/admitting anything about himself*

*bet and lost their new house*

*managed to trick himself into believing he'd get a prize if he won a competition that Diavolo explicitly said there was no prize for*

*came up with a plan to win the competition in a matter of seconds, easily and constantly changing it to better fit the situation at hand. a plan that worked extremely well. lost the competition because he couldn't be bothered to check the title of a book*

Mammon's a character who'll break down and teach you PhD level Mathematics without breaking a sweat and then ask you what kind of animal the Pink Panther is in the next sentence.

I love him. I want to study him under a microscope.

What makes this even better is that I'm 100% sure his brothers have managed to gaslight the entire fandom into thinking he's the biggest fucking idiot alive with just the windows screensaver bouncing around in his head and nothing else

Don't get me wrong, he's a dumbass. He probably runs face first into a glass door at least once a week. But also....I mean....c'mon

In conclusion,

If you like Mammon, you're NOT a morosexual. You're a morosexual with a competency kink. Good Day.

On a side note, all of mammon's traits are like this,

*he's greedy but here's a long list of all the times he put his friends and family before money*

*he's a jerk but here's a long list of when he's one of the kindest people and an amazing brother*

*he's possessive but here's a long list of all the times he put mc's consent and/or choices above all else*

he drives me mad.

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Can't live without each other fr

THE MAN IS LITERALLY DYING

literally the world's biggest simp no one is doing it like him

also the world's second biggest simp:

It's only being two and a half days MC....

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I'm gonna reblog this so that I can keep reading this precious thingy😍😍😍😍😍😍

God, someone needs to tell him just how much he supported Lucifer, just how much Lucifer needs him

More of Mammon & Lucifer right after the fall

More of Mammon & Lucifer's chats

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I knew it.

HA!

original drunk headcanons post

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YES, IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING

guys it's getting more and more canon

the mammon angst part of fandom is rising

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I, JKAICAI HEADCANON THAT WHENEVER LUCIFER NEEDS EMOTIONAL SUPPORT HE CALLS MAMMON AND NOT MC!!!

That's all, thank you.

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Mammon Simps: Omg! Mammon is so handsome! I wanna marry him! I wanna pet him! And he's such a tsundere! *more praise*

Also Mammon Simps: *makes an angst fic about Mammon dying, suicide, etc.* I love him so much.

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Mammon: I have an excellent memory. Try naming something I forgot.

Mc: You forgot to give back my credit card.

Mammon: I did that on purpose. Try again.

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Finally, a Mc x Maddi ship😍

Maddi: I'm starting to think that you have no experience with women.

MC: That sounds like a provocation. But what made you think so?

Maddi: Recently, I've been wearing sexy lingeries whenever you visit my house.

Maddi: I've laid myself on top of you. No reaction.

MC: I still don't understand why you would think I have no experience with women.

Maddi: Hints, attendant! You're not getting the hints!

MC: ...

MC: *chuckles* Listen here, my lady. If you want to mess up with me like an adult, you should just say it straight to my face.

MC: Like, "I want to feel your lips on mine, attendant", or anything like that.

Maddi: *blushes* But I've had asked you to kiss me last time and you didn't do it.

MC: Because you were under the influence of aphrodisiac.

Maddi: ...

Mammon: What the fuck?!

Asmo: MC~ You look like you just had the time of your life~.

MC: *their hair's a mess* *kiss marks all over their face and neck*

MC: It was just a rough play.

Mammon: You call that a rough play?! What were you playing with?! WITH YOUR MOUTHS?!

*Meanwhile, Maddi staring into space*

Maddi: ...

Maddi: That attendant is an expert.