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Chess club members: No one can beat me at chess! I'm the best!

People who watch chess tournaments: No I am the best! I can think of three different strategies per minute!

People who've watched code geass: *smirking, while pushing glasses up* pathetic.

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Not me having flashbacks from Bungou Stray Dogs (y'all know what seen I'm talking abt, probably)

("TEME!" "CHUUUUUUUUYA!")

‼️This is a pre-Eddie conversation ‼️

Steve:A dog would be good for you

Danny:No,no,come to think of it,I feed you,I take you for walks and you are very protective of me

Steve:Don't say it

Danny:You are my dog.Huh?You are my dog

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Damn, y'all really liked this one huh? Well, good to know my followers are masochists lol 😂(dw, I'm an m too 😌)

No one:

Not a single fucking soul:

Not even the writer on ao3:

Not even Furudate himself:

My brain 24/7: "I found you" "You found me"

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Akaashi: Whenever I feel good about myself this pretty guy just walks by and my self esteem drops again.

Bokuto: Then stop walking by mirrors.

Akaashi, blushing: You smooth fuck

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Robber: Hand over your money or I'm killing you.

Itadori: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Sukuna: Bold of you to assume I can die.

Megumi: Bold of you to assume I wanna live.

Nobara: Bold of you to assume that I'm just gonna die this way.

Gojou: Bold of you to assume that I'll let you hurt my students.

Toge: Salmon.

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Tanaka as a pilot

Tanaka: *over intercom* We're all gonna die.

Passengers: *start freaking out*

Tanaka: All of us will. One day. No one knows when exactly.

Passengers: *sigh of relief*

Tanaka: But it'll probably be when we hit this mountain. Kiyoko I love you.

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Lev: How about we're all ominous for the rest of the year?

Yaku: Bold of you to assume you'll live that long

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Bokuto: AGAASHEEEEE!

Akaashi: What's wrong?!

Bokuto: S-So, there was a bee and I accidentally smashed it against the wall while trying trying to wave it away and it died!

Akaashi:Bokuto-san, it was just a bee.

Bokuto: A bee that could have a family, Agaashe!

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Bokuto: So now we add ghost broccoli-

Akaashi: It's called cauliflower for God's sake!

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Oikawa: Can I bother you for a second?

Iwaizumi: You always bother me so go ahead.

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Bokuto: We could push them together and make one giant mega bed.

Akaashi: No.

Bokuto: Okay.

Akaashi: I'm serious.

Bokuto: Okay.

*The next morning*

Akaashi: *wakes up with Bokuto pressed against his back* God dammit!

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Girl: *tries to flirt with Kuroo*

Kuroo: Look, not to sound mean, but you're so basic that if I dropped you in industrial-grade acid, you'd balance the pH.

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Interviewer: So tell me, Tsukishima-san, how did it feel to play along one of Japan's most famous players, Hinata Shouyou?

Tsukishima: Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

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Kuroo: I don't believe in the saying "bros before hoes"

Kuroo: There has to be a balance.

Kuroo: A homie-hoe-stasis if you will.

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Bokuto: *emo mode noises*

Akaashi: *"fuck me, not again" noises*

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Akaashi: Bokuto-san! Get a hold of yourself!

Bokuto, smirking: But why get a hold on myself when I can hold your hand instead?

Akaashi: *blushes furiously*

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No one:

Not a single fucking soul:

Not even the writer on ao3:

Not even Furudate himself:

My brain 24/7: "I found you" "You found me"