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this is canon now btw

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"Stark, when are you going to let me buy your company?"

"..."

"I'm sorry what"

*laughs* "Shuri always wants me to ask!"

- Black Panther / Iron Man

some of my favorite lines of dialogue i've overheard in marvel rivals so far

(keep in mind these are all paraphrased im going off of memory cuz i never have the reflex to screenshot these as they happen oops)

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"I never had kids, but I did have the Avengers. Same thing." - Iron Man spawning in

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"One for me, one for Steven, one for Jake." - Moon Knight after getting a triple kill

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"Can you teach me some of your magic-?"

"No."

"Why not?"

"I think you've had enough chaos already." - Loki & Scarlet Witch interaction

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"You have made your father proud, Wanda, my dear." - Magneto when assisting a Scarlet Witch with a kill

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"No one breaks a bargain with me twice."

"So I can do it once?" - Hela & Loki interaction

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"When I said "No More Mutants" you were who I meant, Logan." - Scarlet Witch after killing a Wolverine

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"How did you learn magic?"

"A place called Kamar-Taj."

"Oh so you weren't bitten by, like, a radioactive sorcerer?"

"[Extremely exasperated] Peter, please..." - Doctor Strange & Spiderman interaction

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"Leave real magic to the grown-ups, Ilyana." - Scarlet Witch killing a Magik

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"Nerd win!" - Bruce Banner if he gets a kill in his non-Hulk form

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"Are you fast enough to stop a bullet, if I shot you?"

"Well, you won't be able to. I already dismantled the inner-mechanisms of all of your guns."

"Wh- What?!"

"Now if you behave yourself I might fix them." - Punisher & Magneto interaction

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"So you can talk to rodents?"

"Tippy-Toe seems to think so!"

"Can you try and convince Rocket to clean his bunk?"

"There are some things even I can't do, I'm afraid." - Star-Lord and Squirrel Girl interaction

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"We sense great darkness and chaos within you, woman."

"You're one to talk, Venom."

"No, we... Find it strangely... Attractive."

"...Somehow, that made me want to save this universe less." - Venom & Scarlet Witch interaction

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"It's good to be fighting side by side again, like in the old days."

"Back when you used children as soldiers for your cause?"

"When you put it like that, you make me sound like a terrible father."

"For once, we agree on something." - Magneto & Scarlet Witch interaction

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"[in the sassiest tone you can imagine] Your GOD is SUFFERING!!!" - Loki taking damage

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[i also dont remember the exact dialogue but there IS one with rocket asking to buy bucky's arm. so yes we won there]

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Mr. Crawling❌

Mr. Running✅

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I’m sorry if no one’s explained this to you before but a content creator telling you that their work isn’t for minors and it’s not their responsibility to jump through hoops to keep it from you is an adult looking out for kids. they’re modeling good boundaries and setting the expectation that you’ll engage with the online community like a person and take responsibility for your choices. if you cannot understand that you need to look out for yourself and take people seriously when they say their work isn’t suitable for young audiences then you are not ready to be unsupervised on the internet.

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Seeing other players having fun playing overwatch was one of the things that made me love overwatch in the first place

I'm glad to see overwatch creators having fun together with the classic event

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Never fully played overwatch 1 back then so here's my experience playing the classic event so far:

ITS SLOW

I got hooked through walls •-•

Got dived by a team of Winstons, "How embarrassing!"

Soul orbs, scraps, armor packs is one of the things I remembered fondly

Carwash :)

"that's potg lets gooo" *mercy rez* "NOOO—"

Held defense on Hanamura with a team of torbjorns

"Golden toxicity era" - some player on chat

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I DEMAND BOOOPS

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Happy Halloween, Stranger 👋🏼🎃🍂

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You have been Isekai-ed! Isn't that great? Except when you look around you, you see those who summoned you are horrified. Apparently they are the "subhuman" resistance group of Elves, Dwarves, and Beastkins who tried to summon a hero from another world to defeat the evil tyrant human Emperor.

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So... I found this and now it keeps coming to mind. You hear about "life-changing writing advice" all the time and usually its really not—but honestly this is it man.

I'm going to try it.

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so oooo many people in so many fandoms are holding themselves back from the art they want to create because they fear The Discourse and it's the most depressing thing ever like PLEASE stop clipping your own wings and create whatever art you want to. whyyy do we have to live in a panopticon it's so frustrating just make whatever!! be free!!!!!!

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the evolution of the wolverine head tilt is very personal to me

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God. Nishi is so good at writing characters

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wade calling him everything but logan

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logan degrading calling him everything but wade (p1)

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i am a part of the logan fell first nation

like obviously wade is attracted to logan but romantically he pushes that to the side because feelings are scary and he’d rather cope with humor

but the thing with logan is that he falls for anyone who gives him attention and he falls hard — main example is him catching feelings for jean 10 seconds after he met her just bc she was giving him an ounce of care 😭

SO WADE TREATING LOGAN LIKE HE HAD WORTH WHEN NO ONE ELSE DID AND INVITING HIM TO STAY WITH HIM IN HIS APARTMENT HAS GOTTA HIT HIM LIKE A TRUCK HOLYY SHIT