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*about the 33 whip scene in JP AD:

Oh i though i was strong

I. AM. NOT.

I FELT LIKE I WAS HIS WIFE SEEING MY HUSBAND GETTING WHIPED WTF

His gasps of pain destroyed me

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Dragon Rider WWX who flirts with MM playfully just to his dragon LWJ drop his big head on top of him

LWJ does that everytime he is jealous or annoyed making WWX carry his head who is almost his height, just so he can have WWX's attention

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Lan Wangji flying on a sword to fuck shit up ⚔️

By fuck shit up i mean stalk his future husband

pssspsss find me on IG @/ lichl0ver (i have like 3 followers, and would appreciate your support XD)

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WWX YLLZ just forcefully married to LWJ calling him husband in a mean way to mock him:

LWJ and his yearning passionate ass:

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Ghost murder WWX, who killed WC, helping detective LWJ to resolve a case against the Wens and get revenge for his family

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I have a headcanon that Wangji and his uncle look identical from behind

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I did something

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I did something

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I can't wait to see those "yaoi asmr" channels to use LWJ and WWX's audios with a title like "Uke moaning yaoi hardcore lemon" etc

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My dude is too sassy to be dead

I thought the ground was more fitting than a coffin

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rare sighting of the infamous yiling patriach crawling out of his blanket cave to kiss his husband good day

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"...I want my parents. My mom and dad..." He asked Wei Wuxian for his father and mother, but it didn't matter who he asked. They would never return to him again. [...] He couldn't help but think that had it not been for Wei Wuxian, perhaps it wouldn't happen so soon. Perhaps there would've still been time to salvage the situation. That "perhaps" was agonizing.

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Happy chinese new year from WangXian! 🧧🏮🌟

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lan wangji birthday art from 2021 to 2024!

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You guys don't understand Lan Qiren like I do okay. It's the 50s. Your nephew Lan Wangji wears stupid glasses and has unfashionable hair. He's a total nerd, probably going to valedictorian of his high-school like his brother was. Enter Wei Wuxian. Your sweet innocent child is going on a DATE with this man who has a cigarette in his mouth and a gaudy leather jacket and a motorbike and flirty fuckboy words and Lan wangji hops onto it drunk on the idea of being a good girl in love with a bad boy

You try to tell him, there's plenty of other boys!! It doesn't have to be Wei wuxian!! But turns out there aren't actually that many other boys. Nie Huaisang is even worse than Wei Wuxian in terms of being bad (he's spent the last decade plotting a murder??) and when you try to set Wangji up with Jiang Cheng they just suicide bait each other all evening.

Eventually you cut your losses and realize whatever. As long as my nephew is happy. Wei Wuxian moves in and you listen to his screaming at night and realize oh God. Lan Wangji is the horny bad boy.

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I made a post on my alt and then I realised it was kinda Hua Cheng core so here we are