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Actually life is beautiful because the sound I make while trying to breathe around hot food sounds like my dog trying to eat an apple. When I yawn my cat tries to put his face in my mouth like a little dentist man and when he yawns I put my finger in his obligate-carnivore trapzone and we both know he will not hurt me. When I do not fold my clothes, they do not hold it against me.

I am demonstrably sad, and lonely, and full of fear. But there are other people who will hold my hand, who will point out the hawk overhead, who will give you That Look in a public place. The other day at a coffee shop a child said "look! It's snowing!" so all of us strangers went to go look out the windows. It wasn't the first snow and it won't be the last but wasn't it lovely, like that?

How wonderful to live in a world where birds and frogs both say beep! How wonderful to have an ocean of beautiful sharks with their dinosaur teeth! How wonderful the moon and her changing face, how wonderful the bees and their dancing to communicate, how wonderful shrimp and their forbidden layers of vision! How wonderful, you, and what you will give the world! The way we love things enough to spend entire blogs devoted to them? How people will let me explain my Pokemon team to them? How we will both jump at the scare in the movie, how we laugh so loudly, how it feels to give someone your baking? How wonderful to be alive. I am sorry for forgetting.

This is the process of getting better. With wonderful people and wonderful strangers and wonderful friends: I am getting better, slowly. Thank you, whoever you are. In some way, you've been wonderful, and left a wonderful place in the world to ripple out to me. In some small way - isn't it beautiful - I promise, you've been helping.

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I wish we didnt live in such an age of definite knowledge. I wish i could make a game and put a 1 in a millionth chance of meeting a wendigo in that damn game so only a few chosen people in the world would be like “guys i totally saw a wendigo in that game the other day” because nowadays youll just get 5 people on 4chan decrypting all the files of your game within 20 minutes to find the damn wendigo sprites

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having too many tieflings is gay culture.

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@babylonian hey man what happened

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*hits the blunt* yugioh was propaganda because the season they opened the anime with in the US started by making you pity yugi for losing his exodia cards in like, the second episode i think it was. basically this fuck has a huge unfair advantage over everyone else in the world and is planning to use it to win a cash tournament. but you’re supposed to feel bad for him when he loses that advantage and ends up on an even playing field because the cards are “his property”. exodia is capital and yugi moto is the bourgeoisie

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IM CRYING YAMI IS SO SHORT

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How come reading tea leaves is seen as this sophisticated, witchy thing but if I slam dunk an open can of Chef Boyardee ravioli onto the pavement in the gas station parking lot to see what kind of soda the old ones think I should buy, foodstuff divination suddenly isn’t cool anymore?

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YALL HEARD OF MY HALF-ELF DRUID SON WHOM I LOVE DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART, MO?!

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I just want to acknowledge that these exist.

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have you thought about Magnus Burnsides today? this is your reminder

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i’m live

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Me: I love Bioware’s games so much! They’re my favorite.

Also me: Let me tell you in extreme detail how Bioware has fucked up

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someone: you forgot to eat? how?? aren’t you starving?

me: I don’t know I can’t feel anything

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My boyfriend is out of his mind

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