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what the freak are any of us doing here

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things I love

courtroom vibes sauce squares with five sides snakes on thursdays boats the concept of a brighter future long hikes on the beach with the ones i love court jesters the pharaoh kneeless jeans when asked about women: “yeah those as well”

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im going for a 0 notes streak to see how many posts i can go without a single note

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never not once have i browsed tumblr, it's just me and my thoughts here

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consider my mind boggled

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blender got me feelin angry

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going to watch borderlands tomorrow and my expectations couldn't be lower

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whats shakin tumblr gang i made a website dedicated to my favorite singer ever Syd Barrett i hope you enjoy

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i want to get a dog and name it doug and teach him culinary skills and he will be my personal chef.

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why do they even sell vpns, you dont have to watch house md in a region where netflix doesnt have it, you just want to

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HOLY MOLY!!!!!!!!

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just got ambushed with goodnight messages and im feeling chipper

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what if theoretically i could enter the presidential debate and just say "hi", and it would have this perfect tone and frequency to it that would make everyone vote for me

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whos gonna be the kramer to my jerry

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just spoke to a 5 year old, poor lil fella hadnt even seen american psycho