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*Tugger and Misto fooling around in tuggers den when they get interrupted by a knock*
Munk: Tugger? Are you in there?
Misto: *gasps frantically trying to cover himself up* it’s munk! Oh no, what’s he gonna think if he sees his brother like this with me?!
Tugger: *still blissed out, making absolutely no effort to cover anything* uhh, lucky brother?
Misto:
Tugger:
Misto:
Tugger:
Tugger: *dopey grin*
Misto: *physically kicks him off the bed*
#incorrect cats#incorrect quotes#rum tum tugger#munkustrap#mr mistoffelees#tuggoffelees#bros#slightly not safe for work
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A fistfight can be romantic!
-Macavity probably
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Tugger: are you ready to commit?
Misto: are we talking about a relationship or crimes here?
Tugger: wha-?
Misto: either way, the answer is yes.
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Munk: violence isn’t the answer.
Mac: you’re right.
Munk: really?
Mac: of course.
Munk: that’s a reli-
Mac: violence is the question.
Munk:…?
Mac: and the answer is yes
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Tugger: can I ask you something?
Misto: sure
Tugger: do you……like me?
Misto: do I like you……?
Tugger: yeah you know, like as more than a friend..?
Misto:
Tugger:
Misto:
Tugger:
Misto: tugs?
Tugger: yeah?
Misto: We have been married for TWO YEARS
Tugger:
Misto:
Tugger: so is that a yes or………?
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Misto: I am a cat with very high standards
Tugger: I can make rice pudding
Misto: oh no, you’re meeting all my standards
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100%
Dem: what’s up with your brother?
Munk: hmm?
Dem: *gestures to Tugger* He’s been laying faced down on the floor for hours
Munk: oh don’t mind him, he’s just a bit overwhelmed
Dem: what happened?
Munk: Misto complimented his mane today
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Dem: what’s up with your brother?
Munk: hmm?
Dem: *gestures to Tugger* He’s been laying faced down on the floor for hours
Munk: oh don’t mind him, he’s just a bit overwhelmed
Dem: what happened?
Munk: Misto complimented his mane today
#incorrect cats#incorrect quotes#rum tum tugger#munkustrap#tuggoffelees#bros#demeter#ps im alive lmao
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I’m still not abandoning this! I’m gonna try to start posting again soon!
Thank you for the love and patience ♥️
I’m not abandoning this blog btw. I’m just busy and stressed and not creative at all rn because of stress and mental health.
Thanks for all the love on here I’ll try to post soon!
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I’m not abandoning this blog btw. I’m just busy and stressed and not creative at all rn because of stress and mental health.
Thanks for all the love on here I’ll try to post soon!
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Tugger: dem? *down on one knee*
Dem: uhh?
Tugger: will you make me the happiest cat on earth?
Munk: Tugger wtf?!
Tugger: and become, my,
Dem: Tugger I don’t think this is-
Tugger: sister in law?
Munk:
Dem:
Tugger:
Munk:
Dem:
Tugger:
Munk: did you just propose for me?
Tugger: well someone had to!
Munk: I can’t believe you-
Dem: yes.
Munk: wait really?
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Misto: Alright, fair warning, I’m about to hug you.
Tugger: *dramatic sigh*
Misto: don’t be like that. I’m a tactile creature, you have to indulge me sometimes.
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Munk: hey! What are you doing?that’s my dinner!
Tugger: and it is delicious!
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Munk: raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Tugger: STICKING MY DICK IN ROTISSERIE CHICKENS! :D
Munk: -_-
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Tugger: how do I tell Misto I like him?
Munk: tell him he’s beautiful.
Tugger: ohh. Good idea!
xxxxx
Tugger: mistoffelees! I need to tell you something!
Misto: what is it?
Tugger: *panics* I’m beautiful!
Misto:
Tugger:
Misto: I know you are
Tugger: *panic intensifies* what?
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Misto: You’re being ridiculous, no body thinks Tugger and I are even a couple, let alone married.
Munk: *turns to the tribe* okay raise your hand if you think these two are husbands.
Misto:
Munk:
Misto: Tugger put your hand down!
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Munk: hey Mac
Macavity: hey
Munk:
Mac:
Munk:
Mac: I did something awful
Munk: do you wanna talk about it?
Mac:
Munk:
Mac: no
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