jedifighterpilot2727
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Perpetually in a state of gay panic because, well, women. Lesbian, 32, she/her. I like to think I’m funny. Sometimes I write shit.
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they dont want us to know this but the real cure to the agonies is to engage in shenanigans. tomfoolery even
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Ok but in the Ballad it literally says “I hold deaths hand in mine” and all I can think of is Agatha, Rio, and Nicky skipping through the woods holding hands
#i’m dying#I’ve listened to this song way too many times#safe to say I’m obsessed#should i write it#agatha all along
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Agatha and Rio + flowers
Bonus, the flower Agatha has on her bathrobe is a Dipladenia Rio:
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AGATHA ALL ALONG | 1x07, "Death's Hand in Mine"
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#lgbtqia+ confirmed!
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So late warning but this is an Agatha all long blog now and it’s all I will be posting about. Thank you
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tfw you hate your mother-in-law (for hurting your wife)
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It's the way Nicky reacted to Rio. The way he wasn't scared or even surprised like he knew her. The way she only nodded and he immediately understood that she was telling him to say goodbye to his mom. Like she'd been visiting him regularly before taking him. Like she's been preparing him. Like she's been parenting him. Like she's been loving him in secret because if Agatha saw her sniffing around him she would have lashed out. But Rio couldn't stay away from Nicky. And he left the road in peace with Death's hand in his.
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It beats for you.
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Why is hearing your girlfriend on a work call so fucking hot? 🥵
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I voted for Kamala in the primaries in 2020 and other than the initial concern at the lineup change up in 2024, I’ve always liked her, but I swear every time I see a clip of her I just love her more. Plus she’s so fucking cool. Like yes ma’am madame President, please step on me. I cannot imagine being a little girl in this time period with so many amazing and powerful female role models - including (hopefully), the next president of the United States.
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Do you get extra points if you make your therapist say “wow, that’s a lot”? Asking for a friend 😂
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no i am not immune to early 2000s pop-punk music that fucks a little harder than everyone likes to admit
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Sometimes, life isn’t like fanfiction. Sometimes you’re a blond and you don’t fall in love with a brunette. Sometimes the woman you fall in love with is also a blond. Fairytales aren’t real.
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