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Remember, Machine.

Gay enemies are faster, deal more damage, and have a higher health pool.

Be careful this June.

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fuck it yuusha oc posting

story wip of my ocs meeting!

A soft thump interrupted Yukiko’s train of thought as she looked up from her laptop. It was strange, since she was wearing noise-canceling headphones, so her first instinct was to slide them off and grab the bat propped against her nightstand. Her hands lifted the wooden weapon with a tight grip, approaching her door with wide eyes. She slowly reached out for the doorknob; a moment of tense silence seemed to paralyze her movement before she threw open the door.

“Hello?” The young woman called out, the hallway sparingly illuminated from the light of her bedroom. To the left; two doors adjacent from each other–the storage closet and the bathroom–and the trapdoor on the ceiling that led to the attic. To the right; another pair of doors for two empty bedrooms, and the stairwell to the first floor. Yukiko carefully stepped out of her room and towards the stairs, peering down into the darkness with squinted eyes. She flipped on the lightswitch that lit up a bulb above the stairs.

However, there was still nothing. No sound besides the crickets and cicadas outside, nor the shadow or silhouette of an intruder. She lowered the bat to her side, letting it drag behind her as she stepped down the stairs a bit more noisily than usual. Yukiko turned the corner toward the foyer and tugged on her jacket over her pajamas while slipping into her sandals. She exchanged the bat for a flashlight that hung beside her keys, her grip more relaxed around the cool metal as she stepped out into the night.

It was pleasantly warm, as summer nights are, and the expanse of the farmland around her had no hints of abnormality. She scanned her driveway once more with the help of her flashlight, and caught a glimpse of something slithering under her truck. Despite it not being the reason she was outside, she couldn’t ignore the possibility of something worming its way into her beloved vehicle. As Yukiko approached the truck, she couldn’t help but wonder what it even was. It was too thin and shiny to be a cat, and the only snakes nearby lived in the riverbank.

She rested a hand on the hood in thought–maybe it was a cat, it wouldn’t be the first time a stray found its way into the engine. She carefully opened it and secured the prop, shining her flashlight into the hood to try and spot whatever creature was inside. When she caught a glimpse of something small and metallic slither around the engine, she jumped back with a mildly disgusted expression. Okay, it definitely wasn’t an animal, but what was it? Yukiko gripped the flashlight until her knuckles turned white, the light now shaking as it pointed at the vehicle.

Before the young woman could step any closer, a bright flash made her recoil. She dropped the flashlight and immediately covered her eyes, wincing at the harshness of the light. When darkness returned, she peeked through her fingers at her truck. Nothing looked different, but something felt off. She scrambled to pick up her flashlight, her eyes still stinging from the flash. “H…hello?” Yukiko’s voice trembled barely above a whisper as she swallowed the lump in her throat. “Hello?” She asked again, louder this time as she straightened herself out. 

To her surprise, the headlights started flickering, accompanied with a strange string of beeps and whines. Either she was hallucinating, or her car was possessed. She took a step closer, curiosity overtaking any rational thoughts of running. “Are… you trying to speak to me?” She asked; this time, there was no reply. Instead, a loud hiss and a puff of steam came from under the truck. 

Fear flooded her senses as her truck began to shift. Seams splitting and metal turning as a figure resembling a robot stood in place of the vehicle that once was. After a moment of processing, a scream ripped from Yukiko’s throat as she scrambled back, tripping over her feet and unceremoniously falling to the ground. “Stay-stay back!” She cried out, pointing the flashlight at the robot’s face.

Its yellow eyes seemed to squint, silvery lips turning into a distasteful grimace as it raised its hands to block the light. From behind its fingers, the young woman could see the rim of a green cap with a golden crest above it. To the side of its head was a circular black piece, with a thick cone-like antenna sticking up from it. Her flashlight lowered to get a better look at the robot, and it definitely looked like her truck. Most of its body was white, with parts of its limbs a dark grey and hints of green splashed around. She took notice of the dirt and grime that stood out against the white paint–clear indicators of its use. 

“What… are you?” Yukiko’s voice wavered as she clicked off the flashlight. Suddenly, it was her turn to be inspected. The robot’s heavy footfalls caused dust to rise around it as it stepped closer to her; the windshield on its chest allowed her to see her frightened expression and disheveled appearance in its reflection. Her muted purple hair was hastily tied into a messy bun, and her slate green eyes looked more wild than usual. The black jacket and tank top she wore was visibly coated in dust, no doubt her shorts were in the same condition.

Turning her attention back to the robot, it extended a careful hand and a small stick extended out of it, pressing against her skin inquisitively. “Ow–” she hissed, “what are you doing?” She waved its hand back with a frown. Another string of noises emitted from the robot, its expression seeming confused. Yukiko chewed her lip thoughtfully before putting up her finger. “Hold on, let me try something.” She said, despite knowing the creature couldn’t understand her.

She took a few steps back from the robot before heading back inside. She kicked off her sandals before racing upstairs to her room and grabbing her laptop–maybe it needed to connect to something? With anxious excitement buzzing in her head, she made her way back downstairs and hurriedly slipped her shoes back on, flipping on the porch lights before jogging back to the robot. It stared at her curiously, before sticking its finger back out. 

Yukiko held up the open laptop and the stick began to mold into one of the USB ports. The reflection of the screen seemed to flash with information going by too fast for her to fathom. After a few quiet minutes, the robot looked at her with a newfound understanding. “Greetings,” a masculine voice spoke, “my name is Raiame. I am here to save your planet.” The woman almost dropped her laptop before he was finished disconnecting. 

“Sorry… what?” Her lips pressed into a contemplative line,  trying to wrap her head around everything happening. Her truck got turned into a robot claiming to be here to save her planet that she didn’t even know was in danger, and it just learned formal Japanese in minutes. “Saving Earth… Can you elaborate on that?”

“I belong to an alien species that has its eyes on Earth.” He nodded, shifting his position to a kneeling sit. “My superiors are planning on invading your planet and reforming it to suit our needs.” The apparent horror on her face had Raiame’s eyes widening as he raised his hands in a calming gesture. “That is not my stance, however. My colleagues who arrived on this planet feel the same as I.  We wish to protect Earth and its people.” 

Yukiko’s heart thumped in her ears as she nodded slowly. “So… so you and some other aliens were sent to… to hurt us? But you don’t want to.”

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v1 in a little cat bed

day 97: honk shoo honk shoo

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………..OKAY listen I know this looks and sounds a bit weird but..like…just imagine ummm fantasy and medieval aesthetic but with robots? And like��there’s some kingdoms and wars….and knights, who’s supposed to fight evil.

And robo-demons and robo-dragons and robo-magic. You got the idea.

And in all this - Blurr is a knight who loves messing with questionable magic so one day he summons a demon. I mean. On purpose. To serve him and help him fight and stuff. He’s pretty good at forbidden dark magic and knows all he need to know to control this demon.

The thing he doesn’t know though - the creature he summoned was once a knight too. And much much more knowledgeable in dark magic than him~

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Ngl I’m always delighted when I see people put autobot or decepticon decals on their car like yes while I’m sitting here in traffic I’m going to believe for a moment your Ford Fiesta can turn into a killer robot but has to suffer through 5pm rush hour instead

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I know almost nothing about him. I saw like…two episodes with this guy but oh my god do I feel potential

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i played ultrakill so fast that i didnt even register i finished the latest update 😭😭

im going back to collect secrets and stuff but holy shit i crushed the game in under two days…..

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with 8 hours of ultrakill under my belt, i can confidently say i would fuck archangel gabriel

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HELP

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You already know I'm gonna say the simpatico sillies <333

Perhaps paired with a song? Idk I've been in a music mood lately

Apologies I've been slow getting to these requests ksdfks, but here! A Simpatico dump to make up for loss time >:D)-(

And tbh I associate a bunch of Saint Motel's songs with the two of them, so here's one that reminds me of Percy lmao:

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1. Yes they have to fight, 2. Tell me who’s fighting who in the tags! (I’ll add the most ridiculous combos in a reblog)

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Eh

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felt like doing this for funsies :)

last song listened to: running in the 90s is currently playing as i type this but before that it was a friend’s cover of wiggle wiggle by reon lee

currently reading: idw collection starting from phase 2!! I recently got past sotw and im somewhere in exrid or mtmte

sweet/spicy/savory: i love savory stuff but sweet is a close second

current obsession(s): robots…….. its been so bad but i also have twst and on the backburner

relationship status: very single!

last thing i googled: potp inferno transformation instructions for my friend who lost and promptly found the physical copy

currently working on: human transformers stuffs, as well as some aus for twst/tf, mixed with ocs and persona things i have yet to publicize 💀

get to know 9 people ask game!

tagged by @eliasisasexhaver, doing one on the art blog as well, let's go!

last song listened to: Taiyo no Tsubasa by Yasuko Kamoshita, contemplating if I should be productive this evening or just finish the last three episodes of Fighbird instead, hmm

currently reading: last time I completely forgot comics exist, so yes, I'm still chewing my way through IDW 1 reading list :'D (it's been over a year and a half I'm still not done)

sweet/spicy/savory: sweet!

current obsession(s): giant vehicle robots (recently added Brave series on top of TF, god help me)

relationship status: married to making art I'm the sole target audience of ♥

last thing i googled: city office business hours

currently working on: way too many things at once, some of which are secret for now -wink wink-

Not tagging this time but please feel free to continue and share your answers! ♥

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i dont think i posted this but last year when hermit mizuki came out i grinded so hard i ranked top 15k, by the end i only got a lot of ena and kanade dupes…….

but this year?

i win.