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I still don't understand why dick riding isn't an Olympic sport, because I am a fucking pro rider.

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Sometimes, as a treat I like to fart in Deidara's room and lock him in to choke on it.

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If the clap of Itachi's ass cheeks goes off in the forest and there's no enemy shinobi around, does it make a sound?

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If somebody could use A Thousand Years of Death on my asshole I would really appreciate it.

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Shikamaru: I am

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Rating the Akatsuki on if I would take them partying. (Least to most likely)

Itachi: This poor gay, Victorian child with Tuberculosis should just stay home and fuckin' sleep.

Kakuzu: No.

Tobi: In hindsight he would probably be fun, but I don't wanna babysit him.

Sasori: Unless there's a ventriloquist there, he's sort of useless.

Zetsu: To be fair, I don't know if he's ever been to a party.

Konan: She'd get bored after half an hour and wanna leave, then bitch at me for dragging her there.

Pein: He'd probably just stand there and frown the entire time, but at least he's stick around, even if just for the food.

Deidara: He'd probably be fun and knows how to party.

Kisame: This fucker would be hilarious to party with. Have you seen the guy?

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Tbh if Shikamaru walked up to me and punched me in the face I would probably thank him.

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Can you have a daddy kink if the daddy is younger than you? Or is it a son kink? What do you do when they blow out your back? (Or throw you in a hole) Call them sport?

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Rating the Akatsuki on if I would eat their ass. Least to most likely

Sasori: Splinters.

Kisame: Probably like sandpaper down there.

Tobi: Would probably fart in my mouth and give me pink eye.

Konan: I feel like she'd be super judgemental about how I do it. I don't need that kind of hostility.

Deidara: Definitely but I feel like he'd also fart on me. On purpose. A malicious farter.

Zetsu: I mean, hear me out. He looks like a pot plant. Maybe I will get a contact high.

Pein: I get the feeling he's kinky and would be into it.

Itachi: I feel like he's got some cake and probably is wild. I'd eat it.

Kakuzu: yes.

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@hidan-birthday-bang // Hidan is secretly Jashin

I thought this could be the first of a serie of conjectures about Hidan's religion

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Daddy 😩💦🍆🍑

Pet your partner >)

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Deidara: Being ambidextrous helps when it comes to being a great artist, hm.

Hidan: How the hell does fucking more than one gender make you a good artist?!

Deidara: What? That’s not what that —

Hidan: Well, whatever; you’re gonna stay my damn annoying friend no matter who you’re trying to stick it into, okay?

Deidara:

Deidara: … thank you for your support.

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yes! i do like [problematic thing]! and unfortunately i am under no obligation to defend my interests to strangers on the internet. good day and thank you for your time

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becoming immortal and extremely fertile by the the regular ingestion of yogurt