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When Evanescence are in Australia right now but aren't coming to New Zealand.

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Had a dream I had third degree radiation burns all over my body but then the nukes vaporized me anyway so it was a relief.

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Had a weird dream the Guardians of the Galaxy got hit by a gender swap bubble while trying to break in to James Gunn's house.

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If you're a gal who enjoys walking barefoot, don't leave home without it.

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Just had a dream I was Deathstroke fighting Deadpool and of course he kept mirroring all the weapons I tried to use. He was better with the nunchucks tho.

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Just a family of bears chilling in a pool.

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That time Loki crashed a party and roasted every god present

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You are

The only one

The only one who finds me

And in the darkness binds me

Hey its perfectly reckless

Damn, left Gondor defenseless

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I love Lzzy and Amy's Break In together and I love that Lzzy doesn't seem to know what to do with her hands without a guitar in them lol

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apple bottom jeans — this is a reference to the apple that was eaten from the forbidden tree of Eden

boots with the fur — this references the way Adam and Eve had to clothe their nakedness once they had eaten from the Tree

the whole club was lookin’ at her — traditionally it is Eve’s fault for succumbing to the temptation, and most scholars blame her and future women for original sin

she hit the floor — this is a reference to the snake, who was cursed to crawl in the dust

next thing you know — the Lord immediately responded to kick them out of the Garden of Eden

shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low — this represents the way humanity fell from grace and gave in to temptation, and was repelled from the garden

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Got a sweet deal on a Legacy Galvatron figure, can't wait for him to arrive!

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"Folks, all the Decepticons ask in return for peace is 620 million acres of energon drilling over the next ten years."

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The AI knows that Starscream is the bottom.

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AI brings to life my childhood imagination: evil, fart powered Mickey, the hideous abomination that is the Gomouduck, and Kiiiiiing Praaawwwwwn

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Kissinger must die and be resurrected with juche necromancy to die again painfully 1000 times over

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well shiiiiiiiiiit, who wouldve thunk that this type of shit is just one of many ways the CIA manipulates you into supporting their fascist sociopathic imperialist actions around the world....

btw... this was so obvious from the start and i want y'all white supremacists larping as feminists to learn to recognize it

https://bae-guevara.tumblr.com/post/659686489733677056/not-only-is-it-imperialist-and-violent-to-view