jamesnkeith

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James: my boyfriend is the literal sun. He is way to bright for me.

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James: so you have 6 cookies and you give 2 to me, how many would you have left?

Keith: zero.

James: how come you can’t do even basic mat-

Keith: because I would give them all to you ;)

James: get out-

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Kfkwkfkg oh wow I haven’t drawn Jeith in a while

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Pidge: is that a hickey?!

Keith: Huh, what? No, it’s a mosquito bite.

Hunk: *points at James* that’s a big ass mosquito bite.

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James, opens the door: ladies first

Keith, shoves past him: oh, yeah. I’m queen.

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James, completely drunk: *to keith* hey, Ryan. Do you think Keith knows I like him?

Keith:*snort* Wait Wh-

James, turns away to Ryan and pouts: Ryan, do you think Keith knows I like him?

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Just a quick little question: Is kitten Keith hard to take care of, and does he try to fight anyone who gets close to "his" James?

James: we don’t talk about it..

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James: the sun’s really bright

Ryan: bro, you’re looking at a picture of Keith smiling

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James: So, you’ve never had a first kiss

Keith: there’s nothing important about them.

James: so you wouldn’t mind if I-

James, leans closer to Keith:

Keith, death glare:

James, immediately backs away: whoa, jeez, I’m just kidding.

Keith, turns away:

James, stares at him with a grin:

Keith, turns back and grabs him by his shoulder’s to give him a kiss:

Keith: there.

James:

Keith, covering his face: goddamnit, you made me do this.

James: you shouldn’t act so bold and then be so embarrassed

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James, sneaking behind Keith with a wand in hand and a top hat on:

James, waving the wand: Abracadabra

Keith, turning around: what the f-

Keith: what are you doing?

James: I tried turning you into the perfect man

Keith: I don’t look or feel anything different.

James: it worked.

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James, texting Keith: Hey, Keith can I have your number?

Keith, texting James: sorry, I don’t have a phone.

James: awe :(

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Keith: James, answer me truthfully. Did you eat my sandwich

James:

James: (I’m gonna die because of a sandwich)

James: (worth it.)

James: (best fucking sandwich I’ve ever had)

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Keith: Lemme strip

James: no, you’re too beautiful. You’re two young! I won’t let you live your life like that

Credits by me: LIAH♡ Please do not steal♡

James: stop stripping..! Keith: I DO WHAT I WANT B IA TCHH

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it’s Jameith. JAMEITH.

A small PSA

On the left you will find Jeith (jean Keith)

On the right Jaith (James x Keith)

I’m not giving up this battle. It’s time to put an end to horrid ship names.

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James, turning around to look at Keith: Hey, Keith. How do you want your coffee?

Keith: As dark as my soul.

James:

James: Okay, so a glass of milk it is.

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Keith: I'd hate to see him leave, but, I love to watch him walk away.

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I've always had this headcanon that James was able to play the Ukulele.

James, strumming on his ukulele: I am such a fool to keep on chasing after nothing great. You are just a fool to keep on pretending that you're loving me-

Keith, listening: wAiT-( shit oh mai gah, he found out, oh no, oh no)

James, looks over: Hm?

Keith: uhh, you have a good voice! :)) What are you singing about?

James: A... song, why?

Keith: Oh, no reason.