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Totally random, but would anyone want to make a zomboid server together? B41, obviously, 42 doesn't have multi-player yet. It gets kinda boring when its just my sis and I. Can be a serious role play server or just a fuck around and find out (what my sister and I call our super easy servers).

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Poll for a title. They all fit the story fine, I just can't decide which rolls off the tongue easier.

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Baulder's Gate 3 Memes that I made instead of being productive

You're welcome. YES I KNOW I MISSPELLED WYLL'S NAME THE FIRST TIME, ITS TOO LATE TO FIX, I'M SORRY

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Being an aspiring writer is basically constantly just praying to whatever diety may listen to give you the will.

🎼 in my times of trouble, @neil-gaiman comes to me~ speaking words of wisdom: 🎼

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I promise I'll get back to BG3 and etc games soon, I'm just weepy

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Proud (miserable) to announce that it's 2 am and I've spent the last hour crying because I still miss my husband.

I want him to read me pride and prejudice before bed again.

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Literally Everyone Apparently: this game sucks! Blegh.

Me, just happy to get time to play games for once:

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Husband. Miss him.

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Hubsband... want mah hoobsbend.

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Also, buckle up cause you're gonna hear a lot of posts about missing my husband because he's out of the country. Stupid Brits, luring away my man.

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It's been a taxing day, and I would like my husband to talk to me about the cool animals he saw today with his daughter and order pizza for dinner.

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Rolan and Athena’s relationship most of act 2

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All of Rolan's voice files in game (Rolan Compendium)

Every one of Rolan's voice files in the game, painstakingly extracted by @zevlore and named for convenience!

Please show your appreciation to hir for the massive amount of time it took to look through the files for all of these🫶

Fun fact: Rolan is the Tiefling NPC with the 3rd most voiced lines, at 448 - Zevlor is in first, at 575, and Alfira is second with 545.

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Ze did this as a huge favor to everyone in the Rolan fan discord - if you're interested in joining, you can find the link at the bottom of this post :)

https://discord.gg/E5VqJdrfBm

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Soft zevlor x tav headcanons

Dude melted the moment he saw Tav enter the fray at the gate. Immediate heart pounding, who are they, why do they care? ("Show some respect! That is the woman/man/person that just saved your pathetic life!")

I've seen people mention it, and it's true: zevlor slouches when he's speaking to Tav but stands straight all other times. This means one of two things. He's either so relieved at the sense of safety they bring that he relaxes and allows himself to be tired, oooor he's incredibly nervous around them because THEY'RE JUST SO PRETTY.

My guy is 100% an acts of service and words of affirmation kind of lover, but he loves physical touch too. This unfortunately leads to arguments if tav is also the acts of service type.

They're born from love and worry though. ("What were you thinking? You could have been killed! And for what? For me?! You're far more important than me!" Trope anyone?)

Zev is sleeeeepy. Not like as a disposition but because he owes a massive sleep debt that he'll never be able to repay. Often finds himself waking up with his head in Tavs lap after falling asleep somewhere random.

Motherfucker PINES for tav. So in love, so unworthy, so desperate to protect, so unable to do anything. He's a hopeless romantic mess about them.

And once the relationship is established? Oh it gets SO much worse.

Remember that Zev carries a crushing amount of guilt and self-hatred. This leads to nights crying by Tavs side and begging them to tell him why, why? You could have anyone why him?

He has insomnia. He spends nights awake guarding his precious tav, his new oath.

This man gives the most hand-on-the-small-of-you-back energy. Anywhere, any time, for no reason at all.

Is definitely the type who would offer tav his hand to help them down the stairs even thought they clearly don't need it.

Loves brushing tavs hair, speaking gently to them about the future, the past, everything and nothing at all.

Goes without saying he is definitely the "shield your body with my own" type. Poor baby.

Guy proposes so fast. Like 2 months in and he's bought the ring and is waiting to pop the question. It's not a rush thing so much as he's just so SURE it's forever.

And last but certainly not least? Little spoon. Period.

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(Why are so many of you right???)

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A little blurb, cause cyberpunk is updating.

Soft Rolan x tav headcannons

So to start out, I think it goes without saying that the only people in his life he's soft for is Lia, Cal and, after much warming up and pining, Tav.

And on the note of pining, it's such a mix of his usual pissy self and ever so soft moments.

When they're having their usual moments it's a lot of teasing and rolan whining cause he wants tavs attention. ("You! Look at the new effect I've added to my Thunderwave! Tav. Tav! Look!") ("I love Lia and Cal more than my own life, but must they accompany us to the market every time? What do you mean you can go alone, no I'm coming with you.")

But those softer moments? The setting sun shining through the windows of the tower, Tav relaxing and playing a game of cards with Lia and Cal while Rolan reads one of his mant tomes?

And he just looks up at them and. Oh.

Oh he feels so content. His family is there, Tav included even if they aren't yet his family in the way he would LIKE (husband/wife ehem.)

You know the soft, pleased little "hmmm" he makes when you say you'll leave him to his study after killing lorroakin? That little sound embodies his true feelings for Tav.

Once they're in an established relationship its a whole different game. Man is WHIPPED but will vehemently deny it to anyone who pokes fun.

"Darling,you needn't spend so long cleaning that blade, I can help." "Dearest, I do hate when you come home bruised. And DON'T start on how it's okay, because it's not. How did you feel when you saw me bloodied and battered? Well, it's the same for me about you."Please, if not a healing potion, then let me use a spell, my muse."

*cough cough* "They're MY responsibility" *cough*

Well, now tav is too.

Behind closed doors, when the rest of the harsh world is no longer there to cause him ire or bolster his bitterness, he is a different man.

Soft whispered nothings, heads resting on shoulders, be it tavs on his or vice versa. Tail wrapped around their waist or wrist.

He strikes me as the type who would be fond of kissing the inside of their wrist or their tired hands.

Protective but also so so in need of protecting. We know the world has been unkind to him, that his birth family is not around for whatever reason. He would melt as proper care and affection.

Worry or being upset presents itself as anger from him, but once all is well and safe he will cling to Tav, whispering apologies and crying.

The first time he woke with his head resting on Tav's chest he nearly cried.

Overall he is, in his own right, so tender and gentle. When one manages to earn his heart, they've earned it in its entirety.