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Imagine a Kent Family Adventures Webtoon where they eventually have like a Thanksgiving crossover with the Wayne's, and the families are subtly trying to out-compete each other over random things.

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A Hair-or Story

I wrote this in an hour, it’s late, and editing is for people who really care.

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Marinette woke up to a beautiful day in Gotham. The sky was clear for once, the birds chirping, and no alarms sounding anywhere. It was almost too peaceful.

Getting ready for the day, she decides to make the most of it and get the Wayne family outside to enjoy the fresh air for once. All those plans end as she takes a step outside her room.

Marinette closes her eyes, gripping onto the door handle ‘til her knuckles are white.

Richard John Grayson is flouncing down the corridors with long, voluminous locks reaching down his back. This beautiful day has turned into one of horror.

Taking deep breaths, she fully exits her room, catching the attention of the hairy atrocity.

He doesn’t seem to see the state she’s in. “Good morning, Mari! Isn’t such a lovely day! Ooh, I have something to show you.” He drags her horrified self through the maze that is Wayne Manor, past the old clock, and down the stairs to the cave beneath. “Close your eyes and stay right there.” She does just that, even if it’s to avoid staring at the – the thing made of hair.

After a few minutes, and quiet shuffling, a voice calls out, “Ta-da! Look, my new suit.” Marinette opens her eyes and faints.

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When she wakes, she’s lying on a cot in the Batcave. Immediately, she spots the lion mane of black bush and screeches. Dick jumps, “What’s wrong?!”

Marinette stammers out the best she can, “C-cut your hair. Please.” She begs.

Dick raises his arms in a placating manner, “Okay. I didn’t think my hair was that bad. But okay.”

“Thank you.” She sighs in relief, before glaring and grinding out, “And I’m designing you a new suit, too.”

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She thought her nightmare was over. But alas, her suffering continues, for Dick has cut his hair into a mullet. Dick is proudly spinning his new look. Marinette is crying.

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At dinner, it appears that word had gotten around about Marinette’s request for Dick’s hair to be cut.

Everyone has shaved their hair to the point that you can see the skin underneath.

Everyone. Gone with their hair.

Marinette’s screams could be heard all the way in Gotham.

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Getting ready for patrol doesn’t go any better, as their suits have suddenly changed in design. Batman is wearing a rainbow coloured Batsuit. Nightwing is wearing a suit with a high collar and deep neckline that shows off his chest. Red Hood is wearing a smooth, red, bullet shape on his head. Red Robin and Robin are both wearing the old Robin suits with no pants.

The world tilts on its axis once more.

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Marinette lurches up from the bed in an instant. She’s back in her room and the sky outside is dark and raining. It is evident that she had been screaming in her sleep, as multiple bodies rapidly fill her room with their concern.

All is right in the world; it was just a nightmare. They all have hair, and it’s all styled to suit each of them. Marinette collapses back onto the bed in relief, confusing the occupants of her room. Her mutterings about hair and fashion only continue to fuel their confusion further.

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All is right in the world; it was just a nightmare.

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Turns out I have an assignment worth 40% that I forgot about so I’m taking a break from fic writing until the semester is over, which could be up to 2 months including exam break.

Peace out. Stay safe. Don’t procrastinate.

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I have decided to postpone chapter 12 by (hopefully only) a week, mainly because I have multiple assignments, quizzes, and a test that I have been procrastinating in favour of jigsaw puzzles.

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Chapter 11: Push Up, Not Away of The Batfam watch The LEGO Batman Movie

Fic Summary:  It's movie night and the whole family is present. Somehow they have managed to acquire a copy of 'The LEGO Batman Movie (2017)' from an alternate universe, and plan to make fun of Bruce with it.

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Chapter 10: Best At Teamwork Man of The Batfam watch The LEGO Batman Movie is finally out!

Fic Summary:  It's movie night and the whole family is present. Somehow they have managed to acquire a copy of 'The LEGO Batman Movie (2017)' from an alternate universe, and plan to make fun of Bruce with it.

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Okay, so I really don’t wanna have to do this, but chapter 10 is going to be pushed back another week. 

It turns out I have a test on the day I planned to upload which I haven’t yet studied for because I didn’t realize when it was on.

But it’s definitely not going to be pushed back anymore.

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The next chapter (chapter 10) will be postponed by a week due to the increased workload that Uni brings. Updates after that should be sooner as I’ll be on break then.

Thank you all for your patience!

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Chapter 9: The Phantom Zone of The Batfam watch The LEGO Batman Movie

Fic Summary:  It's movie night and the whole family is present. Somehow they have managed to acquire a copy of 'The LEGO Batman Movie (2017)' from an alternate universe, and plan to make fun of Bruce with it.

Updates fortnightly.

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Chapter 8: Bad Decisions Are Made of The Batfam watch The LEGO Batman Movie

Fic Summary:  It's movie night and the whole family is present. Somehow they have managed to acquire a copy of 'The LEGO Batman Movie (2017)' from an alternate universe, and plan to make fun of Bruce with it.

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Chapter 7: Child Endangerment of The Batfam watch The LEGO Batman Movie

Fic Summary: It's movie night and the whole family is present. Somehow they have managed to acquire a copy of 'The LEGO Batman Movie (2017)' from an alternate universe, and plan to make fun of Bruce with it.

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Chapter 6: PANTS! of The Batfam watch The LEGO Batman Movie

Fic Summary:  It's movie night and the whole family is present. Somehow they have managed to acquire a copy of 'The LEGO Batman Movie (2017)' from an alternate universe, and plan to make fun of Bruce with it.

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Chapter 5: Sadman of The Batfam watch The LEGO Batman Movie

Fic Summary:  It's movie night and the whole family is present. Somehow they have managed to acquire a copy of 'The LEGO Batman Movie (2017)' from an alternate universe, and plan to make fun of Bruce with it.

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Chapter 4: Introducing Dick and Barbara of The Batfam watch The LEGO Batman Movie.

Fic Summary:  It's movie night and the whole family is present. Somehow they have managed to acquire a copy of 'The LEGO Batman Movie (2017)' from an alternate universe, and plan to make fun of Bruce with it.

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Chapter 3 of The Batfam watch The LEGO Batman Movie.

Summary: It's movie night and the whole family is present. Somehow they have managed to acquire a copy of 'The LEGO Batman Movie (2017)' from an alternate universe, and plan to make fun of Bruce with it.

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The second chapter of The Batfam watch The LEGO Batman Movie is out!

Summary: It's movie night and the whole family is present. Somehow they have managed to acquire a copy of 'The LEGO Batman Movie (2017)' from an alternate universe, and plan to make fun of Bruce with it.

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Writing is hard. I hate writing. Enjoy!

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