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The only person I'll ever be jealous of is y/n, bro she be living THE LIIIIFE

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Theo: I cut my finger

Y/n: I can kiss it, so it'll get better

Theo: That works?

Y/n: Yeah, my mum used to do it when I was little

*later*

Theo: I need you to punch me in the mouth

Draco: Fucking finally

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Y/N: I don’t even flirt that much.

Ron: Oh really? *Stands up,* Raise your hands if you think you’re dating Y/N.

Draco: *raises hand*

Theo: *raises hand*

Pansy: *raises hand*

Hermione: *raises hand*

Ron, side eyeing violently: Hermione Granger, what was that?

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Hermione: If I fall…

Ron: I’ll be there to catch you.

Fred: *looks at George* What if I fall?

George: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.

Harry: *watches these two interactions*

Harry, to Y/n: And if I fall?

Y/n: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

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Draco: Can we stay with you tonight?

Y/n: Both of you? What happened?

Draco: Someone was playing with an ouija board and cursed the whole Dormitory.

Blaise: Draco wasn’t any help. He doesn’t know how to banish spirits, so he’s just throwing salt at them yelling “does this look like a hotel to you!?”

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Y/n: I can’t believe I agreed to this.

Hermione: This was your idea.

Y/n: I can’t believe you agreed to this.

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They definitely all have ✨decorated flip phones✨📞

Y/n, texting Hermione: Hermione! Help I'm being kidnapped.

Hermione: Where are you?

Y/n: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.

Hermione: I'll call George.

George, answering his phone: Hello?

Hermione: Where's Y/n? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.

George: Y/n? What you mean, they're right next to me-

George:

George: I'll call you back. *hangs up*

George: MY NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!

Y/n: WHO ARE YOU?!

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I can’t fix him but I could fuck him.

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It’s a struggle😭😭😭

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MC: Before you say anything it wasn’t me — unless it was something awesome then I definitely planned the whole thing.

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He always taking care of his Slytherins🐍🥹

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“Yeah the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree”

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Just normal conversations with the oldest Weasley brothers💀✌️🏼😭😭

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She so trying to set up Charlie and MC😼

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He definitely cares about what happens to MC

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He’s so crushing on MC😏

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Tonks: bro how did we do so bad on the exam?!? We bloody studied for it

MC: last time I ever study for a stupid exam

Tulip: laughing

Rowan: do you both even know what studying is???

Tulip: you guys are so dumb together

Tulip: I love it