iworkinretail-myguy

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fuck my stupid baka life.

[iworkinretail-myguy]

“You gotta make a decision leave tonight or live and die this way” is such a raw line you’d think it was from Tracy Chapman’s fast car. And it is in fact from Tracy Chapman’s fast car.

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Thoughts

[iworkinretail-myguy]

i just woke up to ash and dust

[iworkinretail-myguy]

calling a work of fiction "saccharine and masturbatory" to indicate that it is awesome. just like sugar and cranking off

[iworkinretail-myguy]

L + ratio + when you wake up next to him in the middle of the night with your head in your hands you're nothing more than his wife

[iworkinretail-myguy]

tell me something i don't know brother

[iworkinretail-myguy]

dad currently watching a movie in which jared leto says "aw poop i think i made a booboo :(" what if i killed myself

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When vampires are portrayed as mainly preying on women that's so unrealistic like I'm sorry but they're too careful especially around strange men. Dudes are much easier. You could literally lurk in a bush in the park at night and call out "whoa look at this fucked up looking squirrel" and have 3 grown men climb in immediately

[iworkinretail-myguy]

Beware the pipeline

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yandere this and tsundere that how about doing your laundere

[iworkinretail-myguy]

the rammies. the repurcussy

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love when emails start off with “DO NOT REPLY”. like oh yeah way ahead of you brother

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animals (?)