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@tutorgirlcommissions does such a lovely job. Super, super fast turn around, always goes above and beyond. Made these base icons of my adorable, psycho spaz. Ain't he cute? I mean, in a stabby way?

TYSM my dear! Obviously, I'll be back for yet more icons soon!

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cont. ; @manhattanzdevil

"Whoa! That's not my opinion, it's Judge Judy's. Don't shoot the messenger, Buddy!"

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man i love people’s fandom ocs so much. you loved the story hard enough you decided to make a little guy of your own to put into it??? sick

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cont. @shesboundtobruise

"Have it," Stu grouses to himself, letting his fingers walk through each album. He's looking for something, he's just fairly sure he won't know it until he sees it, "Have it. Have it. Lame. Have it."

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cont. ; @pacywitter

"Gahd, so dramatic! What's her problem?"

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I'm on a short, short break and have to be back at work soon but like this for a one-liner. Multis specify. <3

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MATTHEW LILLARD as Tim in DEAD MAN’S CURVE (1998) dir. Dan Rosen

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"Well, the bikini car wash is always an option." he teases. Smirks an obnoxious but playful smirk and gives her braid a little tug, "Picture it... you, Sid. Bikinis. Soapy water." he tacks on, in his best movie snob voice, "Perhaps a kiddie pool full of jell-o. We'll make a fortune. We could buy a limo." but voice is dropped pretty quick and his smirk winds out to a full, energetic grin, "Hey, anything could happen, I'm just sayin'! Maybe I'll get in on the action? I'd look good in a two-piece, right?" Stu's boundless energy can be draining to everyone around him, but he doesn't seem to notice. He punctuates his joke by cupping his non-existent bosoms over his t-shirt and he shoots Tatum an expectant look, "Do you think I need a wonder bra?" Why does anyone put up with him? "No, seriously. I'll get the money, okay?"

of   course,   his   dad   was   still   a   cheapskate.   typical.   it’s   not   like   he   didn’t   have   the   money   either.   tatum   had   been   convinced   since   they   were   children   that   stu’s   family   had   more   wealth   than   he   wanted   to   admit.   probably   because   his   parents   were   always   going   on   lavish   vacations   and   leaving   stu   behind.   tatum   swirled   the   cherry   lollipop   in   her   mouth   when   he   started   playing   with   her   hair.   that   drove   her   crazy   in   the   best   way.   “oh,   yeah   …   how’s   that?”

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Stu lolls his tongue at that then clicks it and gives Randy another, harder shake, "Yeah, they used to." he's intrusive, craning his head over Randy's shoulder, too damn close, enough where he could smoosh their heads together just by turning his, "Relax, Bud. That's where it comes in handy as fuck to be railing Deputy Dewey's fine-ass little sister." he turns his grin on Billy, still addressing Randy for the funsies, "They haven't busted up a party in weeks."

Randy protests his near bear hug and Stu dramatically steps back off of him, both hands ups, "Dude, chill! Be extra grateful, Skeeze. If you weren't Sid's plus-one you'd be sitting at home Saturday night watching Skinimax in your mom's bathrobe."

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Billy narrowed his eyes and a look followed that screamed for Stu to cut that shit out and be more careful. "Please. I can just swipe the money from Dad's wallet. You know he doesn't give a fuck." It's not like Hank even remembered he had a son at the best of times. "But good boy getting the drinks." He said, teasing like he wasn't just threatening him a second ago. If anyone knew how Billy really was it, it was Stu. Though even then there was still stuff he kept buried inside. His attention was taken from Stu to Randy. "You better not ruin the fucking party either." He said, shifting his mood again as he spoke to Randy.

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Still in rotation: CK One perfume by Calvin Klein.  (via elisanous)  

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"Buddy! The guy from the Quick Stop's brother said he can get us a keg!" Stu has no business being as fucking elated as he looks. He bounds into frame behind Randy, catches him at both shoulders and gives him a lil shake, "Randoid." and, after acknowleding he exists, proceeds to talk to Billy over Randy's shoulder like he's not even there, "It's gonna be eighty but we can swing it if everybody pitches in." which should not be punctuated with a little stabby move, but it is. It's like Stu wants to get caught or something.

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Billy heard the comment and only smirked. She might not be getting any but he still was. Though only Stu and Christina knew about that. "She definitely wouldnt be getting it from you. Though i guess you two do have the whole virgin thing in common." He retorted, eyes glancing over his shoulder briefly as he took a drag of the cigarette between his lips.

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Scream (1996)

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Stu’s always a little over-the-top, but the mere mention of prom --- of something that far away? He can’t help grinning like a jack-o-lantern. Days are longer, now. Summer’s coming and, for Stu, that means something a little more than it does for the rest of the class. He abruptly, dramatically packs his grin away and shoots Tatum a lil repentant pout, “Sorry. It’s just my dad’s already shelling out for a sweet-ass tux, so asking him’s a no-go. But,” he reaches out to tame a little strand of hair off her forehead, tuck it behind her ear where he can get to one of those adorable pigtail braids. She’s so pretty. Everyone in school’s jealous as fuck of him, which is exactly how he likes it. He gently twists the braid in his hand, gives her a cartoonishly innocent look, “I bet I could get the money.”

⸻ @iwilltotallyprotectyou liked the sc  //  tatum & stu

“i   know   it’s   not   for   another   month,   but   i   think   we   should   rent   a   limo   for   prom.   sid   said   she   would   pitch   in.   how   much   can   you   get   from   your   dad?”  

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Matthew Lillard’s piercings in Senseless (1998)

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