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thinking about someone who isn’t normally touchy, but gets touchy with their partner when they’re under the weather. it starts out with them initiating more hugs, asking for cuddles & kisses, holding hands while just sitting next to each other, etc. their partner has picked up on this, so once they start acting this way their partner ensures that they have meds, tissues, & cough drops all stocked up for when the cold eventually comes in full force. their partner is also happy to oblige all the little touches & cuddles & kisses, even though it means they may catch that cold too

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cw: hitching, coughing, swearing

um so this is the hardest i have literally ever sneezed in my life and i don't even know why i've been inducing with the same method every time??

also sorry you can hear me drop my phone there is literally no way to edit it to sound normal

merry snzmas!!

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guys, I can’t be going through these experiences

CW: kinda self obs, no real sneeze, lots of yapping, I was unknowingly being tortured.

tldr: my friend did my makeup, touched my nose a lot, and god laughed upon me in my misery.

I went over to my friends for a little girls night in (except we weren’t all girls but you know the vibe) okay, normal, fine, cool. One of my friends asks to do my makeup and I agree. I personally don’t wear makeup, but ofc I’d let my friend doll me up, cause it’s all in good fun. She puts all the stuff on there, the primer, foundation, contour, blush, then she gets to blending it because she likes to essentially paint the face with the makeup and blend it all together. Don’t know if that’s normal makeup stuff or not but that’s not the point. she gets to my nose. I’m not a filthy human being so I’m trying to be normal about it. It’s not her fault my brain is silly and touching my nose makes me horny. And really, I thought I’d be just fine because it’s gonna be a make up sponge on my nose.

I was so wrong. A different friend ended snatching the makeup sponge right before she could blend in everything on my nose. And my wonderful, headstrong, impatient friend of mine says she’s just gonna blend it with her hands because we’re not going out anyways, it doesn’t matter if it doesn’t blend great.

so here I am, helpless, with my extremely attractive friend leaning in close to me, rubbing my nose, blending in the makeup. Running her index finger and thumb over my nose bridge, patting the highlighter onto the tip of it. I’m trying my best to think normal thoughts because I don’t want to sexualize my friends like that when they don’t even know what they’re doing. To make it worse my nose starts running, so I sniffle a little and I have to pull away and wipe my nose every so often. Not helping my situation at all because on top of having a sneeze kink I also have a humiliation kink, and boy was I humiliated. My other friends were giggling as I explained I just wasn’t used to the sensation.

That’s not even it. I begin to get itchy and kinda sneezy as she’s dabbing highlighter on the tip of my nose. And I guess she could tell because she chuckled, asked “are you gonna sneeze?” And proceeded to rub my nose, and I mean rub my nose. Like pinch my nostrils and rub the skin there thoroughly. Then she laughed again, and said “sorry I had to.”

I’m already horny as fuck as hard as I’m trying not to be. And I can’t even catch a break because she then grabs me by the chin, tilts my head up, and proceeds to touch my lips via dabbing tinted lip balm over my lips very thoroughly.

god was testing my self control last night between the nose touching, humiliation, and lip touching.

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Sooo someone requested I do some apologetic sneezing… and well, I was kinda h0rny at the moment and took it a step further… *NSFW warning and kinda LOUD

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Overheard from one particularly sniffly person at a crowded, ratty house party

As a fun snzblr project in collab with @sky-snz, here is the script from their recent popular post interpreted as a wav!

Lots of fun spellings and noises and italicized syllables - hope I managed to do it all justice :^)

pls read my bio/pinned post before interacting‼

in the likely event of tumblr's video player being sh*t, break glass below

audio only version -

youtube version - https://youtu.be/tZPTT3fTPZE

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Vampires.

I cannot escape the idea I had while day dreaming the other day, so now I’m sharing it. Here’s how my silly little thought process went.

vampires suck blood. Cool.

mosquitoes suck blood. Less cool.

mosquitoes use proteins in their spit that make the bite not clot, making sucking blood easier.

vampires don’t seem to have to suck real hard to get blood from their victims, probably also have proteins.

the proteins in a mosquito’s spit is what causes our immune system to react and makes the bite itch.

A vampire’s bite would itch like fuck. On the neck too. With two puncture areas. Ugh.

yeah, that was one of my thoughts on the two hour drive I took to get with my family for thanksgiving. It’s been bothering me because I have no one to share it with.

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some kinda messy ones!!! induced w chhinkni and wow it wrecked me then left me solidly congested for the rest of the evening!

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cw: spray, nose blowing, m🏳️‍⚧️sneezing

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i was dming with @nostrildamus who pointed out that i hadn't given you all the full experience of being the sneezy princess's loyal subject, having to kneel in front of her while she sneezes freely. those sneezes are so big and itchy they snap her right in half, down towards the loyal subject kneeling before her.

cw for mess towards the end

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I am barking and rattling my cages. Love this so much, Ty for feeding me.

heyyyyy I’m feral at the moment and just gonna slip into your asks with a art request (:

Kanai having a sudden sneeze while looking over Al’s shoulder to see something he’s showing him on his phone. And Kanai not having the time to cover so just sneezes into Al’s neck. And Al just pausing for a second, being stunned. And then just melting in horny bliss. Just the thot doing something to ahhhhhh.

Also I stalk the whole art post liking everyone I missed TvT so sorry for the notification clog.

Ahhhh, Blankie! Kezzie and I have missed you, friend! 😭😭

Ive basically lobotomized myself with depression while I’ve been homeless the past few months, so I’m so sorry it took me a week and a half to finish your req 😭😭 I’m also so sorry it’s not the best and lacks dialogue cause I have a pile of mush for brains but I at least hope it at least satisfies your feral urges for the Hellboys 🩶✨

P.s. PLEASE NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR A NOTIFICATION SPAM, I seriously live for people flooding me with love, as your friendly neighborhood geezus has been going THRU IT the past few months and could really use the encouragement 😭😭😭

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just snatching to keep close don’t mind me.

Hey would you be willing to give some good snz poses? I feel like it’s just so hard to find references

Yes!! :3 I tried to do a range but ofc there's like an infinite variety! I love gestural art so this was an absolute blast to draw lol

did some hands as well, in case that is needed

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🤒🥶💞 with a sick tim please!! preferably with TimKon

anon, i see you and i hear you. one timkon coming right up.

this is a sneeze kink drabble avert your eyes if you dare ! cw for fever and a little mess

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Tim shuddered from the top of his spine down to his legs, the ache plaguing his body and making all movement impossible. A large hand brushed the sweaty bangs out of his face, the back of it gently pressing against his forehead for a moment. Someone whined.

It was disgustingly cold, so much his bones ached, but he couldn't seem to stop sweating. He swallowed, the feeling like hot sand scraping down his trachea. Words dissipated in his brain, another high whine ringing in his ears. Please be quiet, he begged, reaching out to grasp the blankets covering him. Let everything be quiet. Something cold touched his cheek, and he shivered, turning away with the bit of autonomy he had left. The bitter taste in his mouth had long turned sticky and nauseating.

"Uhnn," he groaned.

Everything was so painful. Thinking was painful. His thoughts melded into a long line; every word screamed inside his skull, cracking his temples. Heat radiated from his face. Every thrum of his temples sobered him for a fraction of a moment. Discomfort seeped into his arms, his back. His eyes cracked open, blue orbs bleary with disorientation. A cough clawed its way up his throat, loud and punishing. Too tired to cover, his eyebrows furrowed weakly as his lungs attempted to expel the sickness spreading through him.

...Tim, a voice called.

"hhhahH! hh'aRRSSHh-eu!..."

A cold hand snaked its way up his back. A tear slipped down his cheek.

"Hurts," someone groaned. Tim's heart tightened with the plea. Who was crying? Why was no one helping?

kfffh kFFFHhK!!

More hands. Hands peeling away the blanket, hands running up his shirt. He shivered, the hairs on his body standing on end. Even that hurt.

"...Entirely too hot...bring fever down...and call Leslie..."

"eh-JSCCHH'n!..."

"...Time. Pick up some medicine..."

The voices melted into each other, soft, mumbling, incoherent. Impossible for Tim's scrambled mind to put together. The sharp sound of the door closing hurt his brain. Something wet was laid across his forehead, and he slowly reached up to touch it, shifting it.

"Hey, shh," the low voice rumbled. "You need to keep this on."

The heat plaguing Tim's body brought tears to his eyes. He was horribly flushed, breaths coming in desperate little pants. He tried to move, his voice straining as he whimpered.

"Oh, no, don't cry, little wing," the voice coaxed. A rough thumb brushed his tears away.

"hhuhh, hhehh... hn. hiieh- hap'tschHu'n! -isSHHhYEw!" 

Tim opened his eyes, muscle memory kicking in when he tried to turn away, placing a shaky hand on Kon's bicep.

"That's okay," Kon soothed as Tim struggled against him.

Tim's nostrils flared as he took a ragged gasp, snapping his head to the side with a particularly wrenching sneeze. He grimaced in the aftermath.

"Bless you," a smile played on Kon's lips. He held Tim's face with a cool hand, thumb moving back and forth on his boyfriend's tear-streaked face.

Tim's body registered weight shifting around him, his eyes slipping closed once again. Kon shushed him as he lay beside him, tugging the cool sheet higher over Tim's shivering frame. The taller man drew him close, spooning him as he nuzzled his hair. Despite being sweaty and warm, Tim smelled like he'd recently showered. Kon smiled. It was very like Tim to smell like fresh sheets and vanilla.

Kon felt his boyfriend's back expand against his chest. Oh?

"hhtT-DSSCCHh!"

"Bless-"

"hHuh'GSSCCHh'n!! Unh..." Tim rubbed his nose harshly with a shaky hand.

Kon held his breath. Electricity crackled in his chest.

"huuh! hhn... nnnh, sqshsqcksqk... snfk! hihH! hhAhH! .. hff, nnngg..." Tim whined, hopelessly itchy. The sneeze toyed with him mercilessly, his whole face blooming with the need to sneeze. He shook his head side to side, nose twitching as his breathing came uneven. His hitching breaths seemed to interrupt each other, stuttering against the next sneeze as his chest rose and fell with each gasp.

"hhHuhhDT-! h...? Hn... sqcksqksck, huhhhn. HH! hhheh?! ha..."

"Trouble?"

Tim barely registered the voice over the sounds of him punishing his sinuses with a firm palm. His nose was an irritated shade of red, running onto his top lip. His face contorted, the tickle all-consuming.

"Here," Kon gently felt the tip of Tim's nose with his fingertip, triggering a sharp gasp.

"I know," Kon blushed, the intimacy startlingly new. At any other time, Tim would have hated for anyone to see him in this state, much less help him in such an embarrassing way. Kon reminded himself that he was only trying to alleviate his boyfriend's itch. He ignored the way his heartbeat quickened inside his chest.

Kon massaged a gentle knuckle under Tim's septum, pushing the tip of his nose up ever so slightly with each stroke. A low whine escaped Tim's throat, his pale fingers gripping the sheet in tickly surrender. Kon massaged Tim's nostrils using his thumb and forefinger, lightly pinching them shut as he worked to quell the itch in Tim's sinuses. The older man's mouth dropped open obediently, unable to breathe through his nose. He continued as Tim's breaths became more erratic, wet nostrils flaring against his fingertips. Kon felt the warm puffs of his boyfriend's breaths on his palm, the previous electricity dropping to his stomach. Fuck. What was wrong with him? More importantly, what did this mean?

He blinked to clear his mind, focusing on the task at hand. His thumb pressed against a particularly sensitive part of Tim's nose, and a few tickly coughs tumbled out before-

"hhEhHhD'sSShHH!! AE'SCCHHeu! haa... HIH!? HHN'DSSCCHeuw!!" The rough triple sprayed against Kon's palm, desperate and wet. Kon could only stifle a surprised yelp as the heat in his body threatened to move to his groin.

"huuehH'yhHSCHHht! uhh, USSHHheuh!! ERRHSCHhhn! ADJ'SCHHHh-oo!"

The Kryptonian remained a pillar of support as Tim shuddered again, his back pressing into Kon's chest with each sneeze. A satisfied groan signaled the end of the ordeal, and Tim sank back into Kon's warmth, exhausted and nearly asleep.

Kon-el withdrew his fingers, shiny with spit and undoubtedly a little snot, reaching for a tissue with his free hand.

A nudge startled him out of his skin. Kon held his breath as Tim leaned into his touch, like a moth to a flame, needily moving his nose against Kon's waiting fingers. The man sniffled, nose scrunching underneath Kon's pointer as he paused, taking an impatient breath.

"Nngg..."

Fuck. There was just no way Kon could deal with this. He blushed furiously, eyes wide as Tim helped himself to the cool touch of Kon's fingertips. Feverish, he whimpered again, rubbing his nose more insistently on the knuckle of his thumb, sniffling as his nose left a shiny trail of mess in its wake.

"Woah," Kon whispered dryly as he stifled another yelp. Snapping out of his shock, he messaged the tip of Tim's nose, smirking when it earned him an appreciative sigh.

"Bless you."

"huhn.. -rrR'SSSHh'eu!! rRFFH'SCHhhuh!" Tim sneezed roughly, the cloth on his forehead slipping off as he sank into the pillow. His breathing slowed, and a comfortable quiet filled the room. Kon listened to his heartbeat, the steady thrum of it nearly lulling him to sleep. A nap seemed to be underway. Kon-el kissed Tim's shoulder as he began to slip into a stuffy, satisfied sleep.

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question for the sneezers

Please reblog, I want to see how a good portion of us feel. I have a very sneezy observation but I don’t want to do something wrong.

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ok, I don’t typically reblog stuff. But I’m screaming, kicking my feet. I love these two. So so much. And the art is wonderful and the description is fantastic. Thank you @aller-geez and @thekinkyleopard for your wonderful ocs. And for always taking my requests.

Let’s pretend the background isn’t such shitty quality compared to the 5 MB drawing……. 😂😂

Part 1 / ???? of Elex’s Chaotic Caretaking of S7en that @iwanttoleavethisblankbuticant suggested yesterday…..

Blankie, you should know by now that any suggestion/request you make to myself or Kezzie always gets taken way further than you probably intended….. whoops, sorry not sorry 👾

(If you were looking for a fic instead, maybe Kezzie can find some time for a short drabble after she finishes How The Wolf Snuffed Christmas at the least, if she loves us enough…. 😏🥰)

Besides his feline allergies, Sven has an impeccable, kick-ass immune system that has no problem maintaining his health year round, which is also encouraged by his boyfriend, Elex’s germaphobia..

But once or twice a year (give or take), there’s always a particularly nasty bug that manages to smash it’s way through his body’s tight defenses, which ultimately always quickly turns into bronchitis or pneumonia and nestles deep within his lungs to camp out.

More often times than not, at some point he needs to be hospitalized for at least a few hours to help him breathe more easily, sometimes not voluntarily. The last time he was sick was at the beginning of his relationship with Elex, and he had suddenly passed out from lack of oxygen while the two watched a movie together on opposite ends of the couch, trying to avoid passing his illness to his then new boyfriend. When he finally came to, he was lying in an unfamiliar hospital bed, and Elex was sitting on the chair that sat beside it, his gaze locked intensely on Sven’s.

As soon as he saw Sven’s eyes finally peel open, Elex was already putting him through the wringer.

He would never admit it, but such a traumatic experience left Elex reeling, paranoid that if the cat were to get sick again, this time would surely be the end for him. Sven tried to reassure him, but the badger would have no part of it.

So of course, when his morning fit routine of his ordinary 6-10 rapid kitten-ish sneezes were replaced by two, loud pronounced sneezes with all of the enunciation on the uncharacteristically gaspy build ups, he felt his heart skip a few beats. He tried to swallow his fear in order to pry details from the quite obviously sickly Cheshire Cat—

But his efforts at a nonchalant, care-free but also (a healthy amount of) concerned demeanor was instantly wiped away when he laid eyes on his downtrodden boyfriend and between breathless, harsh coughs was able to hear his lungs crack as if they were already filled to the brim with wet cement.

At least Sven knows the apparent hostility that Elex exudes is simply a mask to hide his genuine concern for the feline’s well-being 🖤🥺

More Svelex & the badger’s chaotic caretaking based on this same scenario to come~

@thekinkyleopard owns Elex~

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~welp, this haaas been on the back-burner for a while, but I was too shy to post it ><  So here you guys go! Looots of subby moaning, talking, wet sneezes, and an explosive end 👀

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I’m back and ready to disappear again after I post this

!tw: mess. Like heavy mess. Don’t read if easily grossed out!

Hello, I am back and I bring you a little imagine~

Imagine just sitting at home when your roommate comes back. Their nose is an irritated red, snot pooling under the nostrils. With a sniffle they walk over and join you on the couch. 

"I have hay fever and I hate me life." They whine as they curl up beside you. 

"I feel so icky and I’m not even sick. My immune system is just bullying me and getting worked up over flowers." They add. 

Your pitiful roommate looks up at you from their spot by your side. Then suddenly their chest starts to rise and fall frantically and they bring a hand up to their mouth. 

"Hurrshuu!" They sneeze primarily out of their mouth, making no dent in the mucus in their nasal cavity, only pushing more up out of their sinuses to reside in their nose, too thick to run out.

"Sorry." Your roommate croaks out.

You assure them their fine and ask how they got suck bad hay fever. Your roommate just shrugs their shoulders weakly. 

You pull them into your arms, soothing them gently. They bury their overflowing nose into you chest, getting snot on you in the process. 

They squirm, unable to get comfortable with the itch in their skin and in their nose. 

"Can I be disgusting?" Your roommate asks weakly, having no energy left to even try and be functional anymore.

You promise him you won’t judge And that it’s fine. 

With the green light, your roommate gives up on all attempts at being put together. They squirm, moan, and groan into you. They rub their overfilled nose in a circular motion against your chest, trying to relieve the itch in their sinuses but only succeeding in plastering snot on your clothes. They let out a whine as the tickle won’t leave them be.

Then you feel their chest rise and fall rapidly against you, pressing against your chest then releasing suddenly as their breath hitches with a building sneeze. Their head tips backwards, their jaw slacks, then their bright and abused nose flairs and they snap forward with a sneeze stifled into your chest.

"Hu-hinngk!"

 Stifling was a bad idea because immediately they snap forward with another half sneeze, and another, and another. They’ve gotten themselves stuck in a cycle of small rapid sneezes that bring them no relief and only push more snot into their nose. 

Knowing they need your help, you pinch their nose shut, forcing some snot out onto your fingers as you keep them from sneezing long enough for a full on sneeze to build.

"H-hii-hehh hehh… Hechiewww!" 

They sneeze as soon as you let go. They had clamped their hand so tightly over their mouth that it forced the sneeze to come out of their nose, forcing yellow snot out onto your chest and all over themselves. On their hand, on their sternum. They really did make a mess. 

They pull away from you, thinking the fit over but are immediately proven wrong as they duck back into you and release another gurgling sneeze into your collar bone.

Their mucus is sinus infection yellow, no wonder they feel so miserable.

"I-I’m sorry. That was gross of me-" your roommate starts but you stop them. Then you grab a handful of tissues and begin to clean them and yourself up. They had hay fever and a sinus infection, you couldn’t hold it against them. So instead you held them protectively to your chest. You scratch their itchy and irritated back as they rub their equally itchy and irritated nose against you, leaving snot damped spots on your clothes.

They continue to sneeze into you, soaking you with snot as they bury their feverish head into your chest with ever spasm. You wipe allergic tears from their eyes as they snuffle back mucus. Someone so allergic to flowers really shouldn’t be a florist.

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This may be a little teaser to an oc I’m thinking of, but it puts you in the shoes of his roommate. Enjoy, sneeze fuckers and whumpies.

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no, cause I’m so happy you called me Blank/Blankie cause no one really calls me that because I’m relatively new and I don’t post often. I literally did a double take at this. Thank you sooo much my heart is just idk even know how to describe it, the dopamine or serotonin or whatever it is is too much.

happy birthday Geezy!

Here is both the digital and traditional versions of my fan art for you! I did it traditionally first then redid some stuff digitally. I hope you like it and I hope you have a great birth day. Also the art ain’t that good cause lord knows I never draw people. But I figured I’d try something new for you, @aller-geez

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happy birthday Geezy!

Here is both the digital and traditional versions of my fan art for you! I did it traditionally first then redid some stuff digitally. I hope you like it and I hope you have a great birth day. Also the art ain’t that good cause lord knows I never draw people. But I figured I’d try something new for you, @aller-geez