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If I say that I’m going out for a late night drive just assume that ‘Hearing Damage’ and ‘Possibility’ are playing in the background

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I don’t know who still needs to hear this......BUT THE SONG IS CALLED ROSYLN NOT ROSLYN.......so please stop saying it wrong it’s been like 12 years💀

.....roSYLn not roSLYn....

Thank u for coming to my Ted Talk

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We were never fine

"fuck you my child is fine" your child was 11 years old screaming the lyrics to Leave Out All The Rest from the twilight soundtrack in their bedroom everynight

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Spoiler: You can't

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No one:

Jacob in the middle of the road in New Moon:

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nobody:

edward heaving up pizza in the forest behind his house

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Every morning, at 4:20, Jasper yells YEE YEE in his head like 20 times just to mess with Edward

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Robert Pattinson in ‘Tenet’ (2020), dir. Christopher Nolan

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It’s so funny thinking about how rosalie was ‘meant’ for edward like carlisle hoped she’d be his mate but she hardcore rejected his pretty boy scrawny ass and then one day she comes home carrying this feral, hulking, half-dead buffoon of a man child who she found mauled by a bear in the woods and literally held him out to carlisle and i was like ‘i want THIS one’

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colour correcting breaking dawn screencaps to have the Blue Tint because i cant fucking stand it anymore

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my concluding thoughts on midnight sun

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twilight au where Edward plays the ‘dun dun dun’ sound effect on the piano every time Rosalie walks into the room

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edward sobbing over bella in the ballet studio in midnight sun is the reason why I’m not ok

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Because.... we're vampires

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i will say it a million times, bella wouldn’t have had kids.

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Edward to Bella at any given moment: