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#original content#Pokemon#Pokemon Black#Pokemon White#garbodor#unova#Pokemon Gen V#Pokemon gen 5#fyp#Beck#loser#90s#millennial bait
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the door
to my heart
is closed
but it isn't locked
go ahead
and let yourself in,
but there's a chance
i might not be home
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#oc#Bart#the Simpsons#Simpsons#Tracy Ullmann#Tracy almond#Bart Simpson#Don DeLillo#delillo#postmodern#underworld
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I "one two" fuckin kms
...and you can count on it!
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graphic design etc passion etc
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Hamilton deleted scene?????
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someone correcting me on something i said to be silly on purpose and now theyre treating me like im stupid
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Reasons not to move to the bay area
Fire
No water
No rain
When it rains too much, the roads fall apart and the 92 develops a sinkhole
Expensive! Minimum $1800/mo for rent and...a sandwich for $12??? You want I should pay $12 minimum for a sandwich?
EVIL!!! Evil.
Somehwhere...this hweekend...a [bay area resident] is gonna go haaaaang-gliding. [They're] gonna strap a kite to [their] ignorant-ass back...and jump The Fuck Right Off A Cliff
Reasons to move to the bay area
Pretty
New and exciting birds
I've basically lived there for a year already so I'm familiar
Great transit in sf
Decent weather year-'round if you ignore the rain thing
Hidden gem small towns that the tech demons don't know about yet
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I had this ex one time. In retrospect my best relationship. He was hilarious, he could really talk shit. He could dish it out And take it. Could never admit he was wrong, but I always had fun with him. Even on my worst days, even if I was outwardly miserable, inside I knew he was there and that gave me so much peace. I follow him still here apparently. I doubt he follows me, which is the only reason I'm spilling my guts here. We haven't talked in almost three years. Our friendship after-the-fact meant a lot to me, and one day he just stopped talking to me altogether. We had done things that annoyed eachother and pissed eachother off, sure. But this wasn't that. Just *poof*, gone. It's not even romantic, although it is heartbreaking, but I miss him. Every day a little part of me hopes I'll just ~ run into him ~ by some odd circumstances, because my life is always strange in that way. But then again, who's to say if he'd even want to see me. It couldn't've been easy. I couldn't've been easy. But still.
So it goes.
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I'm in love with her
ROUGE ‘胭脂扣’ dir. Stanley Kwan
#sexy ghost#no not the one from tng#rouge#stanley kwan#my beautiful Chinese ghost whore wife#my true love#we will meet in hell#anita mui
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How if instead of having LGBTQ we have a LGBBQ and fire up the grill?
It's trans-exclusive in that we will exclusively be cooking with trans-fats.
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Worf's first night at the open mic:
Light skin Klingons engage in battle like this
(Worf prances around and drops his bat'leth)
Whereas dark skin Klingons engage in battle like this
(Worf stands proudly, with honor)
Data: he is saying what we are all thinking
#who here is the father to a bastard son. my man in the front row knows what I'm talking about#tng#worf#tng spoilers
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