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WHAT THE FUCK

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playing spot the newcomer is easy because they’re the mfs who censor everything

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It's so so sooo funny to me that Estinien started as a faceless edgy shounen antagonistic grump in the 1.0 Legacy/ARR Dragoon quests. Now he's a main supporting character and part of the Scions of the Seventh Dawn.

And he's also becoming FFXIV's official thirst trap at this point. Like.

Remember that official promo illustration (x) that was posted on the FFXIV Twitter during the height of the pandemic? The one with a very sweaty, very scarred, very ripped Estinien in naught but boxer shorts doing one armed pushups. No other character had an illustration that was so overtly horny bait.

And then in Endwalker, Estinien shows up at your room in leather pants and a mostly unbuttoned shirt with rolled up sleeves in a scene straight out of a dating sim. It's one of the more expensive scenes in the expansion according to Yoshi P (x) because of the part where they animated Estinien jumping out of your window. But not before a lingering shot of his foot stanced on the balcony railing and his leather clad thighs and crotch region. But not before it looks like he's walking towards your bed when he enters your room. But not before he tells you that you have his lance in a tone of innuendo. Also he never wears those clothes again. Estinien shows up in a glam of which the pants and shirt together typically run at over one million gil... just for that optional scene.

I don't know who on the FFXIV dev team is leading the march of making Estinien into fanservice fodder... but I'm not complaining.

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It’s not very nice to kick people, Ardyn.

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“And the moon is the only light we’ll see.”

lmao my bud fuckin made me think about how they had to grieve twICE

Please ask before using.

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I made another tag yourself, this time for Tortall

all art credit goes to @minuiko

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“it’s just a parking lot”

exactly. there’s nothing there. not a statue. not a plaque. nothing.

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when someone says I’m being over dramatic

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sex line operator: oh yeah baby, i’m taking off my cloths. my clothe is coming off. me: hmm.. ok… sex line operator: yeah baby youre so hard, i can tell youre getting turned on me: i never said that. youre godmodding. im hanging up

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my contribution

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9s precious boi

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me: I’m not bitter

narrator: she was bitter

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本当ごめん。長谷部だけずっと馬無しで出陣してたの本当ごめん。でもそれでもめっちゃ早いから審神者気がつかなかったんだわ。