✨Effervescent✨Edward Cullen approves this post.
oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash
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Aro; reminiscing about those early days of The Volturi, when everything was much simpler:
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“Batman, where the hell have you been, Loca?”
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“Edward, please be serious.”
“I am one hundred percent serious.” He gazed at me with no hint of humor in his face.
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twilight series as the office gifs, part 2
alice:
bella trying to be sneaky waiting for jacob in her truck outside his house:
marcus:
mike:
edward: *says a thing*
bella:
bella:
edward giving bella another no sex lecture:
jacob giving bella cpr when she’s dying after birthing resume:
sam and aro:
how i picture alice “dancing” from place to place:
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Twilight Characters as quotes from The Office
bella literally until breaking dawn
tyler trying to win over bella
jacob in new moon
edward and alice’s whole relationship in midnight sun
edward in the tent scene in eclipse
rosalie during the cullen family meeting™️ about bella
basically any time these two talk
bella on their honeymoon
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Carlisle: Really? because if my house could talk it would say “Emmett’s a Liar and I'm on fire.”
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Emmett to Jasper right after the papercut incident:
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SJDHSHDB Y’ALL
ONE OF MY IRL FRIENDS JUST TEXTED ME LIKE “oh you read twilight? me too <3 did you ship alice and seth?”
NO??
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