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To every guy who ever liked me:

Get a life.

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My dad told my grandmother that I could speak Chinese and she asked me to say something for her. Naturally the only thing I thought to say meant Shut up, I don't like your voice. Hehe.

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Percabeth

Ok but I'd like everyone to know that Annabeth loves Percy just as much as he loves her. She doesn't always think of him as an idiot and she's not always the sensible one. I'd like to see a headcanon or fanfic that shows them both together like: - Percy and Annabeth holding double doors open for people and shouting stuff like "come in here for Starbucks!" "No! Dunkin Donuts this way!!" "Starbucks is freaking better!!" And then counting how many people came through their side - Percy teaching Annabeth to drive and her being absolutely horrible at first but he stays with her until she gets it - Percy and Annabeth pranking each other and taking stupid photos to pin on their walls Like guys this is an absolutely pure relationship come on

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Ok guys listen up

I was sitting at the beach and a four year old boy and with a man and woman walked by holding balloons. He waves at me and I say “hi. I like your balloons.” And he goes “they’re not mine, they’re mommy’s. She’s gone to heaven.” And proceeds to walk to the shore and let them go. I’m just like @-@ Poor boy?? didn’t ask for this?? Why did I open my mouth??

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I’m so proud of the future PJO/HOO fans because you guys are continuing the family and don’t think it’s too old or out of style so thanks guys

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Thank you same here like I want a good amount of time before and after they happen p l e a s e

As much as I love Klance, I don’t want them together until after season 5. 

Ya’ll wanna make this relationship happen fast, but I say w a i t.

Remember Robin and Starfire from the good Teen Titans?

Remember how well written that was? How good it felt when they did get together?

C h i l l

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Ok but seriously?? Everyone keeps asking to try on my glasses and I'm like oh ok sure and then they go "how do I look?" And I'm like mate?? I'm sure you look great?? But I can't see?? This honestly makes me so annoyed that one time someone did this to me I told them they looked better when I'm not wearing my glasses.

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*Finger guns*

Are you an astronomer? Because I see lots of stars in your eyes.

You must eat a lot of lucky charms, because you look magically delicious. ;)

I call myself (name), but you can call me tonight.

Do you have a map? Because I’m getting lost in your eyes.

Do you have a bandaid? Because I think I scraped my knee falling for you.

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

Can I take your picture so I can prove to my friends that angels do exist?

You look familiar.. did we take a class together? I could’ve sword we had chemistry.

Do I know you? You look like my next girlfriend.

I have more, folks. Don’t forget finger guns or winks to really get the message across😉😂

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I have too many pick up lines and no one to say them too.

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I'm having an intense book hangover. Anyone else get these?

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Headcanon

So I have a headcanon that Nico's a really good gymnast and usually does gymnastics to relieve stress. So one day he and Will get into an argument and he storms away, and after a while Will goes to apologize and he finds Nico doing back hand springs behind his cabin. Later: Nico, threatening a camper: You do not want to get me mad. Will, from behind him: Yeah, when he's mad he really... flips out. Nico: *karate kicks Will*

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Book: Harry.. did you put your name in the goblet of fire?

Movie: Harry? HARREH DID YOU PUTCHA NAYM IN THE GOBLET OF FIYAHHH?!

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Im going to kill my bird. I mean, do I wake up every morning at 6 screaming with the intent of deafening my family? Yes. But that does not in any way mean that you can too.