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TIP:

This holiday season, if you know someone who likes house plants,

DON'T

get them a houseplant. DO NOT.

instead, get them a NICE, MEDIUM-LARGE, AESTHETIC, BOTTOM-DRAINING, INDOOR

POT.

that is what they want. that is what they dream of. ok? thats what will be most useful and appreciated. in fact, if you can, get them a CUTE MATCHING SET. OF POTS!!!! NOT PLANTS, POTS!!!!!!!!

they may be more excited initially about the plant. that is true. but a pot is a gift that they will go home and use to upsize one of their already beloved houseplants, and every time they look at it they will remember how much they appreciate you.

HOUSEPLANT:

- they already have so many

- needs to be watered

- takes up window space

- comes in a pot thats already too small, needs to be upsized, costing money

- can die

AESTHETIC POT

- lets them care for an existing plant they own

- they will be grateful every time they see it in their home

- does not take up window space not already occupied by a plant

- can be wrapped without dying or spilling dirt everywhere

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More doodles from our Ko-Fi Doodle Day event going on now! Get a doodle in exchange for a Ko-Fi, link in our Carrd in our bio!

Going on till 12:00am CST

Doodles by @gin-juice-tonic

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'80 degrees in november we're cooked' and yet you still use chatgpt as a search engine

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Starting to think that Amaury Guichon is in some sort of Scheherazade situation where he needs to create a new elaborate chocolate illusion desert every night to prevent some evil king from murdering him

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two bros, both alike in sexuality

in a hot tub, where we lay our scene

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HOBBES vs. TIGGER cage match TO THE DEATH say goodbye to your childhood because ONE! WILL!! DIE!!!!

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beware the urge to become a writer. if you progress too far along that dark and weary road, you will one day look behind yourself and find that no one caters to your tastes as well as you do, and that if you want something done right, the only remaining option is doing it yourself.

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How do you know that ? (Unmute !)

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i kinda feel bad for oedipus b/c everyone assumes he chose to fuck his mom when in fact he went out of his way to avoid it. he left his hometown and distanced himself from his parents because he was afraid he would somehow get tricked into fucking his mom. everything could have been avoided if his adopted parents told him he was adopted.

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every time. every single time that reverse gif from like prince of egypt or something where the guy is just like shaking his head no but goes in for the embrace anyways this shouldnt be as funny as it is to me but omfg every sing LE TIME