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Help girl, the UK government made it illegal for me to piss

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Hello! Ao3 has been part of an unauthorized data scrape for GenAI purposes. If your fic has an ID number between 1 and 63200000, it may be a part of the data set and you can file a DMCA copyright infringement notice on the American sites it was uploaded to. Each of you will need to request a takedown.

Here’s a link to the information.

It is a reddit link, but it has the other links you’ll need in one place.

(Tagging with as many medias as I can remember so it gets to more fandoms)

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Doodles from the hit game Dreaming of bbqs (that I forgot to post here)

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Left-handed Ena Dream BBQ fan animation yayyy

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this sacrificial arrow shot into the roof of my house marking me as the chosen one for slaughter could’ve been an email

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more of these three

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I feel like being friends with Ena would come with a certain degree of responsibility. I don't think you can really look away from her long before she's on some bullshit.

We know from achievements she'll just knock on people's doors nonstop, with her eye shoved right up to the peep hole. And that's with people she DOESN'T know.

This bitch would probably climb into your house through a window if she's friends with you. Look at what series Ena did just to talk to Moony. This seems to be a titular aspect of Ena, no matter the variant.

If Salesperson isn't pestering YOU with pyramid schemes, you can bet she's pestering everyone else when you and bestie are on the town. If that's not happening, you probably have Meanie just yelling at everyone. Do not let the subway worker mess up her sandwich. You will need to remove her from the building.

You can't win even if she's not physically around you. She'll probably call you from the 9th circle of hell because she wanted to pitch an mlm to the Devil from the Bible. You will be expected to pick her up and be snappy about it.

Ena is probably the type to also give you weird bullshit. Like a crow with shiny objects, Ena will casually hand you something like the Tome of Forbidden Knowledge with that fuckass grin on her face. She'll then skitter off like a reptile to find MORE junk to throw at you. Is she trying to sell it? Is it a sign of love? No one knows.

In summation, befriending Ena is like befriending an immortal raccoon with a personality disorder that somehow finds access to the worst possible places. Befriend at your own risk.

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New fandom unlocked! I'm insufferable now!

Two of em

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Oh I adore this.

🍂Harpy & Maiden🍂

(Inspired by two mid-late medieval Persian pieces I’ve had the chance to see in person at the met)

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petition to protect trans healthcare on the nhs. sign and share!

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i mean this in the gentlest way possible: you need to eat vegetables. you need to become comfortable with doing so. i do not care if you are a picky eater because of autism (hi, i used to be this person!), you need to find at least some vegetables you can eat. find a different way to prepare them. chances are you would like a vegetable you hate if you prepared it in a stew or roasted it with seasoning or included it as an ingredient in a recipe. just. please start eating better. potatoes and corn are not sufficient vegetables for a healthy diet.

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Fuck UK “trans laws” I’m a man and I will have a beard

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A while back, I did some testing in Metroid 2: the Return of Samus. I wanted to see how consistent damage values were, among other things.

The above document is my findings. I tested all damage values from every source, tried out every weapon on every enemy, and even cross compared between damage while using the base suit, and the Varia suit.

I found that the damage values were consistent, and I mapped hit points for each enemy based on the number of power beam shots each enemy takes to defeat. Using this, I was able to figure out how much damage each beam deals.

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Do you get it now? Without due process, everyone is at risk. How are you going to prove your citizenship otherwise?

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