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And Link would. Because the curse was offered, and he chose to take it.

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Hey all! I'm excited to announce that I'm going to be helping my friend ‪Sarah Z (@dingdongyouarewrong) with a charity stream she's hosting next Monday, January 27th, from 10 am PST to 10 pm PST. I'll be working the back end and guesting, all the while Sarah will be playing Slay the Spire, talking to a bunch of amazing people.

All proceeds will be going to the Transgender Law Center, the largest national trans-led organization in the U.S. They do absolutely critical work providing legal assistance, fighting for policy changes, and supporting trans folks across the country. From helping with name changes and employment issues to advocating for trans immigrants and incarcerated individuals, TLC has been at the forefront of the fight for trans rights.

More details coming soon!

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That's beautiful art! Of my favourite blorbo no less!!

It’s her, Smasnug Arinhansn

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I am betrayed but my own inability to read the blog name.

Bloodborne 4k60 to debut on Switch 2!

FIJMU News 1-19-25 by Dorf Gannon

With this week's announcement of the disappointingly titled "Switch 2" console, the first few launch titles have been revealed including Mario Kart 9, Mario Party 14, Mario Laundry 7, and most surprisingly, Bloodborne. The From Software game that was previously a Playstation exclusive has eluded players in a superior format for a decade, but now with the Switch 2's high frame rate and UltraHD resolution, the game will finally be available to the discerning Nintendo gamer.

"But that's not all," said Bloodborne spokeswoman Maria Clocktower, "The game will have several exclusive features on the Switch 2, including costumes in the style of Mario, Luigi, Link and Kirby for shoes-only runs. Several iconic weapons such as the Master Sword and Metroid Wave Beam will also be available."

Several puzzles will also take advantage of the Switch 2's motion controls like in Breath of the Wild, so get ready to hold and shake your console upside down and backwards while fighting Ludwig.

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I love tumblr because the response to art in the tags is like

- wow this is great

- art

- cool art

- good art tag

- I WANT THIS PAINTED ON THE INSIDE OF MY EYEBALLS LIKE THE SISTINE CHAPEL

- cool art

- love it

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My friends made me do it

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I made a very short ytp sort of thing (I’ve never done that before).

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via taylorndean on instagram

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My Favorite "Ugly" TNG Aliens

5. Pucker Pouts (Bre'el, "Deja Q"). A bit bland at first glance, typical Westmore forehead but then BAM, you see the mouths. Benevolent Salt Sucker vibes.

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4. Snots. (Gamelanian, "Final Mission"). I remember audibly gasping the first time I saw this. Breathtaking choices all around. The hair, the orange, the snots... just amazing. Perhaps one of Michael Westmore's children was sick with a cold at the time.

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3. Infinity Eyebags. (Zakdorn, "Peak Performance"). There is something so normal yet so unsettling about this man and his face bags. A rare case of a real hairline. I also love his Clergy-like cape.

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2. Tumor Biopsy (species unknown, "New Ground"). This guy taps into some kind of fight or flight response deep in my brain stem. Maybe the instinct to not touch infections? I think he'd look good in like, Fallout or The Last of Us. Great post-apocalyptic radiation scarring.

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1. Shower Drain Clog (Yridian, "Gambit Pt. 1"). My all time favorite of the ugliest aliens. Look at all the sprouting hair around his neck, amazing details.

Yridians win the ugliest of ugly for me because well, if you look with your eyes, you will see that they are quite ugly. The ears, the hair, the color pallet, the ball-sacky nature of the skin seam.

I'd be remiss to not bring up Mr. Jaglom Shrek, who, unlike Yranac pictured above, recognized his receding hairline and, to preserve his enviable good looks, shaved his scraggles.

The sheer creativity these makeup artists had to churn out, week after week, is astounding. The planning, the molds, the sculpting, the applications, the hours of labor, the patient actors, what a privilege it is to witness such creation. These aliens may be ugly, but they are definitely not boring.

Thank you Michael Westmore, your footprint in Hollywood is vast and untouchable.

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i deserve to be an eel. in a crevice with a bunch of other eels. opening and closing our mouths over and over

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The night sky on Mars

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"Sin, young man, is when you treat people like things. Including yourself. That's what sin is."

"It's a lot more complicated than that --"

"No. It ain't. When people say things are a lot more complicated than that, it means they're getting worried they won't like the truth. People as things, that's where it starts."

"Oh. I'm sure there are worse crimes --"

"But they starts with thinking about people like things..."

- Carpe Jugulum by Terry Pratchett

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This is how I write. This is why I'll never get a book deal.

one of my worst writing sins is abusing my power to create compound words. i cannot write the sentence "The sun shone as bright as honey that afternoon." no. that's boring. "The sun was honey-bright that afternoon" however? yes. that sentence is dope as fuck. i do not care if "honey-bright" is a word in the english dictionary. i do not care if the sentence is grammatically correct. i will not change. i will not correct my erred ways. the laws of the english language are mine.

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Adore these. Adding to my ever expanding list, alongside 'joined the great majority', 'left early to avoid the rush' and my personal favourite 'preoccupied with decomposition'.

Things you can stay instead of "k1lled", "murked" or "unalived":

involuntarily converted to room temperature

cancelled on a corporeal level

successfully transitioned into fertiliser

rendered permanently horizontal

sent to investigate the potential existence of an afterlife

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted