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Daughter of fantasy villains decides to rebel against her parents by actually going through with her arranged marriage to a local golden retriever of a prince instead of running off with some local villain-to-be or conquering said golden retriever’s kingdom and ruling it solo like her parents expect her to. Plus, sue her, she’s into the clean-cut earnest look.

At the same time, local prince charming discovers that he’s actually very into the gothic fiance his parents have landed him with in order to try and establish peace with the local evil lair down the lane, he would never have guessed a spiderweb pattern could look so fetching on a ball gown…?

Meanwhile, two pairs of parents in a tizzy because they both expected their offspring to whole-heartedly reject this union and give them an excuse to conquer their goody-two-shoes/evil neighbours, they’re not supposed to actually like each other-!

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I kinda wanna do this in my next ttrpg game. Like have a hidden BBEG who says this, secretly trying to curse the party.

i keep saying "have a great one!!" instead of "have a great night" on accident and i cant help but think every time i say this im just handing them a great one from the video game bloodborne

"oh!! have a great one see you later!!" *hands you ebrietas, daughter of the cosmos*

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if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band

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It does all that while *also* being a fairly decent comedy even for newcomers and even actually telling a pretty good trek story. I am a big fan of lower decks.

“Lower Decks was made by people who hate Star Trek”

No, lower decks was made by people who love Star Trek enough to make an entire show about everything Star Trek is, to put in references to episodes that barely anyone knows about, to watch all of Star Trek enough to know every stereotype and running gag in the fandom, and to still make the show able to stand on its own 2 feet.

They put in a reference to the animated series episode “the infinite Vulcan” where Spock is cloned to be a massive Vulcan, they put in a reference in the comics about “The way to Eden” in their first edition, these are people who care about Star Trek enough to find every nook and cranny of it, and create a likeable show about it.

I am also a firm believer that if you truly like a show, you are able to point out that it does have flaws, and to accept that, and I feel that lower decks does that perfectly. It shows that your little perfect Star Trek show has flaws and inconsistencies, but shows that you can still enjoy watching the show, as well as you can fix those mistakes or just have it be funny.

I really like lower decks. 🫠

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I'm going to turn ganondorf into a rug for this.

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I actually really like when they give the Triforce bynames and misnomers. Makes it feel like something ancient and feared.

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people will see a fandom thing and be like "why isn't this a fanfic" "why is there no fanfic about this" my brother in christ, because you're not writing it

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I'd really love to read a fanfic on this premise. Either:

An absol keeps appearing at a village and the protag slowly realises its nature as a warning and benevolent creature

Or:

An ignorant villager's early "Pokédex" showing their many misconceptions

The beast that keeps disturbing our village.

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I like this game 👍

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Oh this is beautiful

a new world

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on their clit like morse code

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Nah it's Sam, That One Dude Who's Job Is To Decide If That Thing Is A Human.

He keeps deciding the green pond things are humans. We might need a better system, but we all love Sam TODWJITDITTIAH.

"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess

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*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

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I love this information. I'm going to engrave it on something. Possibly my grave.

straight men are on something else

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It must suck being the second generation of a post apocalyptic world cause like half the population is gonna be named Hope or some shit