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They Moved The Moon - Bonus Playlist!

Since my regular chapter upload schedule for They Moved the Moon is on pause for a few weeks, I'm tiding everyone over with a playlist of all of the songs that have served as chapter titles/been mentioned as alternates and additional soundtracks in the end notes so far (including the ones not on Spotify!)
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TRACK LISTING
They Moved The Moon - Warren Zevon
An Antidote for Strychnine - The Mountain Goats
The Sire of Sorrow (Job's Sad Song) - Joni Mitchell
The Scientist - Coldplay
Atlantic City - Bruce Springsteen
Us - Regina Spektor
The New Hydra Collection - The Mountain Goats
Bells for Her - Tori Amos
Experiment IV (Extended 12-Inch Mix) - Kate Bush
Hurt - Johnny Cash
My Body is a Cage - Peter Gabriel
Step Into My Office, Baby - Belle & Sebastian
Heel Turn 2 - The Mountain Goats
The Moon is a Harsh Mistress - Judy Collins
I Need My Girl - The National
In Another Life - The Killers
Teen Idle - Marina
Crazy - Tori Amos
Exile Vilify - The National
Older and Taller - Regina Spektor
A Wall - Bat For Lashes
I Am Not a Robot - Marina
Deeper Understanding - Kate Bush
The Great Unknown - Dar Williams
Bling (Confession of a King) - The Killers
America - Simon & Garfunkel
A Sorta Fairytale - Tori Amos
Prescilla - Bat for Lashes
Young and Beautiful - Lana Del Rey
Can't Take My Eyes off You - Frankie Valli
A Dustland Fairytale - The Killers
Smile - Nat King Cole
The Freest Man - Tilly and the Wall
Emperor - Wilsen
Medicine - Daughter
The Getting By - The Killers
That Wonderful Someone - Patsy Cline
Crazy - Violent Femmes
Pancake - Tori Amos
Million Dollar Man - Lana Del Rey
Black Betty & The Moon - The Horrible Crowes
Poisonous Lookalike - Warren Zevon
Judgement of the Moon and Stars (Ludwig's Tune) - Joni Mitchell
No Children - The Mountain Goats
#portal fanmix#portal#portal 2#playlist#caveline pain train#caveline#cave johnson#caroline#caroline tag#they moved the moon#tmtm#portal fanfiction#my fanfiction#my writing#idk how long it takes mega to notice shared folders with music in them so go go go#even with including the songs that aren't on spotify this will never be my complete tmtm playlist#because originally i also had runaway by k**ye w*st on there but i can't conscionably share his music anymore#even in a format that would earn him no royalties#which sucks because “let's have a toast for the douchebags” is the perfect cave johnson lyric#but that goes to show how difficult it is to write for cave johnson without over-idolizing him#or idolizing the real life prickholes who are too close for comfort to him#yay#anyway...#enjoy
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Just old posts that cause me pain
My brain definitely hates me. I was randomly thinking about Love Actually and all of a sudden a heartbreaking Caveline association pops up out of nowhere:
When Cave asked Caroline to take over for him, her response was “Over my dead body.”
Without flinching, Cave stared at her and said, “No, Caroline. Over mine.”
#they moved the moon#relevant to the latest chapter#caveline pain train#cave johnson#caroline#caroline tag#caveline
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you could also buy esims for Gazans or donate to Gaza Municipality Project
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Today was unlike any other.
We received a few donations and with them, we had our first real meal in over a month. For the first time in so long, we didn’t go to sleep hungry. We cried, not from pain this time, but from overwhelming joy and gratitude.
To everyone who donated, shared, or simply kept us in their thoughts thank you. You didn’t just feed us. You reminded us that we’re not alone. You gave us back a piece of our dignity and hope.
But the struggle isn’t over. We’re still in need of food, support, and a little more light in these hard times.
Please, if you can, continue to help. Every share, every dollar, every act of kindness makes a real difference.
From the bottom of my heart, thank you. And please, stay with us on this journey.


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so funny that glados was like can i have neurotoxin and they were like what for and she said science and they were like are you sure it’s just for science and she said yes and they were like okay as long as you promise it’s just for science and then they gave her the neurotoxin and then she killed everyone
#hmmm i wonder if anything in the current state of the world is analogous to this...#naaaah#glados#portal#portal 2
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Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against the dying of the light. – Dylan Thomas
GET MAD! – Cave Johnson
#reblogging this classic in celebration of finally posting the latest chapter of my fic#cave johnson#portal#portal 2#get mad#lemon rant#they moved the moon#portal fanart
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[video by mr.tomtotoro. no caption]
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when i was little i thought martha’s vineyard was a literal vineyard owned by martha stewart
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They Moved The Moon - Chapter Seven

Shake Your Fist at Lightning
“You don’t think it’s gonna work, do you?”
Caroline swiveled her chair towards her boss. “This is one of the most complex endeavors we’ve ever undertaken,” she reminded him. “We’ve already made incredible progress with it. But getting it right takes time.”
“Time we don’t have,” Cave finished for her.
Caroline nodded, turning her worried gaze down toward the floor.
Cave leaned back in his chair. “Well, we’ll have to wait and see how the next tests go…”
Caroline raised her head again at his response. “What happened to getting mad?”
“I am mad, Caroline. Furious,” Cave clarified. “But I can’t even walk more than five feet anymore. If I’m gonna fight for someone, it would be stupid to pick myself. Cave Johnson’s a losing hand these days.”
“Sir…?” Caroline asked hesitantly.
“Caroline…” Cave began. He took as deep a breath as he could muster before continuing. “You would make the perfect CEO here.”
Read from the beginning here.
Image is from the Aperture Desk Job game files.
#(screams internally)#i both really like this chapter and really feel awkward about one part of it#which is most of what kept me from posting it for so long#so actually posting it is like....aaaaaaaah#but this is the chapter where Shit Pops Off#and cave and caroline have a big ol fight#which i probably rewrote like 30 times but it was overall fun to do#portal#portal 2#portal fanfiction#my fanfiction#my writing#cave johnson#caroline#caroline tag#caveline#lemon rant#doug rattmann#chell#they moved the moon#tmtm#will this chapter show up in my tag for this fic on my own blog or will it be mysteriously hidden like the last one?#who knows#caveline pain train
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#another post squirrelled away in my likes for years in order to make a fanfic joke#cave johnson#ant rant#they moved the moon#portal#cave johnson jokes
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My attempt at hetero humor. This is how a straight man feels when he finds his girlfriend’s clit.

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