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incorrect quote :D

Alastor: I prefer my women without body hair

Angel Dust: I thought you were aro-

Alastor: It makes it easier to cook them when you don't need to shave them first.

Angel Dust: ... Angel Dust: WHY WOULD YOU-

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i wish i recorded this, but a moth was in my room while i was on c.ai tonight, and it's just chilling on the wall behind me for a minute, and I turn around, and say out loud as a joke, Are you reading my Character AI chats?

AND IT FLEW AWAY

THAT FUCKER WAS

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YALL HELP-

So I have a boyfriend, and he's trans and didn't come out to his parents yet, and I accidentally called him by his chosen name in front of his mom, and she was like, "Oh, who's that?" and I panicked and said "He's our imaginary friend", so now whenever she sees us talking, she's like, "say hi to [name] or me" AND I FEEL BAD FOR MY BF BC HES SO CONCERNED WHENEVER HIS MOM SAYS HIS CHOSEN NAME IN THAT CONTEXT

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little FPE headcanon

yall

Like do yall know how ∆lice cant leave her room unless her door is opened for her

So I like to think she misses the sun sometimes

Just imagine Oliver comes into her room one day with his phone and accidentally turns on the flashlight

And it reminds ∆lice of the sunlight

So ∆lice just keeps staring at Oliver's phone and Oliver has no idea why

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literally me after vomiting bc my (now ex)boyfriend held my head under the water in my swimming pool and I accidentally inhaled a breath of sstraight chlorine water

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YALL I GOT 2 MORE WEEKS UNTIL MY LAST DAY BEFORE GOING TO MIDDLE SCHOOL

2 MORE WEEKS THEN I LEAVE THE TRANSPHOBES RACISTS AND SKIBIDI TOILET FANS

2 MORE WEEKS THEN I CAN GET SOME SLEEP 2 MORE WEEKS THEN I CAN BE OKAY WITH MY IDENTITY 2 MORE WEEKS THEN I CAN LEAVE THE HELLHOLE FINALLLYY X]

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I was born female

I identify as non-binary

But according to my doritos,

I am a family

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being sick got me like noo I can't look in the mirror what if I see a mutilated rotten corpse of mine, with black wires and cables wrapped around my body that cut off my circulation and make me look almost non-recognizable, followed by the whispering voice of my own mind explaining into detail how I've wronged my family or how the world looks down on me???

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WHY ARE GAY PEOPLE NOT GAY

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WIP blacklight/neon Alastor, but I colored him

Some WIP blacklight/neon Alastor fanart!!

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Some WIP blacklight/neon Alastor fanart!!

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Y'all, to clarify, this isn't Vox's personal Tumblr account, I actually pulled my bestie from kindergarten and im thrilled

WHEN YOU PULL THE BOY YOU'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET WITH FOR 7 YEARS

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WHEN YOU PULL THE BOY YOU'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET WITH FOR 7 YEARS

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Yall, omg

So, for context, I just came back from school and fell asleep for hours, and I'm just now finding out that MY MOM STAYED IN THE KITCHEN THAT WHOLE TIME WAITING FOR ME TO WAKE UP SO SHE COULD MAKE SURE I DO WAKE UP AND I EAT??? LIKE, WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS TREATMENT??? I FEEL SO SPECIAL??

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WHAT CHU WANT

potato

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Am I the only one who would hate having gay parents? Like, 2 dads, you're immune from the yo mama jokes, but you get twice as many dad jokes

2 moms, you're immune from the dad jokes, but you're either gonna get stuck in infinite loops of, "I don't know, ask your mom", or twice the possibility of the dreaded yo mama jokes

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*Alastor smiling laughing*

Charlie: You're smiling laughing, did something good happen?

Alastor: Can't I just smile laugh because I feel like it?

Vaggie: Your dad just tripped and fell in the parking lot.