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why arent y'all capable of just liking villains because theyre neat? why you gotta try and white-knight them and claim bad writing when they do something villainous or them being "misunderstood".
some characters are just sexy and evil and thats ok
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tumblr post of the decade is OBVIOUSLY the bird in the chocolate fountain and I will not budge on this. the sentence "listen here cum-slut, I bet you five million dollars that you don't own a bird." is simply the greatest string of words ever crafted
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what’s the mead sis........ the wenches are squabbling .......
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sorry to be cringey but can we stop this idea that every furry is a sex hungry freak that likes bestiality and has really disturbing kinks. being a furry is just thinking anthropomorphic animals are interesting and cute. theres nothing inherently sexual about being a furry. just because someone says “im a furry” they arent necessarily confessing to you how they get horny for foxes with tits or diapers on dogs or something. so when u see someone make a fursona or draw an anthro animal, dont immediately think “they wanna fuck animals”. sometimes its just that….anthro animals….are fun to draw.
basically,
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I can’t believe no one has posted a clip of this yet. This is one of the funniest bits in the whole show.
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Concept: Angels don’t have to wear their halos on their head.
Turn the halo into a gold collar.
Shrink it down into a ring or bracelet.
Turn it into a gold septum.
Sacred nipple piercings.
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“that’s sounds like a you problem” is literally one of the funniest ways to respond to criticism
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If y’all got cancelled what would you be cancelled for? Say it in the tags.
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i miss yasha so here i am....writing a yasha-centric origin fic,,,,,,
#critical role#critrole#fanfic#fanfiction#yasha#yasha nydoorin#anyway hi i dont post on tumblr much anymore but i love CR so#ribbit.txt
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I think the goose game is so successful because it captures a fundamental human desire to be absolutely but harmlessly bastardous
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Your least recently used emoji is how people feel when they see you
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