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Shit man, this tenno war is fucked. I just saw a Nova slam her hand on the ground and send out a wave of atomic energy or some similar shit, and every one around her slowed to a crawl, had their molecules overload and then exploded violently. The camera didn't even go onto her, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is carrying a grakata and two grenades. I think I just saw a cunty space pirate and a puppet rolling dice. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

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Contemplating his previous life choices

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Me [playing warframe]: ha ha, l like the robot game

My warframe: *starts bleeding out*

Me:

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Ballas, pitching Baruuk Prime: Are you tired of being nice? Don't you just want to go ape shitt?

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Protea is definitely Vauban's mischievous little sister who adds unnecessary features like flame decals and a Somachord to his grenades.

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Wukong: Is it gay to kiss your Clone Goodnight?

Mirage: No

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Do you think that the Grineer or Corpus ever notice when the Tenno are doing like…challenges (Nightwave or Sortie or Nightmare Mode or Riven or whatever)?

Like the “kill 100 enemies while sliding” or “do a mission only with your secondary” or “get 100 headshots”?

Do you think it ever occurs to them in just like a cold, numbing realization kind of way that the Tenno find killing them *so easy* that they have to invent new limitations or trials to make the killing them *interesting* or *fun*?

Do you think they ever watch an Ember or an Inaros or some other Warframe sliding past them, getting headshots with the throwing knives that seem to be the only weapon they have equipped, and have a brief moment of “this is a GAME to them”, before they become 67/100 of the headshots and 32/100 of the sliding kills needed for 1,000 Nightwave standing each?

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I caught a Yogwun!

I guess this little guy Yog-lost!

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thatdamnspartan

“Are you making animal crossing-esque fishing quotes now? Because if yes I love you”

You bet I am. For as many fish as I can make clever puns for!

I caught a Mawfish!

Maybe I should catch Lessfish!

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I caught a Mawfish!

Maybe I should catch Lessfish!

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I caught an Echowinder!

...echowinder, winder, winder!

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I caught a Recaster!

Recaster? I hardly know ‘er!

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Lotus: You are surrounded by Grineer marines.

Nekros: The only thing I am surrounded by is fear... and dead men.

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I caught a Tralok!

I wonder if it’ll work on my Tra-door?

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Best doggo

Bonus:

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Revenant: An enemy is just an ally that you haven't forcefully bent to your will yet...