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just realised I’ve never posted any fan art on here, so here’s a quick little sketch of my favorite picture of my favorite boy because i miss him and next friday is literally so far away :’)

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Low quality pictures of a high quality man. Look at his lil sweater paws :( im devastated

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sleepy heeseung ft. flirty sunghoon

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if this is not the most precious !!!

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Sunghoon: Rich people should get robbed at least once a week.

Jungwon: Why?

Sunghoon: Builds character.

Heeseung:

Heeseung: Did you take Jay and Jake's hoodies again?

Sunghoon: Actually, I took Jay's V-Blanket this time.

Jay: I'm sorry you took WHAT-

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jungwhan: What does coffee taste like?

hyunsuk, on his eighth cup of the morning: Not as good as it smells.

jeongwoo: Oh, like shampoo!

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Asahi — BOY (200809)

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my neighbour came over and i forced her to watch i-land with me, it was a fun time now she’s invested but that’s besides the point - anyway, we were watching episode one and Jay and Sunghoon walk in and my friend immediately goes “why does the one in black look like the main character in ouran high school host club” and now I can’t think of anything else.

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mashiho: my boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. what should I do?

haruto: punch him in the stomach. then when he doubles over in pain, kiss him

jaehyuk: Tackle him!

asahi: dump him.

junkyu: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN

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Treasure as things John Mulaney has said✨

Yoshi: “Excuse me, I’m new in town and it gets worse.”

Mashiho: “I have had a very long day. I am very small. And I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under.”

Haruto: “Sometimes babies will point at me and I do not care for that shit at all.”

Jungwhan: “They’re like, ‘Does that work?’ I’m like, ‘It didn’t NOT work.’”

Asahi: “I’ll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I’ll die.”

Junkyu: “When I’m walking down the street, no one’s ever like, ‘Hey look at that man.’ I think they’re just like, ‘Whoa, that tall child looks terrible! Get some rest, tall child! You can’t keep burning the candle at both ends!’”

Hyunsuk: “Part of me was like, whatever - You know those days when you’re like this might as well happen? Adult life is already so goddamn weird.”

Yedam: "I was sitting up in bed a few weeks ago like *groans* You know, life?"

Jaehyuk: "When I walk down the street, I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much."

Doyoung: “And then I said, ‘No.’ Y’know, like a liar.

Jihoon: “You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.”

Jeongwoo: “Top three colleges? I thought I’d be dead in a trunk with my hand hanging out of the tail light by now.”

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I-LAND as things John Mulaney has said - a.k.a my memorium of ot23 :')

Jake: “Excuse me, I’m new in town and it gets worse.”

Ta-Ki: “I have had a very long day. I am very small. And I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under.”

Jungwon: “Why do people shush animals? they've never spoken!”

Nicholas: “Sometimes babies will point at me and I do not care for that shit at all.”

Youngbin: “They’re like, ‘Does that work?’ I’m like, ‘It didn’t NOT work.’”

Sunghoon: “I’ll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I’ll die.”

Daniel: “When I’m walking down the street, no one’s ever like, ‘Hey look at that man.’ I think they’re just like, ‘Whoa, that tall child looks terrible! Get some rest, tall child! You can’t keep burning the candle at both ends!’”

Seon: “Part of me was like, whatever, you know those days when you’re like this might as well happen? Adult life is already so goddamn weird.”

Geonu: "What is college?" *incoherent babbling* "Stop going until they figure it out!"

Kyungmin: “You could pour soup in my lap and I’d probably apologize to you.”

Heeseung: "I was sitting up in bed a few weeks ago like *groans* You know, life?"

Sunoo: "When I walk down the street, I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much."

Ni-ki: “Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you? Because it sounds like he sucks and I will totally kill that guy for you.”

Jimin: “Brush your teeth, then boom! Orange juice. That’s life.”

Jay: “I was like, ‘Well here goes nothing. YOU EVER SEEN A GHOST?’ And my mom said, ‘Yes.’ Which is the best answer.”

EJ: “And then I said, ‘No.’ Y’know, like a liar.

K: “Every new song is about how tonight is the night, and how we only have tonight. That is such 19-year-old horse-shit.”

Jaebeom: : “Everyone outta my way! I just wanna sit here and feed my birds.”

Hanbin: “If I’m like on the street and I see a group of thirteen year olds ahead of me, I will cross to the other side of the street.”

Jaeho: “Do my friends hate me or do I just need to go to sleep?”

Sungchul: “You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.”

Taeyong: “Top three colleges? I thought I’d be dead in a trunk with my hand hanging out of the tail light by now.”

Yoonwon: “And I don’t like confrontation, ’cause I’ve never been in a fight before. Though, maybe you could tell that from the first moment I walked out on stage.“

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I couldn't find the video of Jake talking about their friendship but here's pictures of Sunghoon's reaction.

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*i-land game night*

jake: i will put my “A” down to make “A”

jay: i will add to your “A” to make “AT”

heeseung: i will add onto your “AT” to make “RAT”

sunghoon: i will add onto your “RAT” to make “BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC”

jake: *flips board*

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the first step

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*haruto getting his car fixed*

mashiho: you used subpar fuel which corroded your injectors and intake manifold

haruto: uhh english bro

mashiho: low quality gas damaged your engine

haruto: dumb it down for me hyung

mashiho: bad go-go juice make your vroom vroom machine all fucky

haruto: oh no

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yoshi: netflix and chill

jihoon: blockbuster and cockthruster

junkyu: imax and climax

hyunsuk: ChuRcH anD PrayInG foR fOrGivNeSs

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figure skater sunghoon x ice hockey player jake! au - part 1?

just a headcanon for now, but i might do like a proper ass ao3 fic one day!!

so sunghoon’s been training at this one rink all his life, he has a private time slot and everything, he’s always on time, it’s all perfect

until low and behold, one day he shows up only to find some guy with a puck and hockey stick ruining his ice

sunghoon’s a bit of a perfectionist okay, he likes his privacy too, so he’s (kinda understandably) a bit upset to see some random boy wearing a snapback on his ice (plus like it’s not like competition season is particuarly far away - also who wears caps inside?? let alone at an ice-rink?)

then the guy turns around and fuck he’s kinda hot

“uh, can i help you?” “yeah, youre kinda on the ice during my private time”

hot snapback boy looks super confused but then he goes “fuck what time is it?”

Sunghoon’s confused and he tells him it’s 8:30 and turns out the boys just come from visiting his parents in australia and didn’t set his time properly, his practice starts at 10. 

Apparently this has happened before

sunghoon’s a little confused because usually the hockey team has practice at 10, and even tho hot snapback guy’s carrying around a puck sunghoon knows the hockey team (hell, his best friend jay is on it), and he’s never seen this guy before

but sunghoon just shrugs because really he doesn’t care, he just wants his ice back

and he gets it back because snapback boy leaves the ice after a bashful little sorry

sunghoon just nods back and gets onto the ice to warm up his spins and stuff, he does a few jumps and spins before going to turn on his music and - wtf snapback boy is still here??? watching him???

sunghoon’s a littler weirded but he doesn’t want to be ruder than he already has been so he just goes ahead with his practice

he finishes his routine almost perfectly

once the music stops and snapback boy is staring at him with his eyes and mouth wide

the guy looks like his eyes are gonna fall out of their sockets so sunghoon’s understandably kinda worried

“hey dude, are you okay?”

snapback boy keeps staring at him for a second and then goes, “holy fuck that was beautiful” and it’s so sweet and sincere and he looks so in awe and really sunghoon can’t help but blush and stutter out a 

“o-oh, thank y-you!”

he continues with his practice and snapback boy watches the whole time, and everytime he finishes the guy shoots sunghoon a smile so wide and genuine that he sunghoon thinks his face hasn’t been not-red since he started practicing. 

anyway his practice time finishes soon enough, and as hes finishing up his last set the hockey team walks in. 

Sunghoon’s friends Jay, Nicholas and Euijoo (affectionately known as EJ_ are there and they wave at him as he finishes his last set, then they go and stand next to hot snapback boy, before dragging the guy with them to where Sunghoon is getting off the ice

“sunghoon my buddy my pal” jay sings, “looking as beautiful out there as ever, so graceful, like a princess” (his words are as teasing as they always are, sunghoon hates him with every fibre of his being)

“haha” he says sarcasticly before jay envelopes him in one of his bigass hugs, the guys promptly followed by Euijoo (who’s taller than both of them and squished them both). Nicholas just high-fives him and then gestures at hot snapback boy

 “ah sunghoon-ah, you haven’t met jake before have you?”

he points at hot snapback boy and sunghoon shakes his head - no, he has not seen this guy before, even if he was just blushing like a 12 year old girl because of him.

“This is jake, he’s an exchange student from Australia,” jay says, “he’s also the newest member of the hockey team - plus like 4 girls have asked him out already, it’s probably cos he’s a foreigner.” (“Jay, you’re a foreigner too.” “Shut up, EJ!”)

Hot snapback boy Jake smiles at him, “yeah we kinda spoke a bit,” he says, “we didn’t get a chance to introduce ourselves but I watched him practice just now!”

Sunghoon nods, “uh yeah,” he says awkwardly, “hot- i mean, jake got here early cos he didn’t set his clock right.”

(jay snorts at that, “again?” he says - jake looks bashful)

 sunghoon thinks its cute

“Anyway nice to formally meet you,” jake says holding out a hand, “you looked really really pretty out there- uh great! I mean, you looked really really great out there!”

“t-thank you!”

(sunghoon tries his best to push down the rush of heat to his cheeks but jay’s giving him that look and he knows it isn’t working)

he says goodbye to his friends, bows a little to jake and then sits on the steps, taking off his skates as the hockey team get onto the pitch. They start a warm up game and woah, hot snapback guys is good

sunghoon usually sticks around for hockey practice anyway, grabbing food with some of them after they’re done, so he watches.

halfway through practice jake shoots a goal (is that what they’re called in ice-hockey, sunghoon really has no idea, he doesn’t really pay attention when he watches his friends games)

the goal is smooth and all, sunghoon can tell by the appreciative hum the teams captain Heeseung lets out

Only then jake catches his eye and the guy fucking winks at him

he

fucking

winks

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sunghoon’s whole face is on fire, and he can tell that jake’s flustered too because his face also takes on a particularly firey shade of red

the guy shoots him a panicked smile before the puck comes hurtling in his direction and goes back to the game

(jay catches all of this, he’s giving sunghoon that look again)