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The Raven Cycle as tiktoks from my likes pt II
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Adam: My dad would wake up early just to cut the crust off my sandwiches for lunch. He knew the crust was my favorite part. He hated me so much.
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The raven cycle + dialogs
“That was a night for truth.”
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Blue: You can’t wear fake nails on just one hand, it makes you look like a crazy whore!
Orla: I only had four left and this is the hand I smoke with!
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College Counselor: It says here on your resume that from 2010 to 2010 you “crushed it”?
Matthew: That’s actually an old resume. It should also read that I crushed it from 2013 to present.
College Counselor: So are we to understand that you did not “crush it” in 2012?
Matthew: There was a family issue preventing me from crushing it to my usual standards. So I had to take some time off until I was able to crush it at 100%, at which point I resumed crushing it full time.
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IRS: Well, if you’d opened up the letters you would understand that you’re being audited.
Kavinsky: Audited? Why? What are you talking about? I’m not scamming the government, if that’s what you’re saying.
IRS: Your liscence plate says “$CAMMIN.”
Kavinsky: Uh, no.
IRS: What do you mean no?
Kavinsky: Yes.
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blue: ok so after me and henry kissed, when you said you were jealous, were you saying you were jealous of *him* or jealous of *me*?
gansey: both?
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Adam: Positive energy takes work. In the last six months, I’ve excelled. I take all the negative emotions and just bottle them and bury them and they never come out. I’ve basically never been better.
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Noah: The only difference between Whelk and Stalin is that I know who Whelk is.
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Blue: Guess what number I’m thinking of.
Ronan: 420?
Blue: No, that’s really immature of you. Guess again, and take it seriously this time.
Noah: 69?
Blue: Yeah it’s 69.
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gansey: jails no fun, i’ll tell you that.
adam: oh, you’ve been?
gansey: once, in monopoly.
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how da fuck am i supposed to run an incorrect quotes blog when nothing is as good as canon

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The Grim Reaper *approaches Gansey*
Ronan appears with Blue, switchblade in hand: “Did you want something??”
Grim Reaper *backing away slowly* : N-no
Blue: Yeah that’s what I fucking thought
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Gansey and Ronan when they first met (Probably)
Gansey: Who. The fuck. Are you?
Ronan : Who the fuck are you?
Gansey: I asked you first.
Ronan: I asked you second.
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