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Aki: I’ll never accept him!  *Ayumi literally tries to strangle Ren*  Aki: Who the hell do you think you are, you headless chicken?!

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"If we're lucky, his IQ isn't on the negative side, but only 0."

- Ren about Haru

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Yahoo, I'm alive y'all.

I'll start posting again because I've just finished reading all the up-to-date chapters yesterday.

And since I've lost the document with all the incorrect quotes I've managed to find, I'll just start translating some Romanian ones because they're funny as hell.

Hope you'll enjoy them, and I'm so sorry for my absence!

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Ren: Can I tell you a secret?

Natsuo: I wouldn't recommend it, no.

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Akira: Fuck Ren!

Haru: *from across the street* I'm trYING

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Ren: What does BDSM stand for?

Haru: *loudly* BIBLE DISCUSSION AND STUDY MEETING

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Haru: Is Aki actually sick?

Shima: *flashback to Aki screaming 'Challenge accepted' at an all-you-can-eat sign*

Shima: *sighs* Yeah, sick in the head

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Ren: Will you drive me to the mall?

Aki: What did Haru say?

Ren: No.

Aki: Then why would I allow you?

Ren: 'Cause he's not your boss.

Aki: *internally* this is a trap this is a trap this is a trap

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Ren: *after finding out that Haru lost his memory... Again*: Well, the ten year plan for making Haru fall in love with me may have to stretch to fifteen, but the plan is definitely still in motion.

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Haru: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.

Aki: Well, that's just your personal opinion because I don't have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?

Shima: Well, I wouldn't really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.

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Ren: I've decided to trust you.

Natsuo: A horrible decision, really.

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Shima: You're avoiding your problems.

Haru: What? No I'm not. Can't we talk about this tomorrow?

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catch me in target lusting after kitchenware like a 25 year old mother of three

Kaidou Haru

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I think when God was sprinkling self-control on everyone, he ran out when he got to you and was like, “Eh, he’ll be fine.” Well guess what, HE WAS WRONG!!!

Aki, to Haru

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Aki: Would you hurt Ren if someone gave two million dollars?

Shima: I would slap him and give him half.

Ayumi: I would roundhouse kick him in the face for a couple hundred bucks.

Aki: Yeah, and Haru would have your head.

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Aki: Remember to drink a fucking shit ton of water every miserable day of your life

Shima: And good days too

Aki: What the fuck is a good day

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Haru: Here *hands Natsuo a drink*

Natsuo: *takes a sip and immediately spits it out* Ew this has no alcohol in it! Are you trying to poison me?!