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Hughes: Guess who's back!

Miller: Back again!

Gibson: My depression!

Bishop: Tell a friend!

Ross: I'll be telling the state issued therapist.

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Maya: bitches b like “im baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I’m bitches

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Andy: bitches b like “im baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I’m bitches

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the guy she was interested in wasnt a guy at all au

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Gibson: I just ended a four year relationship.

Andy: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?

Gibson: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.

*Maya and Carina fighting from across the room*

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Ben: You know those things will kill you, right?

Gibson, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.

Andy, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.

Hughes: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

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*Maya is cooking*

Gibson: Any chance that’s for me?

Maya: It’s for Carina. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.

Andy: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

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hi, im the person behind this wonderful account here to tell you about my other wonderful incorrect quote account; @incorrectyellowjackets

its yellowjackets themed. thats all. anyways back to your regularly scheduled programming .

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Vic: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.

Travis: Okay, but what is updog?

Andy: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.

Maya: Not, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.

Miller: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.

Gibson: Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

Vic: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.

Maya: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

Andy: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

Travis: What’s a henway??

Vic: Oh, about five pounds.

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Vic: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Travis: You’re a hazard to society

Gibson: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

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Vic: You have to apologize to Travis

Maya: Fine.

Maya: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

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hughes: there are two ways sharks can die. travis: how? hughes: if they stop swimming. travis: hughes: and if they start swimming into my fists.

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maya: just told a guy in the library talking on his phone to shut the fuck up, and everyone applauded me. so i told them to shut the fuck up too.

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alien: take me to your leader gibson: i am the leader alien: oh chill.. gibson: did you think i wasn't... alien: no- no-

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KATY PERRY SURPRISE APPEARANCE

(i very much put this on the wrong account)

that’s more like it

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gibson: he eated the button

miller: ate* (not trying to be rude btw 😊)

gibson: i know i ate 🔥🔥

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dixon: i will say this, if there is a satanic assault on america, it starts with glee.