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Kermit: See? I'm being an investigative reporter. Kermit: My job is to INVESTIGATE.

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I'm prone to mood swings. Sometimes I'm grumpy. Sometimes I'm grouchy. Sometimes I'm crabby.

Oscar

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It’s not blood that runs through my veins, but glitter gel pen ink!

Abby

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Cookies not just food- they love made tangible.

Cookie Monster

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Mr. Johnson: Alright, that's it, I'm reporting your name to the manager! Grover: The manager already knows my name.

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Ernie: I'm bored, any suggestions? Bert: Sleeping is nice! Ernie: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I'm deciding to ignore it.

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Bert: *trying to get five minutes of sleep* Ernie: *standing over Bert while poking him* Ernie: Bert. Bert. Bert. Bert. Ber- Bert: What? Ernie: ...We're all out of Capri Suns.

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They call me the forgetter because-

Forgetful Jones

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Bert: Ernie! Our space heater died! Ernie, lip trembling: ...The sun?!

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Ernie: Bert just texted me back "lmao" from the other room. Ernie: I hear no laughing. Ernie: I’m friend with a laugh liar.

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Bert: Numbers don't lie. Number 4: I'm the number five!

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First thing in the morning, people give me shit. That’s how I know my day’s begun.

Benny

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Ernie: What if the G in gif is silent? Bert: Go to bed. Ernie: What gif I don't want to? Bert: Oh my god.

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Putting oat milk in my oatmeal to have more oat per meal.

Bert

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Bert: My ears. They are ringing.

Ernie: Are you gonna answer them?

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Ernie: Ladders are great! They're like skinny stairs!

Bert: Please go to sleep.

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During a snow day:

Humphrey: runs inside to Benny, choking

Benny: Yes? sarcastically Oh, Humphrey. What an unpleasant surprise. Oh boy, nothing like a game of charades!……just watches Humphrey struggle

Humphrey: swallows I was trying to tell you that I was choking on snow but the snow melted and turned into water and I drank all the water, now I’m better! :D

Benny: sarcastically …….Fascinating