#source: the kids in the hall

[totallycorrectsailormoonquotes]

Sailor Moon: Why do you do it? Sailor Galaxia: Power.

[totallycorrectmlp]

Twilight Sparkle: Hi, we're the Mane Six. I'm Twilight, this is Pinkie, Rarity, Fluttershy, and Rainbow. Rainbow Dash: Hi. Applejack: ...And Applejack. Amethyst Star: So, what's next with the five of you? Applejack: SIX of us. Pinkie Pie: I guess we're just gonna take it easy for a while. Twilight, Rarity, Fluttershy, Rainbow, and I. Applejack: And Applejack. I'm here. There's six of us.

[totallycorrectfostershome]

*Bloo is standing on the porch of Foster's watching people walk by* Bloo: Hey, Wilson Way, don't panic- I'm only CRUSHING YOUR HEADS! *pretends to crush passersby's' heads with his hands* CHK! CHK! Crush you! CHK! CHK! *two men in suits walk by* Bloo: What the hell do you guys find to talk about, anyway? 'Oooh, I like to put my money into Texaco', 'Well I like to put my money into Gulf', 'Well I put my money in my mattress', 'Well I put my money in my wallet" you're BORING me! I'M CRUSING YOUR HEAD! I'M CRUSHING YOUR HEAD! Hey! I just renamed your firm "Merrill, Lynch, and the Flatheads"! Crush you! I crush you! *someone goes by on a bike* Bloo: Hail to you, wretched bike courier! On streets of shame, choking on car exhaust, just trying to carve out that slice of the American dream with your two-wheeled knife! I pity you. And I CRUSH you! CHK! Nothing personal, I mean, political! CHK! CHK! Mr. Herriman: Excuse me? What are you doing? Bloo: ...I'm doing something. Mr. Herriman: Like what? Bloo: Um...something with people. Mr. Herriman: What are you doing? Bloo: Hold that thought. Conference call! Bloo: *gets in front of Mr. Herriman* I'M CRUSHING YOUR HEAD! CHK! I'M CRUSHING YOUR HEAD! CHK! I'M CRUSHING YOUR HEAD! CHK! That's what I'm doing, FLATHEAD! AH! CHK! Mr. Herriman: *goes back into the house* Bloo: *blows off his hand* Like putty in my hands!

[incorrectheyarnoldquotes]

Phoebe: *indicating Miriam asleep in the Patakis' kitchen* What was that? Helga: A human hangover.

[incorrectpepperann]

Well, it’s been great running into you…go away now.

Trinket

[totallycorrectdariaquotes]

Trent: *singing* Like a monster truck across my heart, she did donuts while I watched...

[totallycorrectrecessquotes]

I figured, “how far could I coast on charm?” Well, pretty far actually.

T.J.

[incorrectinvaderzim]

I once shot an Irken just to watch him die, then I got distracted and missed it. Oh, Red tried to describe it to me, but it just isn't the same.

Tallest Purple

[hitchell-mope]

Dean (to literally everyone he meets): I was wondering if I could come in and talk to you at great lengths about....Sammy.

[incorrectchalkzonequotes]

Snap: *sitting at a piano, wearing a tux, and smiling* Snap: *singing while playing the piano badly* I don't know how to play the piano, I never took the time to learn, songwriting's not my forte, and rhyming's harder than it sounds...say! Blocky: *wearing a sparkly red dress* *jumps onto the piano, slides off, and runs back to jump on it again* Blocky: *singing badly* I can't believe they're letting me SING HERE, in me no musical talent CAN be FOUND, I look pretty awful in this gown, dear, and my legs aren't structurally soooooound! *they both turn to the audience and smile* Snap: Requests?

[totallycorrecttoystory]

Woody: So it was a good movie. It wasn't a great movie, but how often do you see a great movie? Buzz: Oh, I saw a great movie last night. Yeah, it was on the late show. It was… um…uh…uh…oh, what was it called? It's a classic. It's…um…uh…oh, I hate this! I hate it when this happens! Woody: Well, what was it about? Buzz: Uh, it's about this newspaper tycoon and he's dead and everybody's telling stories about him and... Woody: It's Citizen Kane. Buzz: No, that's not it. No, no, no, no. But it's something like that. It's uh...it's um... Woody: Okay, who was in it? Buzz: Orson Welles is in it. And it's called... Woody: Then this is Citizen Kane. It's Citizen Kane. Buzz: No, that isn't it. That isn't it, but you're not far from it. It's uh... Woody: Well, who else was in it? Buzz: Uh...I don't know. Woody: Was Joseph Cotten in it? Buzz: What else has he been in? Woody: The Third Man, The Magnificent Ambersons... Buzz: Oh, The Magnificent Ambersons! Yes! Yes, yes, he was in it! Oh, that's one of my favorite Orson Welles movies! Woody: Well, this is definitely Citizen Kane then. You're talking about Citizen Kane. Buzz: No...no, no. But it's...it's something like that.

[totallycorrectsailormoonquotes]

Have you ever gazed upon elegance personified? Well, look again.

Esmeraude

[totallycorrectmlp]

Bright Mac: *sitting upright in bed* I had the pear dream again.

[totallycorrectfostershome]

Mac: So it was a good movie. It wasn't a great movie, but how often do you see a great movie? Bloo: Oh, I saw a great movie last night. Yeah, it was on the late show. It was… um…uh…uh…oh, what was it called? It's a classic. It's…um…uh…oh, I hate this! I hate it when this happens! Mac: Well, what was it about? Bloo: Uh, it's about this newspaper tycoon and he's dead and everybody's telling stories about him and... Mac: It's Citizen Kane. Bloo: No, that's not it. No, no, no, no. But it's something like that. It's uh...it's um... Mac: Okay, who was in it? Bloo: Orson Welles is in it. And it's called… Mac: Then this is Citizen Kane. It's Citizen Kane. Bloo: No, that isn't it. That isn't it, but you're not far from it. It's uh... Mac: Well, who else was in it? Bloo: Uh...I don't know. Mac: Was Joseph Cotten in it? Bloo: What else has he been in? Mac: The Third Man, The Magnificent Ambersons... Bloo: Oh, The Magnificent Ambersons! Yes! Yes, yes, he was in it! Oh, that's one of my favorite Orson Welles movies! Mac: Well, this is definitely Citizen Kane then. You're talking about Citizen Kane. Bloo: No...no, no. But it's...it's something like that.

[incorrectlwlandpiquotes]

Mary: Why do you do it? Willard: Power.

[incorrectpepperann]

First thing in the morning, kids give me shit. That's how I know my day's begun.

Mr. Carter