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rooster: [pitches an idea]

maverick: you know what, you might be onto something

penny: [under her breath] yeah, onto a lawsuit

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rooster: you saved me, i owe you my life

hangman: yeah i’ve seen your life, i think i’ll pass

rooster:

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maverick: look, i came to you because out of the squad, you’re the most evil and conniving

phoenix: ooh, flattery. you got yourself an extra twenty seconds. explain.

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iceman: and how do you plan on getting out of this one?

maverick: with my charisma and amazing personality of course

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bob: [send’s mav a voice message]

maverick: [texting back] i’m in a meeting right now. is it urgent?

bob: oh no it's okay, listen to it later

[after the meeting]

maverick: [presses play]

bob: [the voice message] THERE’S A FIRE OHMY—

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fanboy: man my hair’s getting really long

phoenix: oh i could cut it for you

fanboy: really?

phoenix: yeah, i cut hangman’s hair all the time

hangman: wait when have you ever cut my hair?

phoenix: [a pause] you take a lot of naps

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hangman: you know in order for us to actually be friends, we have to tell each other the deep stuff

rooster: oh, the deep stuff, huh? like what?

hangman: like, what's your favorite color?

rooster: stepped over the line there bagman

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maverick: hangman, apologize to rooster right now

hangman: [sighs] fine

hangman: unfuck you or whatever

rooster: that is not an apology what the hell

hangman: he never said how i should apologize

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cyclone: are you even listening?

maverick: i am, but i wish i wasn’t

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hangman: why don’t you ever say anything nice to me

rooster: oh i’m sorry.

rooster: you’re the rootiest tootiest cowboy the west has ever seen

hangman: okay i see why, nevermind

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iceman: you need to stop getting into near death situations!

maverick: i'd like to call them vibe checks from god

iceman: [contemplating everything about this relationship]

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rooster: hmmm.

maverick: hmm?

rooster: hm... hmmmm!

maverick: hmm hm? hmm?

coyote: do they understand each other?

hangman: they share a brain cell, of course they do

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iceman: [stroking mav's hair] you're so tiny and adorable

maverick: [half asleep] i could kick your ass right now

iceman: [fond] i know

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hangman: [tearing up because he stubbed his toe]

rooster: i thought you said you had a high pain tolerance?

hangman: well yeah, but i never said that i wasn’t melodramatic

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phoenix: it's too late

rooster: ... what is?

phoenix: i already sent good vibes your way. there's nothing you can do to stop it

rooster: that's the most threatening way i've every been cheered up

phoenix: accept them.

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maverick: if y'all have any questions, just let me know i guess

payback: oh, i have a question

maverick: cool, thanks for letting me know

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maverick: i think iceman and slider are talking about us

goose: don't be so paranoid, mav. they're not talking about us

maverick: they're pointing at us and laughing.