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Robber: *points gun at Mason, Fitz & Matt*

Robber: give me all of your money if you want to live!

Mason: bold of you to assume i want to live

Matt: bold of you to assume i have money

Fitz, getting shot: guys, now is not the time-

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Zuckles: I just like making people feel uncomfortable. It makes me feel better for some reason.

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Jaren: Oh fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!

Fitz, crying: PLEASE JUST SAY FUCK-

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Zuckles: If you need me, I'll be eating chips in the bathroom.

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Fitz: Okay, you know what? yOU'RE IN TIME OUT. GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE. GET UP THERE.

Mason, getting on the fridge: This house is a fucKING NIGHTMARE!

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Swagger, dressed all fancy: Okay Mason... well- how do I look?

Mason: With your eyes

Swagger: I-I... not literally!

Jay: OH, HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED-

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Fitz: I should’ve left you on that street corner where you were standing.

Mason: But you didn’t...

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Swagger: Matt is so annoying.

Matt: *Fucking appears out of nowhere*

Matt: I heard you were talking shit about me?

Swagger: What the fUCK—

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Mason: If I die, my funeral is gonna be the biggest party and you're all invited

Fitz: "If."

Toby: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and he might not even die.

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Fitz: You need to stop doing weird things, going out might help

Mason: I went to the park today

Fitz: There you go! I hope you got something from that

Mason: *opens coat* this duck

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Mason: What’s up? I’m back.

Jay: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead.

Mason: Death is a social construct.

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Fitz: Hello, people who do not live here.

Swagger: Hey.

Mason: Hi.

Toby: Hello.

Jay: Hey!

Fitz: I gave you the key for emergencies!

Matt: We were out of Crofters.

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Carson: Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium.

Ezra, covered in ink: Maybe the squid was being a dick.

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Smii7y: Netflix lied to me.

Smii7y: I never see bad boys protecting stray kittens, revealing to me their soft side.

Smii7y: It’s always me picking up the kittens.

Smii7y:

Smii7y: Maybe I’m the bad boy

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Toby: Where’s Mason?

Fitz: Somewhere disappointing God.

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Fitz: Alright, listen up you little shits.

Fitz: Not you, Jaren. You're an angel and we're all thrilled you're here.

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raccoon eggs > fitz

I don’t know who I like better tbh, they’re both rad in my eyes

BUT

Noted ;0

I’ll be sure to include Racc more uwu